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Shugamania: Yes, we can see, but thinker is a more befitting nick.




u know people use money to get these coconuts right?

Anyways, You still haven't posted ur account details.

* i knw tht even if everybody stops this madam never will!!! il give her a befitting burial if she doesnt stop*

Shugamania: True o, no worry. Send me ur postal address

Missed ya too hon, and missed them all too. Guess d december thing is getting everyone busy against the holidays.

Shoutout to Luxxyluv, vixen, Lala, Jb, Bey, Fabdame, Obino, parix, ST, feraz, Ruby, Harlos, Tovot, Tonbari, Nitty, mspee, Emmy, Deiok, swifty, Reine, Ammanda, Rony, Vanny, Tea, Id, Bren, SOM, Thinker () etc...

Have a lovely month ahead sugars and enjoy the holidays. May God keep us all as we march on into d new year.

Mwuuuuaaaaaahhhhh!

*arrg!!! they're still calling me THINKER*

sweet-tease:
So you now sleep walk post. Am not surprised

*instead of telling me good morning den running away she just runs away without telling me 1st...as she rushes away so, i hope she knows tht this cloak tht is lying by my side is female and does not belong to me...she beta come back and carry it o befor another news start to spread now wen every1 wakes to come and c it (some will definitly recall tht they saw it on her last night. So how wil she be able to explain how it ended up in my corner...anyway, i trust this chic, she never lacks wot to say to get herself outta any mess. Lets watch how she'l explain this one wen asked)*

ms_pee: Shut up! Charcoal

*lmao! Its like some1's still obsessed wit my pix*

*wakes! Yawns! Turns around, sees sweettease...how on earth did she end up in my corner...pls ma'm move away quickly befor HE wakes and come c this....hmmmm am stil wondering y i slept so nice last night....sometin must'v happened befor i slept tht made me happy...cracking my brains...wot happened last night...Wot happened...wot ws de last tin befor i sleep...oh yeah i remember!...i ws left alone in de house wit MY SOAP!! and we talked till wee hours! Hmmm no wonder!...i look over her corner...see how she's sleeping with a smile on her face...she must stil be thinking about last night wow!...well, am sure some ppl wil rush to come check wot 9ICEGEE (any1 dare call me thinker again) has said 2day (am very sure my early morning write ups serves as a motivation for ppl here and they always check in to hear my thoughts 4de day)...well, sorry to disappoint u guys 2day, there is nothing to say 2day, mayb some other time ok?...LET THE SPARK BE MAINTAINED!!*

luxanne: And why are you so excited about that huh!

*hmmm my (LUX)soap...always pretending and playing hard to get*

ms_pee: Lol.. Be nice to him

*wow! 4 de 1st time in her life she comes to my defens! Wot'd i do to deserve this*

luxanne: Curse? Why would I do that?

It means sorry happy new month to you too.



*In my 5 year old cousin's voice...this aunty sweet tease can lie, damn!

But issorait, we don't want hearts broken, do we? Lol



Hey dearie, welcome back we just celebrating the new month, and you not late

*looks like its left with me and her only in de room, at this time of de 'day'*

sweet-tease:
Yes! There is indeed somethng i am not telln y'all and its the depth of my feelings for Harlos words cannot express it







Your own too much

I dey come, i still dey scope Richard for you.

*stale news*

{and this one too...now i hope all doubts will end as to who sparks this place up once they read thru both}...*hmmmmm now i c my effect in this room...for a few days now tht i keep calm, everybody is complaining tht the room is dull...y wont it be dull wen am not around to spark it up...well, i think de dullness will come to an end now cos am now back...but where is tht babe tht kissed and "frolicked" with me behind her boyfriend's(?) back and den put up a great pretense after the act...? ? ? ? been awhile iv not seen her. or is it because in my absence she has ran back to tht her not-so-loving-guy? i bow for her pretense! she really played along wen de heat came down and questions were asked...too bad i cant even recall de names of ppl here anymore...at least i guess i still recall my VIOLLETTE coloured towel, my forever-pretending-she-doesnt-like-me LUX(soap) [i wonder wen she'l be tired of her pretense. really waiting for den], err who else...? yeah, i guess de list wont be completed without mentioning my enemies too (and i have just ONE!!! and she knows herself!!!!), merely thinking about her makes me feel like heading to the police station to report tht iv just committed murder!!!...of late she has been following me around, y tht, i dont know. de next time i catch her near me am just gonna rip some1's neck off!...am sure iv 4goten to mention some ppl. others, i missed dem for good...well now tht am back, LET DE ROOM REGAIN ITS SPARK!!!!....i sit back in my corner, waiting for dem to return one by one from wherever they must have left to*

harlos: *singing*
I shall overcome
all the enemies of my life
i shall overcome...

*this one everytime he is having perceived (seen and unseen) enemies...de next ting now he'l think somebody is pursuing sweetits [i hope de spellings r in order]*

*{this is for him tht was doubting}....as usual, am 1st to wake here...as usual, i move around, observing de room...as usual, MS-PEE(PEE) has wet de bed again [will she ever break de habit?]...as usual, HARLOS did not sleep in de house [i wonder which chick and in which other room lured him 2her home this time]...as usual, madamSHUGA has messed up de whole place with sugar [wen wil she ever stop licking those trash]...? as usual, there're sweet wraps all over de floor. Who else must'v done dis except SWEET-T I T S [i hope i got de spellings right this time]...as usual LUX(soap) slept alone, in one corner of de room [now i know she's a good girl, hate her{yes} or like her{no}, it doesnt change de fact tht she's good(2me)]...as usual THT.GURL.FIX.IT must have had another fix last night!! see her lying [actually sprawling] on de bare floor, spread-eagled!! I move and adjust her, closing her up, befor de hawks wake up and come gawk! Am sure she'l be thankful 2me wen she wakes and come and know wot i did 4her...as usual, de ppl i'v not mentioned will start wondering wot they did 2me tht i dont like dem tht much in order to mention dem [they should know tht not mentioning dem means...] as usual i'l have a reply 4it wen any of dem ask me later...as usual de room is finally having its spark returned cos am back [i hope they'l all be bold enough to thank me 4it later]...as usual they'l all wake up and come to attack me after seeing these [but as usual, i must have left de house even befor a single one of dem wakes]*

Emmyk: *9icegee, this guy can deceive himself ooo., anyways. I dont wanna spoil market for him, so, I'll just pretend I didnt read what he wrote, not like I'm jealous tho.*

*ok i'l post again wen i said tht, this is 4him to believ, tho others dont just wanna confirm it. They're just so silent cos they all know its so true i brought de spark back...*

ms_pee: Mechionu gi! Anum pam!!

*am sure de 1st word der must mean SHUT UP, afterall, she doesnt say anythin more dan tht. Hence i'l assume thts wot it means...but ANUM PAM.. Wot on earth wud tht mean...? It sounds to me like she's saying she needs me in her palms...wot 4? Tht i cant tell...is she so soft hearted emotionally volatile...?!*

thatgurlvixen: Eyan gidi,,how are u jare?? happy new month to you too..

Amen

Iss nur ya fault

*i wonder who's fault it is den...hers maybe.. I hope she sleeps in a beta position tonight. I wont bother closing her up. She never said thanks 4wot i did this morning 4her. They boys wil have a field day drooling if she spread-eagles again tonight...or beta yet i hope she's kitted with boxers for de night, unlike last night tht she was...*

Emmyk: *will I ever catch up with the loads of pages I meet here after leaving for a while..., I need a summarizer*

9icegee on my mind.

*i remov him from my mind, sits him in a chair...u're too heavy buddY...i place de computer in front of him and open up the 20pages he has missed in his absence...oya! he beta read all of it...he beta not skip a single page! I stand by him with a big cain, ready to wip his a s s if he dares fall asleep without reading it all*

*i said it earlier this morning, tht with me back here, i'l bring back along de spark tht was so much lacking in this room of late tht they all were complaining. Now i c how dull de place can be without me, how well this whole room needs me, how important i am to dem all (tho the pretenders wil keep with their pretense)...now am back and d room has recoverd from its dull moments! Shouldnt they all be thankful 2me 4this? Too bad i c no one doing so. Not to worry much anyway. At least am happy de room depends on me to lighten up. Tht alone is ok, weda its appreciated or nt*

ms_pee: Why is my name not on the list?

*jealousy*

Emmyk: Vixen, I see you.
Shuga baby.
Obino.
9icgee.
Jbluv
Happy new month. All our heart desires of 2013 shall be granted in this last month of the year.

Love ya loads.

*hmmmm my friend is back!! (from jail...)*

thatgurlvixen: There you go..wipe ur glasses before looking at ur screen so u don't av a silly excuse this time..

Why should I make it english for u to understand..do u stop ur ramblings to post like a normal person so we'd understand





Iwo shey wa buru bayi naa??

*i wipe my glasses as she says, i even suspend watching this very interesting athletico madrid vs barca match to read wot she wrote...but der was no question mark der na...so wot is she accusing me of...?*

thatgurlvixen: Simple question that I asked you culdnt answer,,yet ur going on and on like a drunken sailor abi kilo fa gbogbo radarada yii you'd best be quiet


Ms pee be acting like she didn't see me,,issokay sha

*i try to think back on d question she asked me tht i refuse to answer...wot question? Cos i cant c any...and de bolded, y cant she make it english so tht i can understand...?*

ms_pee: Which people?
2033563215
Miss pee otunbajaiyeoba JP
Ecobank plc
Current account

Oya o

Kuku add kerisimesi awoof join

*is this girl 4real This will be bloody unbelievabl tht some1 can joke to this extent on an open site! Mayb i'l try and send her 10 naira. I'l faint if she receives an alert!!*

thatgurlvixen: Ogbeni,,the list sit down ontop ur head

*might it be tht these girls r quoting their village wedding list No wonder dem never marry!! Which guy in his sane mind will hear this kinda list and stil stick out his neck in de name of love to go marry in this kinda village? Immediatly he sees this kinda list he'l tell his wud-be inlaws, 'i dey come'....De love go clear 4im eye sharp sharp and he'l bolt off without looking back!*

lalaboi: Good Morning all

*is he in china??! Good morning at 9:30pm...? Wonders shall never end!!*

thatgurlvixen: *blushing



ah ahn,,ya wicked fa

Anyways,,my own isn't as plenty as hers oo..its very affordable too

THIS IS TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE TO ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE STARTED ACCEPTING CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN CASH, CHEQUES BLANK CHEQUES, [s]GOATS, TURKEYS,FOODSTUFFS,51"LED PLASMA TV[/s] IPADS,,IPHONES,MACBOOKS,,ROLEX WATCHES,,HERMES HANDBAGS,,5 PAIRS OF CL PUMPS PER PERSON or better still MINIMUM OF 100k SHOPPING VOUCHER AT HEELS.COM ETC... FRIENDS,NO AMOUNT IS SMALL.PLS SEND YOURS VERY EARLY TO AVOID THE XMAS RUSH. LAST MINUTE GIFTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED ONLY WITH A SPA TRIP AS COMPENSATION.. THANK YOU

Dahz all,,told u it wasn't plenty

thatgurlvixen: *blushing



ah ahn,,ya wicked fa

Anyways,,my own isn't as plenty as hers oo..its very affordable too

THIS IS TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE TO ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE STARTED ACCEPTING CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN CASH, CHEQUES BLANK CHEQUES, [s]GOATS, TURKEYS,FOODSTUFFS,51"LED PLASMA TV[/s] IPADS,,IPHONES,MACBOOKS,,ROLEX WATCHES,,HERMES HANDBAGS,,5 PAIRS OF CL PUMPS PER PERSON or better still MINIMUM OF 100k SHOPPING VOUCHER AT HEELS.COM ETC... FRIENDS,NO AMOUNT IS SMALL.PLS SEND YOURS VERY EARLY TO AVOID THE XMAS RUSH. LAST MINUTE GIFTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED ONLY WITH A SPA TRIP AS COMPENSATION.. THANK YOU

Dahz all,,told u it wasn't plenty

fabulousdame: THIS IS TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE TO ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE STARTED ACCEPTING CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN CASH, CHEQUES, GOATS, TURKEYS,FOODSTUFFS, 51"LED PLASMA TV, IPADS ETC... FRIENDS,NO AMOUNT IS SMALL.PLS SEND YOURS VERY EARLY TO AVOID THE XMAS RUSH. LAST MINUTE GIFTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. THANK YOU. *GIFT* ENJOY THE SEASON

*these girls! Dem well so...*

thatgurlvixen: *blushing



ah ahn,,ya wicked fa

Anyways,,my own isn't as plenty as hers oo..its very affordable too

THIS IS TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE TO ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE STARTED ACCEPTING CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN CASH, CHEQUES BLANK CHEQUES, [s]GOATS, TURKEYS,FOODSTUFFS,51"LED PLASMA TV[/s] IPADS,,IPHONES,MACBOOKS,,ROLEX WATCHES,,HERMES HANDBAGS,,5 PAIRS OF CL PUMPS PER PERSON or better still MINIMUM OF 100k SHOPPING VOUCHER AT HEELS.COM ETC... FRIENDS,NO AMOUNT IS SMALL.PLS SEND YOURS VERY EARLY TO AVOID THE XMAS RUSH. LAST MINUTE GIFTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED ONLY WITH A SPA TRIP AS COMPENSATION.. THANK YOU

Dahz all,,told u it wasn't plenty

*these girls! Dem well so...*

oasislomo: who is that boy that mouriho hug when chelsea score?

his son

ms_pee: Oti ya weyrey ni

*trying to decipher wot she wrote...
Oti = I
Ya = LOVE
Ni = YOU
Weyrey = WELL WELL
Wow!! So she said she loves me well well! Wow! This girl is really changing to a new leaf o!...i hope its real and its not because she's under influence of sometin she must've took during her absence and she'l later come denied she said all these tings wen her eye clear*

*as usual, am 1st to wake here...as usual, i move around, observing de room...as usual, MS-PEE(PEE) has wet de bed again [will she ever break de habit?]...as usual, HARLOS did not sleep in de house [i wonder which chick and in which other room lured him 2her home this time]...as usual, madamSHUGA has messed up de whole place with sugar [wen wil she ever stop licking those trash]...? as usual, there're sweet wraps all over de floor. Who else must'v done dis except SWEET-T I T S [i hope i got de spellings right this time]...as usual LUX(soap) slept alone, in one corner of de room [now i know she's a good girl, hate her{yes} or like her{no}, it doesnt change de fact tht she's good(2me)]...as usual THT.GURL.FIX.IT must have had another fix last night!! see her lying [actually sprawling] on de bare floor, spread-eagled!! I move and adjust her, closing her up, befor de hawks wake up and come gawk! Am sure she'l be thankful 2me wen she wakes and come and know wot i did 4her...as usual, de ppl i'v not mentioned will start wondering wot they did 2me tht i dont like dem tht much in order to mention dem [they should know tht not mentioning dem means...] as usual i'l have a reply 4it wen any of dem ask me later...as usual de room is finally having its spark returned cos am back [i hope they'l all be bold enough to thank me 4it later]...as usual they'l all wake up and come to attack me after seeing these [but as usual, i must have left de house even befor a single one of dem wakes]*

Shugamania: hehe.. Just trying to help.
Don't u want to exchange ur limes/oranges for coconuts?



Where's fizen and Lala..havent seen them here all day.





Hehe..thinker missed me? Things surely do change.

Howdy

*grrr! Y do they keep calling me THINKER Cant they see tht my nick reads 9ICEGEE...?*

Vanneni: Yeah you're new to me.

*hmmmm i c...tht means she doesnt know me i guess...mayb we can hook up, i dont know...but is she free..? Thts another problem cos i dont want issues wit some other guys tht might have been eyeing her too (i think i just got a warning from a throat-clearing one earlier)...it depends on her anyway...so lemme keep my fingers crossed*

ms_pee: So this is your own way of begging, right?
Oh well, just try me again you see what I will do to you.

*did she say begging...? Cos i'v read wot i wrote like 5 times and i c absolutely no single place tht i begged nor even made an attempt to,..or mayb she just feels like getting close 2me and she's using this 'begging' line as a life line...anyway, all is well. Nice tht she's finally getting to be a good person...nothing bad in extending an olive branch to some1 desperately in need of it. So, she's welcome*

*where was this SHUGA girl all de while...? Just thinking*