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I'm tired of tellin ppl I passed de test in August, 2006
Are the bastards callin us or not

Abacha

Pls, anyone know wotsup wit UBA?

Abacha

@ OBS
What do u mean by "THANK GOD FOR OCEANIC"
Have u written n passed all stages?

So nobody has any insider that has an idea
on de UBA stuff?
Omase O,

Abacha

Pls could anyone give a hint
as to what's happenin to our passed
tests, in relation to our supposed interview with
United Bank for Africa?

I wrote my test about 3 months ago
I also confirmed that I've passed,
I heard about de November thing 4 Interview levus
The Question is,

WHAT'S GOING ONNN??

Concerned Abacha

Pls I wonna knw which batch de intervw is for,
cos I wrote in QC in August, or was it late July,
and I passed it.Will get ma records straight soon asper de date.

Holler @ me, Anyone

Abacha

Hi nairalanders n UBA pursuers,
Wots happenin?,
R we not gonna b called?
R we still pending?
Whats the present situation of things?

These answers I need to know,
from any one who has any idea OK?

Holler!

Abacha

@ ashala,
Men the wind of de gist also hit me.
Its about de same as urs.
They said we, who've passed r PENDING,
they said that some that havn't taken their final
interview, n those to b posted, r de ones causing de delay.

But I just hate dat PENDING of a word,

Holler,

Abacha

Thanx dude,
GMAT huh?, thats alrite
as long as u r above 60% sure
thanx anyway,

Holler,

Abacha

Lanre did u score above 90%?
Holler!
Abacha

Dem say make una give test format,
una dey ask 4 venue,
Una no dey read subject matter?
Abi una won use GATE-CARSH spoil our show on that day?

Pls dey answer ppls questions directly OK for sanity purposes,

Abacha

Guys, dont know why no one has replied dis subject,
I, and other Nairalanders need the ICT test fomart
I b/liv someone on this site has written the test in the most recent past,
pls help me/us.
Don't wonna b caught off guard abeg,

Abacha

Lanre,
do not make a mokery of the test format
judging it to b ss3 standard.
I've seen mine, and I understand that the 70% cut off
wasn't too easy after all, HOW? u may ask

If u fail 15 Q's out of 50, u r on the 70% mark already
If u fail jst 16, men, u knw de maths I guess!
I got 82% ie I failed 9 Q's, when I tot I will
score like 96 or 94%, thats jst failin like 2 or 3 respectively,
I'm not sayin u wont pass.
I b/liv God wil give all on Nairalanders a shot at de intvw,
but if u didnt knw de cut-off, here u go.

I've explained earlier how I got de results so,

Abacha signin out!

sorry georgee,
didn't mean it that way.
Will keep u updated if ther's any development.
And remember, I'm an APPLICANT(like ma elder brother will say)
like you, the insider 4 de UBA stuff is just someone that
begun wit dem just 5 weeks ago OK?!!!

Holler,

Abacha

@ honeyworld,
Abeg, help us get job 4 reltel first
and God go hellep una get 4 vmobile,
U no even tell us say u don get job sef.
Now wey u need help, u don resurface!

Abacha

@ georgee, u write de test at all?
or u jst dey won knw incase of Future?

Holler!

Abacha

@ georgee
u dey crace,
I neva get job, u dey call me supa star.

Will ask ma insider today sha,

Holler, Abacha

Guess de results shd b out by now,
I said guess because I heard a rumour,
I'm not interested on results cos Ive seen mine,

Interview fomarts pls!
Anyone,

Holler!

Abacha

Pls guys,
Im still waiting for a reply asper
de test fomarts,
Don't feel like failin.

Holler,

Abacha

Hi ppl,
Pls can someone help me out with
the scope and nature of the test?,

Abacha

I dont have any idea where or when its gonna b,
Thats why I'm cryin out to the Nairalanders 4 help

HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLP!!!!!!

Thank U,

Abacha

How did I get ma results is de Question?,
I used an insider that just got employed is de answer,
Got it almost 6 days ago

For those that have contributed to ma Qs, tanx,
Pls i still need them comin in droves
Don't wonna miss dis opportunity lai lai,

Luv y'all

Abacha

Why aint anyone giving me a reply now?
U guys common help me out,
Tot thats wot this site was all about?
And pls, don't ask me to go thru the archives,
thats annoyin. Instead, tell me the exact mail no., n i can go straight to it
OK?

Holler!

Abacha

hey ppl,
jst got wind of ma results on de UBA test
I passed .
I really need to know what the interview "fomart"
may take.
Is it like anyoda bank interview?
Better still, someone who has done it shld give a broda a hand OK?
PLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEE!!!

Thanx,

Abacha

drop CV also @ oceanicbanknigeria.com
Will also like to know what their test format looks like

Pls guys, help a brother out OK?!

Abacha

u guys gotta drop here,
intercontinentalbankplc.com
They r recruiting.

Pls I need someone who has an idea
on what their test format is like

holler!

Abacha

Hi Nairalanders,
I wrote the UBA test on de 19th of Aug @ Queens College,
Wonna know the latest development if anyone has an idea,
and the prospects ie test results/interview date etc.

Pls, if u r in ma shoes, holler @ me

Abacha

Men I was there O!,
I wasn't funny.
But things like dis dey happen sha
When the whole world was invited for a party, wot do u expect
the rice will neva b enof, dats wot happened on Friday.
N u cant give sum n leave some GETTIT?

Abacha

Thanx guys 4 keepin it real,
U r all appreciated

Abacha

Ppl,
I'm really lost now
I wonna knw whether any nairalander wrote de apt test
for Zenith on the 11th of July, 2006.
i heard theyve started callin 4 de interview sessions like 2 days ago.

Pls i'm in a very big fix here,
dont knw wot to do,

pls anyone wit experience shd let me know what happened,
or beta still, wot will happen?

R they thru wit the whole thin?
Or is dere hope for human-kind

By the grace of God I did above Average in the test Generally
Really desperate to knw,

Deperate Abacha

sorry O!
I jst read jydos mail on de formart
jydo, Jah Bless
See u there on Friday when we lock horns wit eco test

Abacha

@Hardware
U r de man,
Pls, do u knw de formart for the apt test
If anyone knws, pls share it wit us.

Urs truely,

Abacha

@ lovestinks,
men I wonna knw how to get ma CV tru to Diamond bank
Pls help me out, n reply this request

Abacha