FROM: NIGERIA ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS(NABs)

TO: NIGERIA ASSOCIATION OF GIRLFRIENDS(NAGs)

CC: MINISTRY OF WOMEN AFFAIRS

BCC: SENATE COMMITTEE ON CONFLICT RESOLUTION

Dear GIRLFRIENDS,

We the NIGERIA ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS(NABs) want to bring to your notice that a new model of RANGE ROVER is out.

It is called RANGE ROVER EVOQUE (2012)

Following the procedures laid down by KIM K and KANYE WEST (KIM buying KANYE $750,000 LAMBOGINI for his birthday), we will no longer accept the following as gifts from our girlfriends again:

~ RANGE ROVER BOXERS
~ RANGE ROVER SINGLETS
~ RANGE ROVER CLIPPERS
~ RANGE ROVER PALM SANDALS
etc.

Attached is a sample picture of the new RANGE ROVER EVOQUE we will hence appreciate.

Inability to meet our demands will end up in an INDEFINITE STRIKE.

Of the GREAT...E...ST NABSITES.

GREAT OOOOOO!

Signed:
Hon. Boyloff Girlad
(NATIONAL SECRETARY)

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