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Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 1:44pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Polycarp stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.This scared every driver and rider and wouldnt dare ask him for money. Polycarp did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost. One cool evening, Polycarp boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction."MONEY?" the angry looking okadaman asked Polycarp was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally "i dont have money!" The okadaman wouldnt take any of that, and kept insisting. . .this frustrated Polycarp, who later said "ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery. .. to my room and i will pay you" The okadaman agreed and followed him till they got to one grave.Polycarp in his attempts to frighten the okadaman knocked on the grave and screamed " uche!, uche!, uche!, abeg give me #800 make i pay this stubborn okadaman" . .All of a sudden, a very big hand holding #1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying "take, this one na ma last money. . ." Polycarp and the okadaman took to their heels He got home and found fresh shittz all over his pants |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 1:49pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
HE was found dead in his room the next morning watch out for part 4
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Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by cammyjr(m): 1:57pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Lmao..!! |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bunmioguns(m): 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
. . . ,D . .You are truly the Jokes President |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by slimchi2k2(m): 3:03pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
. . . ,D . .You are truly the Jokes President i belive u,he make my days sweet, |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
The guy looks like bin gbagbo |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 3:09pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns: I am humblled slimchi2k2: thanks my lord |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by swtchicgurl: 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
lmao |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 3:59pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: lmao u mean that your flat arse?? 1 Like |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Polycarp stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers. nice zoke |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
falls from polycarp tree!! bin the gbagbo.. u too much joor |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: falls from polycarp tree!! are u back? welcome sha |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
~vicky~: wont u gv me a hug? |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: hugs him and whispers to him * hope u ve recovered* |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
~vicky~: I CANT RECOVER FROM DIS UR LOVE OO!! AND I NO WANT CURE !! |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 6:19pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: wow! wow!!! wow!!!!, wowwwwwwww, woooooooooooooooooooooow!!! its DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK BRO. .. . I MISS YOU LIKE CHEWING GUM * HUGS HIM* |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: BRO! WHY DEM NEVA STILL CROWN U JOKES PRESIDENT YET? AFTA ALL DIS HARDWORK? |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Oh! my donkollione, i've been looking for you. Where went you? |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Oh! my donkollione, i've been looking you. Where went you? I'VE BEEN LOOKING U TOO.. ,,, I WENT MONEY MAKING!! |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: buhahahahaha Guy u re funny |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 6:43pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: bro, its that badbelle mod dani whatever, but hey my fans have already crowned me o o o. . . . . .but did u buy me bread? |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: no worri i don come to impeach am!! lol i buy bayelsa bread shey u go chop ni? |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bunmioguns(m): 7:32pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: falls from polycarp tree!!. .*shouting in a louuuud voice*. . . . . . Weeeellcooome Baaak Donkoline |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 7:37pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
DONkollione: hey! ba-ye-lsa! my mouth go full now! *hugs him* |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns:yes boss!! bin gbagbo: more to come bro!!! |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by ITbomb(m): 10:31pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
No wonder Seun didn't welcome the idea of thumbnails pic, is this what we could have been seeing from Bin side? |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 6:11am On Jul 26, 2012 |
ITbomb: No wonder Seun didn't welcome the idea of thumbnails pic, is this what we could have been seeing from Bin side? dont let me call u a b. pig! |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by Homar(m): 8:20am On Jul 26, 2012 |
Stupid projans |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 11:04am On Jul 26, 2012 |
Homar: Stupid projans hoe-mad, dont let me unleash the dogs on you to finish up that your black flat pimple-infested nyaansh!! cocroach! |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bunmioguns(m): 11:27am On Jul 26, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by bingbagbo(m): 11:36am On Jul 26, 2012 |
Re: Dont Miss This Joke, Please! by nigazman(m): 12:52pm On Jul 26, 2012 |
Lmao.. so him dey fear ghost sef |
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