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| Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by Babyamaka(f): 12:03pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by ikechukz(m): 12:12pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
U try |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by mrsheddy(m): 2:06pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Nice one it's not easy, keep it up. |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by Babyamaka(f): 2:32pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
mrsheddy: Nice onethanks |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by izenco2005(m): 2:42pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Nice 1 |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by REMMEI(m): 3:04pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
 i no believe say i fit smile but i laughed..yu try! |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by Lisa1: 3:31pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Much appreciated  |
| Re: Funny: Pastor Visiting His Congregation by bashydemy(m): 8:53pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Nice try OP |
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