just listen to this

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

" No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy ."

"And what happened, honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out
of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you
took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

My GOD.

nice one

@poster, na you be òbèlàngà wey sàbì xpose people secret, shey? if ddm ghost begin chase you nw, you go dey go buy wetin dem no send you.

lol

funny uh uh uh

nice try

lol, very funny

dat gory and funny lol but then *thinks aloud* guess ill aalso have to be carefulll

**concluding the story**

then the man said to the girl "swimming pool? water, sorry but is this 0243987664 ?"

Serves them right

I can't believe you guyz haven't watched the PART 2 of this nollywood movie titled Mom Nd Uncle Paul.

The bobo landed with his parachute and sharply took off with his OKADA,

Die for where,, Na sharp guy, scratches head, wetin be that guy name wey act that film again self ?

piccolo?

Picco What??, he's name 's Migines

U don wanna start dis. . . . trust me.

The battle line has already been drawn,
Oya Migs blow im eye or else you don Bleep up.

urrggghhh, sick

of Malaria of the brain

@Mr Fowl and Phiniter I hope it aint me you guyz are referrin to ?

turkey 2morrow is just some hours away, ur downfall is near * whistling aloud *

Yeah tomorrow is the d-day.

sure! hahhahhhah hmmmm i dont know how to have my turkey prepared, grilled, fried, stuffed and sizling in a fry pan, or even as pepper soup, so many ways of preparing my turkey! phew cant wait to lay my teeth on you!

O! my God, thats funny.

Yum yum yum.
Tomorrow is going to be tough.
The turks are going down.

wat happend to goats n chickens?

D chickens had their laps on a platter of rice.

i'm tired of chicken. Looking for ram and grasscutter

Wait i seen this somewhere before. okay i remember now. nice remix anyways almost got me confused

Mr. Turkey's fled into hidin, for your infos, he's under my bed right now even though I draged im nd put im in the ban, well I locked it so you guys cant get im

XMAS is over now *goes off to the loo to sh!*t out Turkey *

Turkey man had better hide till the 3rd of next yr else. . . . . .

aint got enof rams to slaughter. Been looking for gizzards