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[quote author=Vanneni][/quote]*lmao!! Girls can lie lie...looks at her, standing with her younger sister, i approach her younger sister and ask, 'hi dear, am trying to date ur older sister and she's telling me she's married with seven children'...her younger sister looks up at her with a twisted and angry face...'auntie u can lie o...now some1 tht will be buying me biscuit has come around and u're lying to him...thts how u'l behave and they'l be coming and going, wot is wrong with u now?'...i look at de littl girl...'dont worry dear, auntie is a nice lady ok? We're just seeing if we can get to know ourselves'...throws her sister a wink and she laughs*

luxanne: Flawed generalization and myopic thoughts is all I see in ur post, so if you really want a discourse with me, you sure as hell know what to do.

*good lord! Too much gramma! If only de english had been down-sized to my level so i can understand. And de problem is tht i didnt go to school...now am left wondering if she's cursing me, abusing me, or admiring me*

luxanne: Flawed generalization and myopic thoughts is all I see in ur post, so if you really want a discourse with me, you sure as hell know what to do.

*good lord! Too much gramma! If only de englished had been down-sized to my level so i can understand. And de problem is tht i didnt go to school...now am left wondering if she's cursing me, abusing me, or admiring me*

ms_pee: Take off that crap you wrote about me in your list now, and this is the last time I'd say it. I will not quote or say anything to you again, but what I will do to you could warrant me a ban and I don't give a flying fvck!!!

* ha! I fear this one o! She's de only one i fear outta de lots*

fabulousdame: thanks alot mama...i love u always





my mummy is so fine.. 9icegee robots can go and be the fourth fish in titus

*lmao!! Goodness me! 4th fish in titus?? Lol i'v never heard of this one befor o! Kai these girls! Wot have i done to deserve these frm dem Meanwhile, i didnt even say anythin on beyonc's photo. So where's this one coming from...?*

ms_pee: You know what? This is one shi I wouldn't take. A word should be enough...

*y is my own wishlist developing a lotta talking points?? But they also presented their list and we never seemed to quarrell over it...my friend here seems to warn me over almost everytin i say nowadays. Not healthy for our 'newly found friendship(?)*

thatgurlvixen: Wrong..I don't give a flying fvck about ur list or whatever dat piece of crap is..I'm aggressive towards u because u don't mind ur business..if I don't mention u in my post,,don't quote me okay?? Thanks

*she has mentioned me in this one, so tht means i can have de nod to quote her...by de way i never knew she has such a mouth, its rather shocking to me. I used to c her as some polished chic, never wud believ de F word could be part of her diction...now i wonder wot next*

Jbluv55: LMAO!!!! Very interesting ppl and events here .
One love to you all! I actually missed quite a numba of ppl here and dat makes life interesting 4 me. So kudos to such ppl - u probly kno urselves and d rest can keep guessing if they r included

*surely am included (not on de guessing side tho)*

henryvirus: Lol..tanx man. I love Eminem 2, his style z da bomb....he raps wiv emotion....n hen u listen to it, u feel d angst, and passion which makes u feel almost exactly d way he felt while he rapped. Lest i forget i would also luv to av a drum battle wiv d drummers of d following band: skillet, demonhunter, manafest and destine.
Mods abeg frontpage o

ha ha ha ha looks like u're well into music...cool...recommend de link to your friends too. Mayb with tht the thread can become popular den maybe de traffic wil catch mods attention and den mayb de thread can mke front page and more will have opportunity to say somethin, cos am sure this wil make quite and interesting thread

Deiok: Wowww, just today this thread is now 6 page longer.

*oh! He never heard tht i brought de spark back?? Some1 shud'v updated him on tht*

*so beyonce is married...one down...how many to go...?? it wud make things easier if all d married babes here did d needful jst like she did so tht my eliminations methods can be made easier for me...now beyonce is outta my radar, no more stepping around her side, she's married and i dont covet other ppl's wives. my policy on tht is tht they should b chatting with thier husbands. i dnt wanna b responsible for d one tht broke another man's home...unto d remaining babes...lemme look at the list again and c which ones r left...
1 Ammanda
Beync
2 Chycoroxie (wont even bother pursuing this one. jumps from god knws where to god knws were...aint sure she's well. I no go fit dey jump around like winch 4night)
3 Fabulousdame
4 Luxanne (highly suspecting she's married...can do herself a lotta good if she tells me. we can end "our chase" amicably through tht)
5 Ms_Pee [s](definitly not married...talks about sex too much. means she isnt having much of it, unlike married couples)[/s]
6 Reineviolette
7 Shugamania
8 Sweet-tease
9 Talina
10 Texanomaly
11 Thatgurlvixen (definitly not married. Still very young, tho likes doing big-girls-tin, really wishes i choose her)
12 Tovot (another suspect...)
13 Vanneni
14 Vickii-Ro...
i hope they come out one after d other and lemme knw who's married and who's not so tht i can c de options i have left to make a choice*
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thatgurlvixen: Ehen Now u've seen me nko?

*did i skip her in my 'wishlist'...? Might tht explain y she's so aggressive towards me..?*

ms_pee: Weyrey oloshi!!!

*thank god its not in english*

harlos: Sweet tease shouldn't be on that list if you don't want to go again ur wish

*its not him tht i'l reply...he thinks to take one's daughter from de corner of de road to de house and use is marriage! Cartoon marriage!*

*lol who is she calling boy..?*

Beync: this boy, pls stop cracking me up see list

*she came like a horse....lmao!! thts if she'l get the drift(joke)...mayb she wont sef...lets c...*

ms_pee: I came late

*so beyonce is married...one down...how many to go...?? it wud make things easier if all d married babes here did d needful jst like she did so tht my eliminations methods can be made easier for me...now beyonce is outta my radar, no more stepping around her side, she's married and i dont covet other ppl's wives. my policy on tht is tht they should b chatting with thier husbands. i dnt wanna b responsible for d one tht broke another man's home...unto d remaining babes...lemme look at the list again and c which ones r left...
1 Ammanda
Beync
2 Chycoroxie (wont even bother pursuing this one. jumps from god knws where to god knws were...aint sure she's well. I no go fit dey jump around like winch 4night)
3 Fabulousdame
4 Luxanne (highly suspecting she's married...can do herself a lotta good if she tells me. we can end "our chase" amicably through tht)
5 Ms_Pee (definitly not married...talks about sex too much. means she isnt having much of it, unlike married couples)
6 Reineviolette
7 Shugamania
8 Sweet-tease
9 Talina
10 Texanomaly
11 Thatgurlvixen (definitly not married. Still very young, tho likes doing big-girls-tin, really wishes i choose her)
12 Tovot (another suspect...)
13 Vanneni
14 Vickii-Ro...
i hope the come out one after d other and lemme knw who's married and who's not so tht i can c de options i have left to make a choice*
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*thank God its not in english*

harlos: orun ke, ni ru akoko yi ko

wow! nice one buddy! i wish u do!

Andykuul: I want to c my great grand children b4 i die.

recommend de thread to ur friends. Let dem also come give their shots lol

*picture LOOKER!!! where r u? ? ? now tht she's posting the pixes u r der snooring in the front seat (i wonder where he went and drank and came and sat here, cleared his troath, ready to look at picture, but now snooring!!!), 2moro now ul come and ask her to post again...i slap him hard in the face!! wam!! wake up jor!!! the bunkum is still sleeping*

harlos: *clears throat*

I don show

*grabs the front sit and waiting anxiously*
beync oya o

*eyes wide shut!! i dnt look at ppl's wives..where is eyes closing smiley here on NL na... ? ? ? stupid NL has no such thing!!! *

Beync: Where's harlos, I'll remove it soon after this

*i close my eye*

Beync: u r right harlos. Becos of u Let me put it

harlos: Trust me the guy get _small brain.

He is peeping as an invincible waiting for you to unveil the cloth before jumping in like a thief

*see where his mind is? we're talking about picture here and he is thinking of removing her cloths!! ha!! boys will always be boys! (not me, his type anyway)...sweet-tease must hear this...not like it'l matter anyway, she's already brain(dead)washed, wotever explanations he'l coin up, she'l believ him*

*its good she plays him around like tht, no b im won c person wife picture...she can even tell him to fetch firewood, water, sawdust,charcoal etc for her too after fetching nicegee...picture "looker"!!! u go tire today! ating u won look person ting!*

Beync: if you are not present then am not showing anything. Harlos go and fetch 9icegee nau.

*how i wish d mods sees this and takes it to front page so tht all can really have an opportunity to comment on it*

lmao!!! isnt ur own "wants" just too much?? lol all these before u die?? man am impressed! good one tho bro!...meanwhile i love d eminem part, lol iv been listening to his rhymes since i ws young

henryvirus: Kiss Bimbo Akintola, Katie Perry, Beyonce, Halle berry, Gabrielle Union(wish our relatnshp culd b more intimate...but na dream), nd d lady hu acted as Bonnie in vampire diaries. I want 2 play a one on one match wiv Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Allen, nd Chris Paul. I wuld also luv 2 race Usain Bolt, we are of same height so beating him shldnt b dat difficult(lol). I wuld also luv to own a pimped Davidson Harley chopper bike(i drool 4 it). I would also luv to have all d hardcore rock songs cds(i luv rock musiq!). Finally i want to face Eminem in a rap battle(yeah i mean it!) my friends say i rap lyk him.

*lol i wonder wen picture viewing started to be by force...she wanted harlos, good harlos is now here...he can have a filled day drooling on the pic she's about to show...iv lost interest*

Beync: come back here, you must see the peekture

*did she say "our wedding" tht means she's married den wot am i wasting time for with another man's wife? ? ? ? pls am no more interested in the picture ooooo*

Beync: bring harlos then I put it becos he has been asking for it.

He missed our wedding so I want to show some of our pic then remove it

*y do they keep calling her mom if she's older dan me, it'l spoil a lotta things o...il loose interest for a start*

Beync: anything for my babe gerl, mom is capable. *mmuaaaahh*

*wot is the meaning of this one na*

Beync: *i'll put it if he go and fetch harlos so harlos wil rest for once* snatches the bag of popcorn while he look helplessly#

*i dnt. bt if she tells me i will*

fabulousdame: *i guess he already knows the answer to that*



@vixen swiri how re u?


@beync..mom u re d best *muaaaaaah*

*lol..i wonder if she'l answer me if i wanna talk to her..*

fabulousdame: *he just wont listen* yeah i know ur nick is 9icegee, can u let me be now?