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Beht Why?? by dani1luv: 6:32pm On Jul 19, 2012
U dey do opening prayer 4 Night Club.
- Na God go slap ur mouth.

U come back from dubai dey form British accent.
- Na rat go chop ur mouth

U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss.
-4 where na.....mumu

U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join am....olodo.

U no go university, and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting.
- Na yeye dey worri u.

House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher
- Hahahahaha....u don die naa.

U de say Terry G's music dey inspire u
- unto which level!! madness

U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.
-continue u go soon see am

U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free browsing has stopped working.
-Azonto dey worry U̶̲̥̅̊Я̩̥̊ brain...mad man

When pastor talk say 'Do something crazy for the Lord' u come carry church offering run
- na who wan chase u?.....

Good Evening my Fellow Jokers grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Beht Why?? by swtchicgurl: 12:12pm On Jul 20, 2012
chai! e pain am wella! grin grin grin

booqee, u've done well! cheesy

all the yoke no even sweet sef! sad
Re: Beht Why?? by bennyyo(m): 12:26pm On Jul 20, 2012
nice
Re: Beht Why?? by dani1luv: 2:46pm On Jul 20, 2012
benny yo: nice
BETTER PERSON!! grin grin

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