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Kissing is sweet when u jam chocolate lips, sumptuous and meaty. My I kobo

Ewizard: advert
how much seun paid u?

. There re things grown ups don't do. Thanks for your observation, but I aint of such

Neaman: CONGRATS bro...i connect myself with your testimony..Mine is going to be this August 2014 in JESUS CHRIST name Amen.

. A big and thunderous amen to that bro

Though did not officially applied through nairaland, the inspirations, test/interview tips and other issues discussed here goes a long way in securing this job. Mr Seun Osewa, I must say a big thank you for creating this kind of community. I wish other job seekers same testimony. " cheers"

In tu baba' s voice " JULIET ENTER THE PLACE MAKE U SEE IF U NO CARRY BELLE

A king had a male servant who in all circumstances always said to him "my king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistake. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king. The servant manage to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the king said if God was good I would not have been attacked and lost one finger. The servant replied, despite all this things I can only tell you- God is good and everything he does is perfect. He is never wrong. Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of the servant. Later, he left for another hunt and was caught by salvages who use human beings for rituals. In the alter, they found out the king had one finger missing and was then released because he was considered not complete to be offered to the Gods. One his return to palace he authorise the servant to be released and said" God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a finger, I was let go. But I have a question, IF GOD IS SO GOOD, WHY DID HE ALLOW ME TO PUT YOU IN JAIL? The servant replied, if I had gone with you, I would have been sacrificed because I have no missing finger. Everything GOD does is perfect, he is never wrong. MORAL LESSONS. Often times we complain about life and the negative things that happen to us forgetting that nothing is random and that everything has a purpose. Source..........

In AY 's voice "really bring them out here.

I don't know how to explain this. It keeps recurring and giving me heartache. Fellow nairalanders, I need your help on this. Oh I cry in tears of dube and rant of martin lawrence!!! What a life..... Well its a pity that MOIMOI in my area is still being hawked for #5.

shoturtrap: Ok here's this one.
Any two digit number multiplied by 11 just add the number and put it in between the original numbers if ur answer is a two digit number add the first number to the original first digit. Example

25 x 11 = 2 (2+5) 5= 275
32 x 11 = 3 (3+2) 2= 352
86 x 11 = 8 (8+6) 6= 8(14)6
Add first number of the answer to the original first digit
= 946
79 x 11 = 7 (7+9) 9= 7(16)9= 869.
10 x 11 = 1 (1+0) 0= 110

So that's one short or simple way I used back then in the primary school to quickly solve maths problems involving the 11 multiplication table.

. Too long bro. 25*11=2+5=7 Insert 7 in between 2 and 5=275. 86*11--->8+6=14 Gives 8+1 Insert 4 in between I.e 946,,,,, Simple bro

Are u serious @ op? In dis present dispensation, u flog ur workers with belt? I think u re lying sir.

donroxy: I was too inquisitive as a kid (around 4/5yo) only God saved me :

One day my Mama was boiling water with ''Boiling Ring aka Heater'' in the kitchen and I have always wondered what makes Heater Boil water ?

I rose up from my camp-Bed (my special bed) , walked into the kitchen and dipped my index finger inside the bowl of boiling ring ...... Grrrrrrrhhhhh , I met myself on my bed again, how I got there still amaze me till date

. I wan laugh but got hold up by the possibility of what u might have turned out to be now if not for his GRACE........ BROS THIS IS TESTIMONY.......BUT I GO STILL LAUGH SHA HIOHIOHIOHIOHIO.... SOWWIIEEEEE

From N A. You are shortlisted for an interview on 3 July 2014 by 1PM at 5 yiunsa adeniji street off muslim avenue by unity road ikeja LAGOS. Hr 080************ How reliable is this outsourcing firm. Please I need your help cuz am in Edo State at the moment

From N A. You are shortlisted for an interview on 3 July 2014 by 1PM at 5 yiunsa adeniji street off muslim avenue by unity road ikeja LAGOS. Hr 080************ How reliable is this outsourcing firm. Please I need your help cuz am in Edo State at the moment

Am just confuse and dumbfounded. I was watching prodigal son when this struck me!!! If Nigeria were colonize by the British then we acquire English language from them.... Ok what about pidgin english. How we take get am! Where E for come

jakiedudu: Very admirable. I think the Greece National team gave a good account of themselves thus far in the world cup. Sadly African players are more concerned about money than playing for the glory for their countries.

. How do Yu mean young man........ Wy wont dey demand for their wen ur leaders use $470 Million dollars for cctv dats not functioning.....

I so much like ds guy..... I hope he can keep us in the world cup further