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number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Holla holla 5number, knower of many things, searcher of the books, Merlin's Gauis

femokleen:
I have observed that you have been sending several people to South Africa....contunu okay?

Wouldn't u like to travel down south too... She might have a ticket for u too... LOMS

tejiri4:
What happened to 5th na shuu now is 1st, someone should give me Lazarus address want to check something seems is only EH that is paid now

U wan catch am for Warri abi, biko tamper mercy with Justina.. Lol.. His middle name isn't Buhari�

Topccy007z:
This Lazarus just jumped from 5th to 1st July. Na wa o!

Lol, in reekado's voice... 'easy jeje, take it slow o '

joobseekar:
is training 3 months? during my interview, one of the panel member was saying 8/18months, I couldn't hear him very well sha.

Can't say for sure, but I think I heard 3 months previously

joobseekar:
Guided on what?

if APL comes next week, what's the essence of documents submitted after then, if actually the original document as requested is necessary in taking decision?

Please explain better.

It might actually be a prerequisite to get out of training school which will be ending around that December if everything follow the pattern we hear it would.

Oga kyari was in Benin for the nnpc golf competition at the Benin Golf Course... my fada my fada, I wantu participate in the next ;DOga kyari was in Benin for the nnpc golf competition at the Benin Golf Course... my fada my fada, I wantu participate in the next

L0rdRahl:
Everyone jumping on this next week bandwagon as if there is no possibility that it will not be released next week.

Better just leave your life and have fun cos we have no control over release of APL.

Peace

may we not leave

L0rdRahl:
Everyone jumping on this next week bandwagon as if there is no possibility that it will not be released next week.

Better just leave your life and have fun cos we have no control over release of APL.

Peace

may we not leave

L0rdRahl:
Everyone jumping on this next week bandwagon as if there is no possibility that it will not be released next week.

Better just leave your life and have fun cos we have no control over release of APL.

Peace

may we not leave our lives in Jesus name... Loms

maybe pun was intended tho

Jarus:


Local man just received 20k alert from Lazarus Mikailu



PS: Not responsible for whatever anyone makes of this, or whatever theory is woven around this. I'm an applicant like anyone else. I don't believe in any theory. I only believe in a fact: everyone, except those with issues with their accounts, will be reimbursed

I was surprised the thread added over 10pages within the short hours I was away. now I know why... lol. With #everyonewillbepaid we stan!

jlomz:
A: Aubameyang P: Pepe L: Lacazete

lol, is that the apl you're waiting for? think not

ChasteGhuy:
Lol... Highlight the word(s) you want to make bold... Look above the comment box, you'd see several formatting options... Select B ... It's the first option you'd see followed by I and other options.


For your on, kindly go to your profile and change your nairaland email (new email). It's possible that that email you have linked to your nairaland account is no longer functional. Give me feedback

Abeg knack me advice too... how I fit edit/change my moniker... this one no 'faceless'enuf

Mlayidi:
Oh true, yesterday someone asked me what the meaning of APL as we were discussing

lol, it took me days to decode out the meaning when I came to the thread

DanXplore:
You couldn't be more wrong. No one hates high flyers. We need them to make breakthroughs in Medicine, ICT, Economics, Engineering etc. Mosgoon on the other hand is suffering from a common psychological disease called "desperation". His special case of desperation stems from strong interactions between academic abilities, low self esteem and poor self control. A common symtom as he has exhibited is the impulse to recite and illustrate "achievements" whether opportunity presents itself or not. It is similar to Howard Wolowitz's impulse (The Big Bang Theory) to squeeze in his trip to space into every conversation within that period.

Mosgoon is the perfect adumbration of the character Chatur AKA Silencer in the movie 3 Idiots. I can't think of anyone more similar - it's like they're twins.There's a reason Rancho was loved and Chatur was disliked even though they were all "high achievers".

You appear to possess some symptoms of the Mosgoon-effect as well. You should watch it before it degenerates further.

lol let's take things easy... I prefer to be a ranchodas chamalas chanchad tho.. peace

Baba God, as dem say Na September 9 be the day... make e end for praise ni oruko jesu

Firstgentleman1:
There was a silence and tranquility that pervaded this thread just before invite for shortlisted candidates for the selection test rolled in. Before the silence, there was back and forth bickering about the application process. Then the mails rolled in, this place picked up again.


After the test, another round of activities started. People with various sources and other people attacking their source. A pure cacophony of words clashes. Then the usual silence followed. Like a thief in the night, interview invites rolled in. You know the rest.


Since after the interview, that silence has not come. The excitement, agitation, anxiety won't even allow the silence come in peace.


Following previous patterns, can we rightly conclude that APL is also expecting the same silence before making an appearance?


This is just me thinking on a lighter mood.......


Good evening everyone.

Imagine if u could record silence and play it on highest volume ...isnt that the kinda silence we want here?...�... so even if apl falls like a pin we'll hear the sound of it. Local man greets fellow locals

ChasteGhuy:
Lol..

https://careers.nnpcgroup.com/login.php

Goodluck

ChasteGhuy:
Lol.. thanks. the luck is good already

https://careers.nnpcgroup.com/login.php

Goodluck

lol

[quote author=ChasteGhuy post=81623672][/quote]pls drop the link to login if u have

Farouk visited, I'm very positive about the Apl... By grace we look forward to the prize�

semitones:
If you are also a 4th July alartee, like this Post!!!

were these ones alerted today or previously

jasmine2013:
Hello beautiful people. Something crossed my mind tonight and I thought to share. Many of us hope to be recruited on merit. I want to encourage us to do the same when such decisions lies with us. Let us not forget how we felt when we were down there. Thank you.

BTW. I am an ardent follower of this thread. I check every night regardless of how tired I am. I wish us all the best NNPC or not!

That's right... let the beautiful ones be borne in us

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