norilicious: ...

eehhhnnn! dts wt u do...we will find all doze cameras n cova dem wit T shirts...at a second tot it dosnt mata...*happy viewing*....shy run for ya life tis nite...

anuz:
Point of correcrion ! It s Aanu. Let's kip movin, u ll find out soon.

Shygal: Do u all knw dt our detective sufi is a batch C aspirant?
It beats me 2knw dt d guy is soooo in2 us dt he evn became our detective.
Hmmmn, i luv dt coz nt evry1 cn do dis...
Detective sufi whre art thou?
I hope am ryt abt dt, nt 2 sure though.

anuz:
I don salute pple wey fi yab me.

norilicious: lol..k 9...huh! dis our new house is really cool......mmmm*tinkin*....ok T am comin ova,jst leave d rum opened so dt i cn make a quick entry so dt all d amebo in dis house wnt see me....plz housemates check d notice on uncl Ts door n observe it *NO DISTURBANCE, CLOSED4 D DAY*

Loskee:

lolololololololol!!! it follows that your name will be yabbed beyond your wildest imagination! now this is really funny!!!

bukkylois:
I trust u zeros u can't be caught but as for west dem must catch am..even if it means me using jazz to spoil his runz

odicowest: Men! Nawa o like diz i go they pursu una they go?i left dis auditorum abt an hour ago to arrange my room only to cme back and see 4good pages waitn for me to read b4 i can catch up again.abeg u people should take it sufry eze nd babecutey hv nt arrived when then comes wat do u people xpect them to do?buky said she prefer doing it inside curt room,i think is ok so that we can produce a barrister atleast we re yet to see one in our mis.kinnard u said tieing my joil stick ,u re right bt u knw i have only a gal as a blood sis so i nid more.oga 9 nd my broda weda by bluetooth or infaread wat i knw let dia be contact dat wil cause spark.

bukkylois:
U need to see how filthy dose camps r...haba can't imagine....euwwwww

anuz:
Jst saw him nw. Na even ma blood. Ma request is jst a bucket of water cos water is not runnin in ma room. N i nid to clean 4 u guys.lol

sigba:
Yeah, by the time she gets here, we re in page 80. This na real punishment o! I left for a few mins and behold, 4 new pages. I'm thinking of skipping pages o! Thank God Sufi is not here to catch me.

norilicious: ...

hehehehe..d last time i checkd we were still pendin corpers wit no jobs yet...except d housemates will make rum for grandchildren....make enquiries on hw much baby wipe n pampers cost...den i will pack my tins to ur rum..is jst a stone throw frm mine..*scared* somone is peepin thru my window..SECURITY!!!!

anuz: @ sigba, i ve bn outside since wiv ma loads. Nobody to help wiv arrangement. Nid Help.

Okoya:
UJCHIEF, I see u

Oshiite: Hmm.....i hope nobody is posted to Boko Haram state.

norilicious: oky shy....i undastnd nw...uncle t unda ur inspection a broken bunk ws left for me.....if nt for 9 n sigba i ll b sleepin unda d stairs nw cs i heard ppl hv taken d kitchen floor n store rum..i hope dt person in d ktchen wnt steal d pineapple n oranges i left in d fridge??..mykejones u r really funny..is like u will nid a sketch...i wonda wt d masters bdrum n mistress bedrum luks like..*peepin*..9 n shy hope u dnt mind.. who is @d gate??

Loskee: KINNAD! KINNAD!! KINNAD!!!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU BRO
STILL WAITING...

samsolite: Samsolite.... reporting to camp!!! So good to be here peeps

mykejones: Phew!
#Think out aloud...i stl can't find the damn kitchen#!
Can we jus go bck 2 d formal hous?

Loskee:

lol sardine icefish! u r most welcome...
greetings from dr Loskee in this honorable house!



hey, chief 9, everyone really took notice of icefish, aka kifi in hausa and azu in igbo.... wetin e be for yoruba??

Shygal: monsheri, dis is a hard qst

Shygal: hmmmn, dts y i luv d hausas' dey can b 9c to a fault.

Shygal: Do u all knw dt our detective sufi is a batch C aspirant?
It beats me 2knw dt d guy is soooo in2 us dt he evn became our detective.
Hmmmn, i luv dt coz nt evry1 cn do dis...
Detective sufi whre art thou?
I hope am ryt abt dt, nt 2 sure though.

ujchief:
u sef na badt gurl! How u take decode wetin i mean?
But serously, i could be certain of a stressfree and trouble free camping witout it, i just dont trust it, especialy mine

ujchief:
ah ah! Unles say odico dey do am thru bluetooth!

anitank:
Eze and babycutey nko? Probably in one hotel at aguda

anitank: ICEFISH hope u won't mind sharing ur pic wit d house, its like a tradition so we all get to knw wat we look like. Zeros ryt?

icefish:

Yooh....so Ʋ sef jasi lagos abi?.....can't wait to cee yha too...nah me go hook Ʋ up oh ℓoℓ

kinnad: oboy beta teach ur joystick some manners o or must u lick everytn u see Na wah o!

anitank: doesn't matter where av bin, its where I am now.....and its ryt here

Shygal: @9 wow!dt sounds swit buh hey...so ur sewios abt dt stuf.sad*anyway its all gud.
@uncle mi y hmmmn, dnt b jealos uncle mi
@ani ur forgiven ok.wateva it ws, am glad ur ova it nw. Lyf is short, stay happy ok

T.stone:

How about Naijaobi sire?