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*lol c this girl o*

thatgurlvixen: I'm fyn..thinking about feigning sickness so I won't go to work 2moro





E consine you??


pained are you?

*i rush in like mad!!! befor hold up keeps me off...i check de front seats...no harlos...good! i sit down peacefully...the waiting begins..if she decieves me again this time??!!! il...lemme just wait first...start chewing pop corn*

Beync:


9ice stop peeping come inside
Am abt to put my pic

@bolded
*she be winch? cos na only winch girl fit produce tht kinda winch-list for her boyfriend(s)*

thatgurlvixen: Just pick 1 item jor

Nun my foot..stop lying jor

Noo o thinker av spoil market for me




Okay..individualised greeting it is

Goodday ms pee
Shugamania
Luxanne
Sweet tease
Fab dame
Beync
Lalaboi
Harlos
Emmyk
Jbluv
Deiok
Feraz
Obinoscopy
Princeparix
Nitlad
Jaybee

And to the other members who are unavoidably absent in persons of
Tovot
Ruby
Reineviolet
Chycoroxie
Tombari

And finally to 9icegee..

Happy now??

*lmao!!! she put my name last!! grrr!!*[

lol very funny man . i never thought of tht one

cumpaddre: I want to know when I'll die b4 I die.

HI FOLKS. AM NOT SO SURE THERE is a thread like this here on nairaland but correct me if am wrong, as am new here...just following the trend thts making wave in the world for some few years now lol its really funny, ppl stating wot they will like to do before they die. u can check this link for an example http://news.yahoo.com/public-art-project-elicits-profound-profane-070335649.html ...maybe the topic has been here befor, il like to knw, mayb its on facebook as said from tht link, i wudnt knw, as am not on facebook...but lets also have it here on NL...so, lets also have it here on NL...wot wud u like to do before u die...?? it can be from de most serious thing to anything tht can be hilarious and we'l still laugh it off

thatgurlvixen: Mami,,u caught me..wassup na??hw u doing??

Goodday everybody

*wouldnt it rather b nice if she sends us an individualised greetings, instead of tht 'una well done o' tht she's putting across..? ? ? *

*hmmmm i see her inside d room and it ssudenly brightens me up and i.... *

Beync: 9icegee @ it with the girls


*so he actually saw me peeping the other time*

*of cos i did*

*but she has jst quoted me..so she can quote me and i cant quote her..?? thts not being fair to me *

fabulousdame: stop flattering yourself,it's not good for ...do not quote me again

*trying to remember if i'v ever talked to her....hmmmm....i guess iv not. its funny how she longs for me to do so (so nowadays she's also putting accross her thoughts uh...?/ its funny how much she wants to immitate me)*

fabulousdame: *trying to remember wen i talked to him, hmmmm.....it's funny how some people never mind their business..smh*
oghene rior omote na
God, see dis girl...

*viewers online...thtgurlvixen, sweettease,mspee,beyonce,fabdame and ME ONLY AS A GUY...i start to tremble...wot will these girls do to me oooooo...i lock myself up inside a box and swallow de keys!!!!*

*just had a peep at sweet-tease's picture on her profile...she try o..see her small face, but she causes a lotta trouble here ul never bliv its tht innocent looking face tht does all these things...but she no fit tht guy at all!!!*

*if i slap tht keke driving boy thts standing by d window, peeping, he'l haul himself into this room now now!!! see him with tht his stupid keke napep tht he used in splashing me water yesterday and spoiling my time with tht pretty girl with fair skin tht i ws trying to psych up*

*is beyoce(delaila) looking for jay-z(sampson) y is she just standing der, refusing to come inside? i can be her sampson if she only request...oh! probably she is doing ameboship diploma, trying to read up everything she must have missed since last night lol gotcha!!*

*TOT I WS DE ONLY LOST ONE HERE...I WONDER WOT PPL SPEAK NOWADAYS...MEANWHILE, HER REQUEST'S BEEN GRANTED. HOPE SHE'S HAPPY NOW*

ms_pee: I am lost dear. Please translate

*so she can be such a nice fellow...?? well, i think il oblidge cos she's becoming a new leaf*

ms_pee: I said you should edit my LGA off your quote. Thanks

hmmmmmm

ms_pee: I said you should edit my LGA off your quote. Thanks

*is she speaking korean*

fabulousdame: hehehe oghene rior omote na di



ST..oniovo meh.. mavo?

*wot on earth does she mean*

ms_pee: Are you unquoting me or not?

sweet-tease:
Yes boo




Oniovo, mavo?





Kiss wey i no give you make you talk today i talk am say you too like me

*keep dreaming, dont come out straight and say wots on ur mind...*

*wow!! so am tht influential in her life?...i made her mood change for the better, thts good, thts good, we're starting to go places*

ms_pee: I'm in a good mood today, unquote me

*so this girl na D-L-T-- girl no wonder!!! militant!!! it shows all over her!*

ms_pee: Urhobo (Ughelli-North LGA)

No dey bend mouth for me o

*my brother na me o!!!*

jay bee: who dey house wey i go kiss now when lalaboi don kiss harlos finish

Who sweettease dey kiss sef

*wot is all these nonesense na...?/

sweet-tease:
Oh Harlos! :- i want *whispers into his ear*

*

harlos: your lips won't wait for nothing, i'll give it to you anyhow you want it

lalaboi: make i join

*did i ever ask her if i want to be with her...? ? ? y is she saying her mind den? (tht she wants to b with me). she shudnt av made it so obvious*

sweet-tease:
I still don't want to be with you



Yes but i look lik an igbo gal, ppl often think am igbo, mayb cos of the Deltan blood in me. why do you ask?






See you later boo

*am sure he takes her there by night, wen he's doing nightwatch in someone's mansion and she sleeps at the security post with him, and he tells her he owns d whole compound, but they should sleep in this little space, tht its d boys quaters of his mansion...girls can b so easily decieved!!!*

sweet-tease:
So dats where he used too meet you he didn't take you home but he took me home its a mansion no wonder you were snooping around last nyt trying to confirm






Goodmorning....yes it was.


Missed you too, PHCN giv us lyt for morning today so i can afford to comment today without worrying about my ba3.






Awwwww, she is having dreams

*lmao!!!! i no fit laugh!!! so so fitting!!! wot a reply!!! ...tot it ws only me tht knew tht since d day i saw him under d bridge*

ms_pee: You are the liar here, because Harlos doesn't have a house.

ms_pee: Fvck you!!!

I know why I asked, mr. Pokenoser
Muchachito lalaboi

*her mouth!!!! its wot i hate most in her!! cant she try and pretend to b a civilized girl fr once eish!!! *

*so like seriously, she'l tell me she doesnt knw y he did it for one of the girls...?? she'l tell me she doesnt knw tht her friend has gone behind their back and 'paid tithe'?? or she's waiting for her to come and tell dem hw she landed d favor from d guy?? they go wait tire!!! girls!!...so this is wot got her angry last night ha! instead of being happy tht she stuck to her moral values (am seriously starting to believ nw tht she has some, hope she wont come read this, reply crap, call me animal, and spoil everything thts already starting to build up between us) i guess i should rather salute my ms P for nt succuming to tht temptation*

ms_pee: Well, somebody was suppose to do something for me and about 3 other girls, so he has been forming busy since that day and even the day before. But I was surprised to see that he did the thing for one of the girls. Meaning she's more important and the rest of us are not. So he's not busy now and he doesn't want to do it for me, and I have been seeing him around doing nothing.

*after listening to ms pee last night i hope she can now c with me wot i said, tht its only guys tht make girls sad...i mean, wot else makes dem sad...?? wen once u hear a girl say she's sad, knw tht htere's a guy inbetween somewhere...now i hope she'l apologiz to me for lastnight's rants wen i said it even before she later confirmed it*

luxanne: Really? Well, you can never know since you not human, you forgiven.

Huh! Like I care.

*seriously, if i dont kiss this girl or sometin, she might come to really believe am BOT or something o...i guess i shud do sometin 'human' with her so tht this joke she's starting now shudnt spread outta hand o...ha!..il wait til wen she returns...*

luxanne: Like seriously, must it be a guy that's making her sad? Smh!

Go to bed!

*i wonder wot else makes dem sad except us...meanwhile, am on bed already, so she rather should'v said i should sleep, cos am really fighting sleep, Waiting to hear her 1st*

luxanne: Whoa! this is sad. Do you want to share?

*i open my ears wide, waiting to catch on on de petty girls talk*

ms_pee: Thanks. It's very serious

*no wonder she feels sad these days...so her boyfriend has dumped her...now i wonder wot next...*

ms_pee: Someone disappointed me

ms_pee: Thanks. It's very serious

*no wonder she feels sad these days...so her boyfriend has dumped her...now i wonder wot next...*