Or else he'll end up kissing my a$$.

*and i am the financial secretary*

@ Saucekid. My friend will you take what I gave you. Are you the one to tell me what to fix you in. BE careful oo

I wonder o!, the guy dey look 4 egunje chop.

ok,
i agree to be security officer ^{dem must bribe me b4 them enter and anyone wey no drop,na him i go use do suicide bombing course 102}

ha na wa oooooooo, make this party no cause fight o. when d party go hold na coz me i go like come

May i ask where is the party taking place?

Is it Europe, America, Asia or Africa?

Emperoh, this is Arch angel asking,

@ arch angel
hmmmmm

@ all
when are you going to start paying ur contributions nah?
we are running short of time. _{which kind treasurer i be wey i no get even 1 kobo for ma coffers}

tessybaby:

@ arch angel
hmmmmm

@ all
when are you going to start paying your contributions nah?
we are running short of time. _{which kind treasurer i be wey i no get even 1 kobo for ma coffers}

Employ the services of Saucekid and Seun. Anybody wey no gree pay, make una do the Practicals of Bombing 101 for im body and Seun will bar him from coming to the jokes thread. Be fast about collecting money ooh!! Don't fail to pay in the commission into my GTB account. ELSE mmhnn

Arch Angel:

May i ask where is the party taking place?

Is it Europe, America, Asia or Africa?

Emperoh, this is Arch angel asking,

In my Village. Shee u like am

babylahot:

ha na wa oooooooo, make this party no cause fight o. when d party go hold na because me i go like come

Come to my Bedroom tonight for further briefing and directives that will be given through waist Dance. You know now LOL 

nope!!! not at all, but well what can i say, shebi it was a jokes party afteralll, taraa

*make una begin pay odawise ^{gobe go happen ooo}*

Arch Angel:

May i ask where is the party taking place?

Is it Europe, America, Asia or Africa?

Emperoh, this is Arch angel asking,

the party is going to take place in ma house, and all the ladies would be dancing and rocking in my room.

saucekid:

ok,
i agree to be security officer ^{them must bribe me before them enter and anyone wey no drop,na him i go use do suicide bombing course 102}

okay no probs, i would install an antibomb device in the party, so the bomb would kill only the bomber as soon as he steps in the party thus not harming anybody.

*antibomb no dey work for this one oooooo*
the yanshline be say,make dem begin pay

OK, jeff.com, i appoint u a Major, this kind of of decadence Capt Seun has allowed on this land MUST b discontinued forthrightly.  Dis bloodly civilians nid a lesson in discipline.  Com ova to the barracks and pick som software 4 this otokotos. Watch out especially 4 saucekid, what kind of bloody name is that sef, summary execution 4 any 1 suspectd of sabotage and treason!  Dis party is holdn as a must! D reign of DEMOCRACY in this land has ended, if u are catch caught or rada catches, You WIL HAV URSLF 2 BLAME, c 2 all this Major jeff.com and also see that bloody capt Capt SEun to the guard room!!! Tank u!!!         

This is wickedness, so becos i am not as popular as these people, we shouldnt b put among organising commitee? thats bad, im an old member oh.we opened nairaland with seun.first logger.

@Gunpoint

sup with all this guns??This is a party and not a war. ^{and if war start now,na him go first run}

He wasnt even therd at nairawood action film, talkless of real life.

make una organise party sharp sharp na n make dat soja boy shot at sight or better, shoot at see. àrì oùnjè yò, wat shall we chops 4 party? immediate ansas shuld be proply filed n brought 2 ma table at once n twos.

y'all cant have a party without the pussies men,

i would organise the pussies, wide,fresh,nice,smelly,tasty,Hot,hot,cold,dead,fleshy,meaty,skinny, just name it.

if its pussy, ama bring i on

@sauce kid u could av that for dessert.
lol!

Dapsins69, I lika ya style, u sound lika Sergt, aftr my own heart, you're recuited (N.B: I lik em 4 in diff flavours)!  Showbobo, that is Y u culd nvr make it in this land, on your nxt post, u wil b shot at sight! (N.B: Party or war, B PREPARED)  Major jeff.com, good work! Dat bloody Capt Seun seems 2 nw b coolin off in d guardroom, c that it stays that way! As 4 all of u wonderin wer party dey happen, Y can't yall jst shut up and trust d LEADER! 

N.B:  To all of u comin, find attached unda here d pic expectd 2 b pinnd up on your uniforms when comin, Tank u!!!     

@gunpoint
can u plz tell us what ur previous ID was?
from ur posts u are not a new commer coz u know
us too well.
i can hardly recognise these new IDs but i know we know them
just tell us so we contin ue from where we ended
_{i can only recognise saucekid, Tope, mr turkey, ademiller, showbobo,. , . . . .}

tessybaby, r u frm india? U sound lik a Taj-mahal baby i wz datin in anoda life! I lik babes, bt 4 ur tryn 2 find out who i wz in my previous incanation, ur passport to dis land is cancelld forthwit!

tessybaby:

@gunpoint
can u plz tell us what your previous ID was?
from your posts u are not a new commer because u know
us too well.
i can hardly recognise these new IDs but i know we know them
just tell us so we contin ue from where we ended
_{i can only recognise saucekid, Tope, mr turkey, ademiller, showbobo,. , . . . .}

Thank u Jare tessy baby, i tot u never recognized me , so am i now among the organizing committee ? @gunpoint Cadet ademiller reporting for duty sir. A female among the army aint such a bad idea issit?

@Gunpoint

what was your former ID before you got bannedhow come Tessy sounds like Taj-Mahal without hearing her voice. are you just from PHSY KOLOMENTAL home

Gunpoint just tell us ok?
u are not the only one
there so many people missing _{including my Ituen}

@ademiller
i will tell emperoh to give a post ok??

Yes showbobo, he is an escape inmate from yaba left side.

A' been missing man.
@emperoh
u beta start lukn for some1 else to fill dat space, as CEO of NAIRAWOOD i cant stoop dat low.

funny thread

hope you all are not forgeting my position as the coporate development for the recruitment of strippers.

organise the party quick, i need to know when to signal mi'ladies

Emperoh, there's a problem here u need 2 solve.

The newly appointed( Elected) FINANCIAL SECRETARY[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

@migines
what do u mean?
are u leaving NLD?

tope_teadr:

Emperoh, there's a problem here u need 2 solve.

What could that be. I will dispatch my boys to you at once for that. Meanwhile, my boys are coming from Colombia courtesy of Saucekids to take care of "Pimples in the Face" like Gunpoint. He should be warned.

Migines:

A' been missing man.
@emperoh
u beta start lukn for someone else to fill that space, as CEO of NAIRAWOOD i can't stoop that low.

Welcome back bro. Meanwhile no one made you CEO of Nairawood. Moreover, Nairawood has been dissolved after NLD Action Prt 4. SO take that role or be prepared to be bounced at the Party. Am sorry if i sound harsh but hey!! i call the shots here. So no messing around.!!