ikhibones:
lolzzzzzz..guy u b monkey..

Ɣòμ fine pass me?

I've searched online for ideas and finally got one but I think it is fake, It only charge fast with electric power but too slow charge with solar.
Anyone have idea which one Ȋ̝̊̅§ better?

Lalasticlala your dearest Olajumoke Ȋ̝̊̅§ here again.
I foreknow this will hit fp ni.
The Mods are so bellend tbh!

Baba God pick up my call nw, this guy planned and got himself a Chevrolet-camaro car for Val, while I planned to get myself a Chevrolet sponsored ManUtd jersey but the Woman wey dey sell am no gree take #2500 say na 3k last

Idydarling:
I want this too...

We can get there together dear :-)

LaurelP:


Did u have to reply him.. Whether na fake or semi fake, she has bought it for u. What did his own girlfriend buy for him, that's if he has one.

youmour:



5k Rollie ..kiddies timepiece edition,I still think she tried sha,me as I dey I no receive anything not even head

werey re ooo

Medunah:
So u re saying u didn't get her anything? She should av just gotten u d usual singlet nd boxers

whatever

youmour:
Its fake but then its the thought that count

your prove it's fake?
cos I researched on it and a source from a Chinese online store tagged it roughly 5k

youmour:
Its fake but then its the thought that count

your prove it's fake?
cos I researched on it from a Chinese online store and it's roughly 5k

obiorathesubtle:
the only way to repay this very sweet gesture is to give her the sweetest valentine _fuck ever!!


Aszin.. _fuck this girl well make she confirm say you be man this valentine!!

like seriously? but I don't think its à must we have sex as Valentine's pleasure

Medunah:
and what did u get her??

STFUareyouGod:
Congratulations
What did you get for her?

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must I also get her something in return

ladycomfort:
Is it true that the security operative inside the armoured tank went to have his lunch??

Hahahahahahaha, whick kine que be this? U want to mock them right?
Everything hidden Ȋ̝̊̅§ clear to God all I know!

mamawin:
so many nairalanders in ikirun, that's beautiful

Are Ɣòμ from there too?
Which area?

EgunMogaji:


I grew up partly in Ikirun and went to Akinorun Grammar School. It's nice to meet someone from there again. We lived on top of the Cooperative Bank building which I think is now Skye.

Have a nice day.

I also hailed from there.
Something like This happened few years back (2012)

I blame Buhari

Even the beggars won't take it

Strahovski1:
I did this today.. so it's no big deal.

Proved †ђǎ̜̣̍† the man Ȋ̝̊̅§ a Nairalander

See as 'em dey list 2,3,4 like say na Dem wish must come true.. 'em Ŋ☺ know say f*ck dey sweet, till 'em go reach 32 pikins 'em go wise

Cutehector:
Thunder will just fire u if I break her heart

abi thunder go fire u if I break her heart

MzNelly:
Lol... Why are you scared?
Do you plan on leaving her soon?

no, but I don't like girls being desperate

tolaxin:
Go to church now and pray over it

Sorry, am a Muslim!

I told her before she did it deliberately, What else now

gurunlocker:

use your head.... can you go that extent with your kid? why can't she punish her at home rather than parading him unclad? 'people will be saying, that guy used to steal his mum money when young's what will happen to the boy when he hears this?

I can see from your writing , you're you're still a kid, you can't Understand now. perhaps when you grow wise.
but lemme share u my experience in brief, I once stole mum's 2k and the punishment was about that little boy's, ever since then I've never tried stealing a pin! who knows if she hadn't punished me that day I would have gone to steal elsewhere and get à jungle justice.

gurunlocker:
it will surely affect that kid psychologically.... he can hurt that woman when old if he remember

Ɣòμ mean Ɣòμ can also punish your mum if Ɣòμ remembered she tutored to and prevent Ɣòμ from doing such bad things again?

SexyAma:
She looks unkempt

Amebo dey worry Ɣòμ

he actually mean to not browse enter that save.. that's where most motorists keep money nah

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petkruz Ȋ̝̊̅§ such an amateur fictionist.. U Ŋ☺ try at all.
Lezz wan finish Ɣòμ eh, the part where he tagged ur skin "boiled turkey" still make laff wan kill me
Am not surprised Ɣòμ ladies are born hypocrites cos Ɣòμ are actually interested in him and indirectly seeking for advice and tips to dump ur current bf.
You're a hoe!!!

My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate, who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy tone, he turned to his roommate and said “guy, forget, that phone don loss, the person wey thief am, just dey busy am as I call am now”.
Say NO to drugs!!