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Foreign AffairsRe: Mugabe 'switched On', Able To Lead Zim To 2023, When He'll Turn 99: Youth Leader by ABASP: 9:42am On Aug 05, 2017
For the complete story visit http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 1. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to Bleep ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them

2. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

3. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

4. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

5. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 for full story
Foreign AffairsRe: Siberian Adventure: Vladimir Putin, the world's strongest president (PHOTOS) by ABASP: 9:41am On Aug 05, 2017
For the complete story visit http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 1. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to Bleep ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them

2. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

3. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

4. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

5. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 for full story
Foreign AffairsRe: foreigners chillout joint. by ABASP: 9:40am On Aug 05, 2017
For the complete story visit http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 1. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to Bleep ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them

2. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

3. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

4. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

5. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 for full story
PhonesRe: Infinix Smart X5010: Unboxing The Newly Launched Android Phone by ABASP: 9:02am On Aug 05, 2017
For the full story visit http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1
Short Funny Jokes For Adults
1. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to Bleep ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them
2. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
3. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
4. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
5. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
6. Q: What has got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog7. Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ABASP: 8:58am On Aug 05, 2017
For the full story visit http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1
Short Funny Jokes For Adults
1. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to Bleep ?
A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them
2. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
3. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
4. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
5. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
6. Q: What has got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog7. Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on
CareerRe: Learn How To Make Money From Social Media. by ABASP: 6:18pm On Jul 24, 2017
For detail more details visit www.vadrab..com.ng

There are so many legitimate ways to make money online these days so it should come as no surprise that you can use social media to earn extra money as well. According to Pew Research, 79% of all internet users use Facebook, 32% of all online adults use Instagram, 31% use Pinterest, 29% use LinkedIn, and 24% use Twitter. Given the fact there there are so many people on social media, some people have decided to cash in on the popularity of some of these platforms and use them to make money. If you spend time on social media regularly anyway, you may want to follow suit. Here are some of the best ways to get started.
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PhonesRe: Infinix Smart X5010: Unboxing The Newly Launched Android Phone by ABASP: 10:46am On Jul 24, 2017

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