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Can U Imagine by glamourgurl(f): 2:20pm On Jul 19, 2012
Some guy broke into my house last week, and all he took was my TV remote, Now anytime he drives by, he changes the channels.....Sick bastard"
Re: Can U Imagine by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:07pm On Jul 19, 2012
Change your tv then
Re: Can U Imagine by Exponental(m): 3:17pm On Jul 19, 2012
So u mumu so tey u face ur tv to where him go fit change am.
Abi u no know say na sensor remote dey take work?
Re: Can U Imagine by glamourgurl(f): 7:13pm On Jul 19, 2012
I think it was my X-boyfriend, we broke up bcuz ‎​O̶̷̩̥̊͡F African Magic....na only him fit change d station from outside.ℓ☺ℓz
Re: Can U Imagine by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:52pm On Jul 19, 2012
glamour gurl: I think it was my X-boyfriend, we broke up bcuz ‎​O̶̷̩̥̊͡F African Magic....na only him fit change d station from outside.ℓ☺ℓz
so wat u are saying is that you are single.
Re: Can U Imagine by bashydemy(m): 8:06pm On Jul 19, 2012
Sorry i can't imagine
Re: Can U Imagine by phraze(m): 9:27pm On Jul 19, 2012
lol.
Re: Can U Imagine by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 19, 2012
There'z absolutely nothing 2 imagine
Re: Can U Imagine by glamourgurl(f): 10:09pm On Jul 19, 2012
He told me: "You've got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!" so I turned on the subtitles.
Re: Can U Imagine by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:23pm On Jul 19, 2012
My mistake. I taught you were a girl.
Re: Can U Imagine by olowo200: 2:00pm On Jul 20, 2012
Very funny indeed so u don't know what to do than to come and report nothing person no go see on nairaland next time u go tell us when ur bra is too big 4 u or that u just buy new g-string
Re: Can U Imagine by toygod2: 1:46am On Jul 22, 2012
INFL...............i no fit laff
Re: Can U Imagine by glamourgurl(f): 8:03am On Jul 22, 2012
@ ViVy its obvious dat am a gurl @ olodo oops! Sorry Olo... its better 4 u †̥o stay anonymous than posting regurgitating comments and absurd write-ups. #myhonestpieceofadvicetou
Re: Can U Imagine by fankasibe: 5:59pm On Jul 22, 2012
Can u imagine 25 armed men with a lot of weapons break through ur windows,roofs and doors just to watch UEFA champions league final?
Re: Can U Imagine by glamourgurl(f): 12:40pm On Jul 23, 2012
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:-
-Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Hehehehehe
Re: Can U Imagine by dani1luv: 12:46pm On Jul 23, 2012
Crap!
Re: Can U Imagine by GODGIANT33(m): 6:33am On Sep 25, 2012
glamour gurl: HOW
TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:-
-Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals. Hehehehehe

hi glamour gurl,wats up?
Re: Can U Imagine by JojoArmani(m): 6:52am On Sep 25, 2012
grin grin grin OMG............. Dont worry soon de remote battery will die, if he buys anoda one come and tell us for more advice.

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