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 Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 7:44pm On Dec 21, 2013*. Modified: 3:05pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Nwanneamakah:[quote author=Nwanneamakah]**i look around....where did trouble go na...  i hope he has not gone missing o and den taken to de police station o...how will i be able to bale him now... picture de police station scenerio...ME: morning sir COPRAL: yes!!! wot it is??!!! (speaking their rotten english with blod shot eyes, red from igbo smoking) ME: (starting to stammer and already afraid) ple....ple...plee... COPRAL: r u a camara??!!! (good lawd!!! sir its called stammera o, not camara...ha! i almost said dt out, but trust me, i only said it in my tots) ME: no, sir, i am not a CAMARA (but the film [for my mind o! cant dare say tht out!!]) but a... COPRAL: sharap!!! (he actually saved me from saying "film", cos if he didnt shout, who knws, probably i wud have erronously said "film" and den all hell will let loose) ME: yes sir!!! (i even stand at attrention plus...) COPRAL: so, wot r u do, who is u does, and where r u done?? ME: err... sir, u meant who r u and wot do u want?? COPRAL: Yes na!!! dont u understand english??!!! (chineke? was tht english [for my mind o! dare try to ask d question out...])ME: oh! sorry sir, i does (i guess we shud use his version of english here...  )COPRAL: so, wu is u does? (i guess he's asking a combination of who r u and wot do u want...with dis man, il av 2do a lotta guessing) ME: sir, i am 9ice...(he didnt even allow me complete 'GEE') COPRAL : WAT!!! 9ice!!! (the next tin, he calls on other policemen, including two policewomen)...u ppl shud come ooooo!!! ME: *and am like*...  (wot on earth is going on...?)SERGENT : yes copral, wot it is? (do they all speak this way? i begin to think if thts hw its inscribed in police training school manual) COPRAL : 9ice is here!!! (countless pair of eyes all turn and look at me, each exclaiming in all kinda languages, both those tht can b written and those tht cant) POLICEWOMAN1 : WOT!!! POLICEWOMAN2 : chineke!!! SERGENT : eh??!!! *now i start to try and understand wot is happening here...i guess these foolish policemen/women r mistakenly taking me to be 9ice, the naija singer...ok na, i decide to play along with their foolishness...sorry 9ice, am about to steal ur identity here...* (i adjust my colar, put up a smile on my face, winks at one of the policewomen, like all these silly stars tht love women to a fault will do) ME :  YES, I AM 9ICECOPRAL : very gudt!!! (i cross my legs, stand in style, and lean on the counter )ME : yeah men, so very good!! (i try at Americana English, hoping it dazzles dem)SERGENT : KAI!!! god don butter my bread today ooooo!! ME : ye men! he sure has!!! POLICEWOMAN1 : mammi, tht promotion i ws looking for siiiiiiiiiince, god, thank u for finally bringing it to me today! ME : ye baby!!! u're right on point! TO BE CONTINUED... |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by 9icegee: 7:38pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Deiok: *what does she means by why**wow wow wow!!...uncovering more things...so this is wot has been going on behind my back eh...?? Didnt they ever know tht one day i'l find out..?? Hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm* |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by 9icegee: 7:26pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
ms_pee: Ask him why he is acting like the thinking robot, 9icegee*hmmmm so this girl has been having this girlish crush on me for like ages now...never knew until i stumbled here this night...now i wonder other things i'l stumble on along our path to...* |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 7:13pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Dhurmynick: I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat.*i like his determination. Its de same type they all have, and it usually ends dem the same place...lemme c if he'l break de standing record of de guy tht lasted longest...i take a quick glance at MADAM...she seems not 2be able to control de burst of laughter tht's filling up her chest! * |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 7:04pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
ms_pee: Haha..very funny. So how was it?*am very sure my boy-steve-wonder-fire-player wil take de 'haha' he has seen up der to mean tht she is laughing...i dont blame him, he's new, he doesnt know tht she doesnt laugh 'hehe', tht she actually employs smileys wen showing emotions like happy (laughing) and vexing (angry) (angry)  ...let him live off de hehe. He's eyes wil soon clear, so so soon* |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 6:51pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Dhurmynick: I love playing with fire...* he thinks he knows wot fire is...By de time she's done with him, i bet he'l re define wot he used to believ fire is* |
| Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by 9icegee: 6:49pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Deiok: Who is your boy*lol now he's bak to de DEIOK i used to knw* |
| Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by 9icegee: 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*ha! chineke me eh eh.... no wonder his earlier alterations...i just knew it wasnt my boy DEIOK...now c wot i am seeing...pls where is yaba left ooooooo? ? ?* Deiok: *******;;;;;;;;;#######::::::::::!!!!!!!!!))))))))))((((((((""""""""======='''''''''''''''////////// / |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 2:46pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Danhumprey: I would like join you make we be 2-man army. Dhurmynick: That hurts. ms_pee: *thumbs up**i look at this new guy...and i laugh...does he knw wot he is trying to play with...?? he wants to dine with ms-pee...lol...he doesnt knw wot he is getting himself into, doesnt knw how many ppl this chick has sent to deactivation...i pity him...i look over at ms-pee, i notice de familiar cruel laughter forming at the corner of her mouth, and we both smile ...over to u ma'm, make sure wen u dish it out to him it shud be full measure* |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 2:37pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*i almost walked past, den looked up and saw wot he wrote...ah! has it come to this ..?? wot is wrong with him na...?? ha! lemme give him some time to recover from this, perhaps with time everything will go back to normal ...i shut my brain as he said, den walked past him and opened it up again *Deiok: You dont fvcking know me, so keep your over thinking brain shut. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:50pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
**meanwhile, lemme c how many votes i have already and hw many is needed so tht the story can continue...i need at least 50% of votes to finish the COPRAL story... 1) Ammanda 2)Beync 3)Chycoroxie 4)Deiok 5)Emmyk 6)Feraz 7)Fynestboi  Harlos9)Jbluv55 10)Lalaboi 11)Luxanne ** 12)Ms_Pee ** 13)Nitlad 14)Obinoscopy ** 15)Princesa 16)Reineviolette 17)Talina 18)Texanomaly @bolded: those tht have already voted @**: those tht must vote else no show (just wondering....is sweet-tease not part of this CULT...oh sorry, CLUB??...WOT IS HARLOS DOING SEF??!!!) |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*wot has his girlfriend done to him na...?? he didnt used to behave like this until he started going out with tht girl i warned him about *Deiok: fvck you. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:42pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
ninz:*i so much loved wot i saw i almost fell off my chair laughing!!!!!!  * |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:39pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*lol...he shud gimme a smile as my buddy? will he...??* Deiok: You park alien. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:37pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*lmao!!!! this one go soon turn girl o!! abi he's half guy half girl already??*Deiok: Modified. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:33pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*wen did this one start abeg park well jorr!!  *Deiok: Your problem not mine. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:24pm On Dec 20, 2013*. Modified: 4:57pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
**meanwhile, lemme c how many votes i have already and hw many is needed so tht the story can continue...i need at least 50% of votes to finish the COPRAL story... 1) Ammanda 2)Beync 3)Chycoroxie 4)Deiok 5)Emmyk 6)Feraz 7)Fynestboi Harlos9)Jbluv55 10)Lalaboi 11)Luxanne ** 12)Ms_Pee ** 13)Nitlad 14)Obinoscopy ** 15)Princesa 16)Reineviolette 17)Talina 18)Texanomaly @bolded: those tht have already voted @**: those tht must vote else no show (just wondering....is sweet-tease not part of this CULT...or sorry, CLUB??...WOT IS HARLOS DOING SEF??!!!) |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:13pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*hmmmm so he is in a way showing tht he appreciates wot he sees...* Deiok: I gave you an advice, and you are here spewing sh!t. If you like continue to post poo here and remain un-appreciated. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 1:10pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*lol i guess auto-correct did its work on droppings* Deiok: I gave you an advice, and you are here spewing sh!t. If you like continue to post poo here and remain un-appreciated. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 12:44pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Obinoscopy: Okay dear. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 12:31pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*wot does he mean by saying 'same as ms-pee'...?? how..?? ...mayb i shud also tell him "i dont want to be dragged into any nonesense, UNDERSTOOD??" (this copral is already doing a lotta harm here [lol if u get wot i mean]...and d story isnt even half way through) "*Dhurmynick: Same as ms pee |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 12:18pm On Dec 20, 2013*. Modified: 12:40pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
**will he shurrup!!! he shud go and check wot being 'nice' to too many girls have done to him here...https://www.nairaland.com/1558958/what-soap-use/3#20325885 or he missed this page on the other thread (https://www.nairaland.com/287851/last-person-post-thread-wins/930#20333420)...?? harlos: I don't run after girls**another konji fellow!!  dem don dey craze finish for this room o lol...y r they all speaking tht COPRAL's english already...?? which one b khontynew again..?? lol** |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 12:14pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Emmyk: @9icegee, Konti knew.**lmao!!! mumu! this my mumu friend will never stop amusing me...i had to read tht crap he wrote like 5 times before i could get wot he meant ** |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 12:12pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
**literature section does wot? is tht wot they asked him? reply msg with "continue" if u wanna hear hw the story ended and he is here typing "try literature section"...how e take match??!!! my friend do d needful lemme knw if i av enough vote to continue d story or not!...lmao!!! my guy bin don begin fear already...he shud relax man! i dnt bite uh ...am not here to showcase my imaginative skills...he shud jst do d needful**Deiok: Try the literature section. I am serious. |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 9:19am On Dec 20, 2013*. Modified: 7:42pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Nwanneamakah:**i look around....where did trouble go na... i hope he has not gone missing o and den taken to de police station o...how will i be able to bale him now... picture de police station scenerio...ME: morning sir COPRAL: yes!!! wot it is??!!! (speaking their rotten english with blod shot eyes, red from igbo smoking) ME: (starting to stammer and already afraid) ple....ple...plee... COPRAL: r u a camara??!!! (good lawd!!! sir its called stammera o, not camara...ha! i almost said dt out, but trust me, i only said it in my tots) ME: no, sir, i am not a CAMARA (but the film [for my mind o! cant dare say tht out!!]) but a... COPRAL: sharap!!! (he actually saved me from saying "film", cos if he didnt shout, who knws, probably i wud have erronously said "film" and den all hell will let loose) ME: yes sir!!! (i even stand at attrention plus...) COPRAL: so, wot r u do, who is u does, and where r u done?? ME: err... sir, u meant who r u and wot do u want?? COPRAL: Yes na!!! dont u understand english??!!! (chineke? was tht english [for my mind o! dare try to ask d question out...])ME: oh! sorry sir, i does (i guess we shud use his version of english here... )....TO BE CONTINUED...SO, TO EVERY ONE READING, IF U LIKED WOT U READ AND WANNA KNOW HOW IT ENDED, VOTE THT I SHOULD CONTINUE, BY REPLYING THIS POST SIMPLY WITH THE WORD "CONTINUE"...[i guess its high time we did something 9ice and different here other than always doing the same boring thing, day in day out...and wots d boring thing?? wot else dan boys (harlos, obi-boy) pursuing girls (ms-pee, luxane) and girls swinging their yash (the complete squad of the girls here) for the boys {emmyk, deiok, and the rest of the boys} and encouraging them]** |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 8:50am On Dec 20, 2013*. Modified: 12:03pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
**is the C.O.C.K "because of her excessive beauty, pride and confidence"? ...i tot the (nairaland auto-correct, wot is rooster?? u dey craze na rooster u c me type for there nonsense!!) C.O.C.K was rather an indication of her obsession with...  **ms_pee: Actually, it's miss_pea C.O.C.K |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 8:46am On Dec 20, 2013*. Modified: 12:01pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*hmmmm looks like someone is tripping here badly already...these days she laughs uncontrolably to everything i say...hmmmm lucky me...isnt it such a wonderful thing to have a pretty lady always looking forward to msgs from u..?? where's tht my my hand fan... *luxanne: WTH! Like you've not been secretly wanting to be, see how excited you are |
| Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by 9icegee: 8:34am On Dec 20, 2013 |
harlos: ...........................................-------------------------_______________________________-------------------@@@@@@@@@@@@@/////////////\\\\////\\\\\\///\\\\///\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'\//////////////''''''''''''''-______///_____----__//@@/////@@/\///@/\((_\(_/((())'\//@\'')))):::::;;;..__(((.())\\\')))?\\\@/***@@__@/____w#####(;(/\ \\\\((!!*yaba left hospital am sure...it ws long over due* |
| Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by 9icegee: 8:33am On Dec 20, 2013 |
luxanne: And whoelse than the vocal thinker himself who couldn't resist@ Bold 1: *using her? can one use a pretty lady? she rather uses u...and i wonder wot target she's refering to here... @Bold 2) she said just ask, so...ASK* |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 5:07pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
*HA! isnt this tin in alphabetic order...?? she of all persons shud 'v noticed dt na.. hence my "9" makes me oga at the top! lol...i fetch a hand fan and start fanning myself...aint i too much...?* luxanne: Vocal thinker indeed 1 Like |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Obinoscopy: Okay dear.*OBI(noscopy)BOY y na...? * |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by 9icegee: 4:59pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
*Hmmmmm so she has started fighting my cause...wow!!! jelling jelling jelling...slowly slowly slowly...just for d record, i didnt send her o! dis induction tin, well...lemme keep quiet...so am now part of this cult... *luxanne: 9icegee should be too, he's been around for a while. |
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