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madgoat:
but why na?

. Ah, ahbeg bros Ŋ☺ mind me. Ah Ŋ☺ know say Ɣòμ dey around..

Sijo01:
No, am not. Any other question?

I love †ђǎ̜̣̍† babe ;-) #Mmmmwah!

Na Madgoat be †ђǎ̜̣̍† nw

firstEVA:
All of you saying fuk her fuk her, I smh for you, not all guys are dogs

Ɣòμ are a absolute shameless gold digger true true..

R

CaroLyner:
300,000th times we'll be seeing this picture.

Seconded but what will Ɣòμ do if Ɣòμ were in †ђǎ̜̣̍† shoe?

Unless the Man can wholeheartedly forgive her, I don't think anyone can bring peace back to †ђǎ̜̣̍† household. #TheEndIsNear!

biTtch please, I registered before Seun
Oya Seun quote me defend yourself with a perfect lie

Mikkyboy008:
Thread gradually heading into a state of oblivion.Andyblaze you're losing your fans speedily.You wouldnt want that now,would you?Don't tell us ur out of what to say.That will be 'unprofessional'.

what's the professionalism in this cooked-up lies? Anyway that's how it Ȋ̝̊̅§ gon be when Ɣòμ are cooking lies to make pple belief it's a true story. the OP has finally hit the end-of-the-road and doesn't know how to continue the story because it never happened...

Ogbeni kom finish Ɣòμ cooked-up lies ahbeg. E dey interesting

OP. Lend me Ɣòμ BB charger, make I dey charge before Ɣòμ post the BB method

One day, you will lock your door but you will not be the one that will open it.

One day, you will wash that your best clothes and you will not be able to wear it.

One day, your best food will be prepared and you will be unable to eat it.

One day, you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

One day, your curriculum vitae will get an expiry.

One day, the person that seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

One day, you will think of what you can never accomplish.

One day, you will be regarded as “That thing”
One day, you will be isolated in a place called “grave”

One day, that thing you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it.

One day, you will hold your breath and forget to release it.

One day, you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge.(God)

One day, housefly/termites will come your way and you will be unable to chase it.

One day, you will receive a call that can never be declined.

One day, your name will be called, but no one will answer

One day, the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

One day, your deed on earth will be presented like a CD.

One day, a title will be added to your name “Late”

One day, The Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

One day that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand.

One day, your entire body will cease operation.

One day, you will be given an infinite apartment, either paradise or hell.

Today you are above the soil but one day it will be above you. Try to amend your wrongs before it is too late.

“Life is just an episode, but it can determine your eternity”


Cc : Lalasticlala

God only decide to safe his life, †ђǎ̜̣̍† phone is actually a chinko Nokia. I have the type am currently using for calls and play musics. "It's not a original nokia". GOD ONLY SAVED HIM!!

Some hilarious tweets from the E-fight between Kenyan and Nigeria. . #KenyaVsNigeria . The fastest mean of transport in Nigeria is witchcraft #KenyansVsNigerians . #KenyansVsNigerians … @johnnygachanja , if we hv 2 do this then lets take west africa as a whole,fighting nigeria alone is belittling. . You cannot even tell whether they mean " cheap or sheep " " chop or shop " " hi or eye " Nigerians tho lol #KenyansVsNigerians . #KenyansVsNigerians 140 characters ain't enough for Nigerians to say one sentence thing. . Aye @JohnnyGachanja let's not bully our brodas and sisters from the west. #kenyansvsnigerians . The ground is not level yoh. . If it's on population and corruption then.Nigeria win by default. #KenyansVsNigerians . It is only in Nigeria where people wear weaves to differentiate between men and ladies #KenyansVsNigerians. . any Nigerian can mention"Judge" Without saying "George", I'll delete my account. #KenyansvsNigerians . Paying bride price in Naija is so hard, they may even ask for a legged snake to appease the gods. #KenyansvsNigerians . Its only in Nigerian movies tht u're shot on the leg n start bleeding on the head #KenyansVsNigerians . #KenyansVsNigerians its only in Nigeria where someone leaves for the city, comes back after 20yrs n gets the family dog still alive. . #KenyansVsNigerians Its only in Nigeria where ghosts looks right and left before crossing the road. . Kenyans beefing Nigerians on Twitter. LMFAO..Alaba international market alone generates more money than Kenya per annum. #KenyansVsNigerians . Kenyans started a beef with Nigerians, then created a hashtag #KenyansVsNigerians without Nigerians even participating. Ekwensu behaviour. . Kenyans dissing Nigerian music with the hashtag #KenyansVsNigerians out of jealousy. Whereas, nobody even knew Kenya had a music industry. . If this #KenyansVsNigerians " trend goes on, I might have to call Diezeni to buy out kenya and turn tha country to her servants quaters. — M (@Mubaraqshehu_) . Nigerian females be having Beyoncé attitude with a face like Wesley snipes #KenyansVsNigerians . My God " @TWEET_BENDER : The only mineral resource Kenya has is the gold medal they won in Olympics. #KenyansVsNigerians " — Ellyn (@cute_ellyn) . Kenyans taking turns to twitfight Nigerians with one Laptop. #KenyansVsNigerians . A Kenyan woman's womb is like an oven, that's why they give birth to burnt babies #KenyansVsNigerians . We Better stop Dissing These Kenyans.. Dey Re Protected By Animal Rights.. #KenyansVsNigerians . Kenyan flag looking like HERBAL DOCTOR complimentary card #KenyansVsNigerians . If u close your eyes u'll see many kenyans staring at you #KenyansVsNigerians . #KenyansVsNigerians I was tryna stream a Kenyan movie and wasted 10 minutes viewing a black screen . If all Nigerians stop working for 50years, Kenya can never meet our standard #KenyansVsNigerians . Kenyans shld write an apology letter2 Nigerians askin 4 4gvness, using words like dear Brother Nigeria or Aunty Nigeria #KenyansVsNigerians . #KenyansVsNigerians I wonder if Kenyans would exist if there was no wild animals in their country not dissing just saying lol. . #KenyansVsNigerians the US presidential race is a marathon thats why obama won he's Kenyan and nigerians its not nupita its Lupita . So I heard @MTNNG gave these Kenyans free internet for a day. They don't know what else to do with it, hence the #KenyansVsNigerians war. . Heard Nigeria has the highest no. of degree holders as Okada men. Kumbe they give a degree for every exam passed. #KenyansVsNigerians . If boko harram were to land in Kenya they would finish d whole country in 24hrs #KenyansVsNigerians . Honestly, I'm impressed that Kenyans now have enough internet in their country to be able to start a #KenyansVsNigerians war on Twitter. . #kenyansvsnigerians one Kenyan somewhere trying to understand what twitter even means.. . Retweeted Unilag engineer ( @RoyBosun ): Kenyans Need Bleaching Creams to Look Like GHANIANS #KenyansVsNigerians . Kenya was winning the war at midnight cos Nigerians couldn't see who they were twitfighting. #KenyansVsNigerians . @AkposTheComedia : Somebody said kenyas wear engagement ring on their waist #KenyansVsNigerians " I'm dead!!! . @iMorowa How do you start a Rave in Kenya? Tie a piece of chicken to the ceiling #HungerGames #KenyansVsNigerians . it is believed that Kenyans can't get lost because dey got the world map drawn on their faces. #KenyansVsNigerians . RT shinarambo231 In other to understand people of kenya you really need to start watching animal planet #KenyansVsNigerians

Lwkmd, she still worwor

Karmanaut:
OP there's a typo in your topic. It should read "Do You Know" and not "Do You Now"

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Stop Sebe
Ojo - Police
Irin Tutu - Gun
Olosho- Prostitute
Karishika - olosho
Ilefo
Igara
Buate
Waso....abbreviation for Wazobia. That's the
street name for #50.
White..... #50
Shandy... #20
Faiba--#5
Shandy-#20
White-#50
Awo-#100
Oloye-#1000.

LASTMA.
I'm not going to tell you the meaning. Just
mess with any LASTMA official, then you'll
know the meaning. If you're a bus driver
(even in proxima potency), you should take
note of this; to avoid stories that touch the
pocket.


Aaaaaaah!!!
When you are in a heated arguement with
another Lagosian especially conductors or
those agberos and it looks very likely that
a physical fight is on the way, just shout
the word 'Aaaaaaah!' 3 times and end with
by screaming the word 'Emi, emi, emi, wa
ku leni!'
Say this and you would immediately notice
a look of panic on the other guy's face.

kilode100:
Bold 2? I break the yoke of poverty in your life this instanta..

Rings bell*
Mimo *

I dey come

It's not necessary you comment, let reasonable people do so instead.

How do i configure my BB bold 2 to browse not using the subscription

fourfunmi:
Laali and Married again is my fav.... Infact I've read the plot online....
The story can be read per episode on zeetv website


ghen ghen... we made front page... i dedicate this first page comment to Aarti and Laali for their undying love for Yash and Shekar.

where can i read destiny per episode?

Dharniel:
yeah, that's the doctor. Cant remember his name but i'm so sure he is not jet li.

goan siddown bro

Dharniel:
who should be laffn, me or you. It's donnie yen that is in iron monkey, not jet li. Or dont you recognize jet li anymore, ok, to clear your doubt google search "iron monkey cast", then reply me...

ok ok, you knw 'iron monkey' has two actors that defeated the boss on bamboos in the end? The first actor is Donie Yen and who is the second??

Dharniel:
i'm not talking about iron monkey, btw jet li is not in iron monkey...

jet li is not in iron monkey? Hahahahahahahaha. Who then? Lwkmd

mamman40:
Yeah Donie Yen made d stunt in Iron Monkey....bt Jet Li also did d same stunt wit his son in "The New Legend of Shaolin"

avn't watch that tho'

Dharniel:
i tire o
i was expecting to see some shirts floating in the air or anything of the like...
But this actually remind me of one Jet li's movie, he performed this stunt with son on his head, can't rem the title.
But the headache that guy go get afterwards, nah die he go be...

it's 'iron monkey' whr they fouqht the end on bamboos. And btw, it's a friend not his son.

otimize:
u are so correct... nice one

olodo.

Asiwaju9ja:
Twelves minus s twelve six letters

[quote author=otimize post=38724976]u sabi

otimize:
u are so correct... nice one

olodo

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Aminat508:
Awon werey... Na so dem collect my purse and give me one dirty slap
Na thunder go fire una yansh

laff wan tear my belle.... U no see stars and rainbow?

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the only thing i learned in math is that i hate math

i just comment without reading that poo