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Ladies Prayer Point by olawalebabs(m): 2:48pm On Jul 23, 2012
In a singles convention, a prayer point was raised "that singles should pray for their heart desires".
A lady prayed, "Oh Lord, I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming my way I bound
him by Holy Ghost fire!
And there's this short man standing next to her, praying: “Oh Lord, I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire”.
Immediately the lady heard the word 'billionaire', her prayer changed.
She said, "Oh lord! is that your voice? Who am I to say no? I will marry the 'content' and ignore the 'container'
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by bingbagbo(m): 3:07pm On Jul 23, 2012
JOKE GRADING: F


REMARKS: YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED


PUNISHMENTS: 30 KOBOKO LASHES
angry
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by olawalebabs(m): 3:22pm On Jul 23, 2012
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F


REMARKS: YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED


PUNISHMENTS: 30 KOBOKO LASHES
angry
Bin, you still dey? Walahi, I don forget you. This my yoke don get bad market, for the first person to comment (Bin) na real bad marketer, just be like say make 2 Baba dey sell contraceptive. grin grin grin grin
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by Nobody: 12:26am On Jul 24, 2012
Senseless yoke
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by toygod2: 5:39am On Jul 25, 2012
Bin, you still dey? Walahi, I don forget you. This my yoke don get bad market, for the first person to comment (Bin) na real bad marketer, just be like say make 2 Baba dey sell contraceptive. grin grin grin grin


Funny reply.......i don ova-laff ooooooo

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