EKAETTE:I'm sorry i can't date you,i need a Responsibe guy
AKPOS:I am,anytime a Girl in my area gts pregnant they say I'm RESPONSIBLE

Akby:

jor oooo lolzz.. E be like say Etihad don pay ur money abi? Lmao! No p just consult me onto say construction cos electrical boiz no dey carry last at all. Na hymn 55 sure pass ooo *winks*

walahi d money wey etíhad pay no get part2 o.aniwayz as my felo uite nd padi,u 2 beta go join d bidders for PHCN privatizatn o..we go kun dey run d two businex 2geda...i swear carlos slim go jst dey folo us 4 back ni o....lwkmd

temidayo damoye: walahi d money wey etíhad pay no get part2 o.aniwayz as my felo uite nd padi,u 2 beta go join d bidders for PHCN privatizatn o..we go kun dey run d two businex 2geda...i swear carlos slim go jst dey folo us 4 back ni o....lwkmd

Lol... Confirm we go come carry am enter partnership unto say Active patners #Gbam all dose sleeping or passive no fit do am jawe. Loooool guy e don do ooo before peeps chuk eye for our money

Akby:

Lol... Confirm we go come carry am enter partnership unto say Active patners #Gbam all dose sleeping or passive no fit do am jawe. Loooool guy e don do ooo before peeps chuk eye for our money

@damoye,abky Last night, My name dey among the top bidders for d privatization of PHCN but I dey fear make e no be sey na when I dey sleep I see the list (I mean for dream). Make una pray make politics no enter cos me need the company for real and to the best of all. And I think na people like you and me go fit rule this country for the betterment of 9ja people. God bless

AN EXPERENCE I HAD THAT I WANT U GUYS TO LAFF OFF TOO
Theres dis restaurant i usually go 2 for lunch at VI. They've got really kul delicacies buh I being d humble guy i usually am settles 4 a single type of meal. Buh there's dis meal on the menu that everytime any1 eats the comment dat ppl make is.... HEEY! HEEY! I keep wondering why dat exclamation follows d meal. I've been noticing dis 4 a long tym buh i keep ignoring it. Buh dis very day my curiousity pushd me beyond d plastic limit. I went 4 my usual meal dat day nd i saw dis white guy eating dis same meal. I sat in anticipation 2 see if d guy will also make d comment after d meal...i was surprised 2 hear him shout HEEY! HEEY! Loudly after his meal. Being d inquisitive type i decided 2 order d meal nd try it out to know wot makes ppl exclaim HEEY! HEEY! After finishing d fud i realised i didn't shout. I ordered anoda 1 2 be sure nd still there was no positive result. I then askd 4 my bill dissappointed nd when i saw d figures...45k 4 each meal making 90k...i cwiously did nt knw when i startd shouting HEEY! HEEY! Till i finishd washing there dishes.

any uite stil awaitn 2 b cleard letx hook up 2mao or monday my numba 07032615148

hw u ruka? Watx up wt u

da ceo1: hw u ruka? Watx up wt u

ɑ̤̥̈̊м̣̣̥̇̊ ☺ķ.. O. U̶̲̥̅̊?

Good evening NL'ers' online especially ruka15. Hw r u all 2day?

well, this is ma 1st tym of posting here... Welcome Me all.
Teacher : what is d difference btw a bird nd a fly ?
Akpos: A bird can fly while a Fly cannot Bird .... Bless

don_matt: Good evening NL'ers' online especially ruka15. Hw r u all 2day?

Great,U̶̲̥̅̊?

don_matt:
@damoye,abky Last night, My name dey among the top bidders for d privatization of PHCN but I dey fear make e no be sey na when I dey sleep I see the list (I mean for dream). Make una pray make politics no enter cos me need the company for real and to the best of all. And I think na people like you and me go fit rule this country for the betterment of 9ja people. God bless

Loool

don_matt: Good evening NL'ers' online especially ruka15. Hw r u all 2day?

Great,U̶̲̥̅̊?

Goodboy2012: well, this is ma 1st tym of posting here... Welcome Me all.
Teacher : what is d difference btw a bird nd a fly ?
Akpos: A bird can fly while a Fly cannot Bird .... Bless

Sorry,I don't get

Is there any list coming out for UTME candidate?

I meant Dah Was My first Post On NL...
That ya'll shld welcome me as a new member ..

And I Gave a Nice Joke Jus 2 make here Lively ...
And i wanna Post D joke again

Teacher : what is d difference btw a bird nd a fly ? Akpos: A bird can fly while a Fly cannot Bird ....

xup guy...u welcome....nice joke indeed lolzz...u gona ave fun in here

PLEASE.ANY PURE LINGUIST IN THE HOUSE

Ibraheeym: *Strolls IN *... Hi Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcme-bro..

Infact man u,u r so 4tun8 its nt in d days of bro jose..pure,nd visible ojoro.spoilt unbeaten at stamford bridge,wat a bad day 4 chelsea 2day (o ma se o).am a madrid fan tho bt 2 be sincere d ref realy 4kd up..

@goodboy r yhu a uite also....yes? wat course
k so ibrayheem my fav trouble lover......me miss yhu gaaaan
ehen ishow yhu af want to join ibrahyeem abi.....n ruka yhu too sebi mi o ni gba oooo.....k dis stf has died dwn tho buh den akby we kant tel d moderator to hide d offensive posts
y?.....cos dey remind us dat we r human n we r bound to offend each oda n dey remind us dat nt evrifin is rosy evritym
n btw hehehe i culdnt hlp laff @d way dey wer provin maturity in immaturity #juz sayin oooo# erm make una no vex......stil beatrice1355 on 2go

Thanks Bro!

shola david: welcme-bro..

Wen Last did a Man Utd Player receive a Red card ? When Last did Man Utd Concede a Penalty ?

Ibraheeym: Wen Last did a Man Utd Player receive a Red card ? When Last did Man Utd Concede a Penalty ?

lolzz..dose qstns u jst asked will b included in nxt yrz jamb okay......d fact is man.utd came 2 stamford bridge nd robbed u guyz,dis tym webb wasnt d referee yet u ar still complaining....may b on wednesday in d carling cup match we shud giv roberto de matteo d whistle....seems datz wat u guyz want

Lol. @bealuv I see u o... ur head ehn.. Na me be Trouble Lover abi ?

@ Bealuv miss sheyi D Trouble maker ... Yes, i'm a Uite ooo.. In 4 Econs ...
No worry, ama catch U 4 2goo...

Ibraheeym: Wen Last did a Man Utd Player receive a Red card ? When Last did Man Utd Concede a Penalty ?

Question only 'Amadioa' can answer Lmao

Tnk God u pointd out d truth,as 4 d wednsday jst bet it,dy'll beat dem lyk small pikin

temidayo damoye: lolzz..dose qstns u jst asked will b included in nxt yrz jamb okay......d fact is man.utd came 2 stamford bridge nd robbed u guyz,dis tym webb wasnt d referee yet u ar still complaining....may b on wednesday in d carling cup match we shud giv roberto de matteo d whistle....seems datz wat u guyz want

ruka15:
ɑ̤̥̈̊м̣̣̥̇̊ ☺ķ.. O. U̶̲̥̅̊?

am gud watx ur 2go id or pin?

am in 2day 4 clearnx... U cn hola me on 07032615148 no qualms... Up manutd

al of yhu dah yhu r postin futbal sumfin ehn i ll soon recieve "authority to hide post/ban" 4rm mrs odunnu nao.....she said she is cumin....una hear
@ibrahyeem lol abi i lie
@goodboy me am a gentle gurl oooo i no b trouble maker as in mo gentle gaaan
@akby i go hide yhur post nao ow yhu go put a whole MAN U unda pdp.....abi make i vex ni

al of yhu e gurumorin oooo....se dada la ji ooo

@bealuv Lmao... Good morning