₦airaland Forum

Preciousgirl:
1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use
2.man that can't cook
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed
4. Man that has a baldhead
5. Man with yellow teeth
6.man with mouth odour
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count
8.vegetarian man
9.man whose poo smells too bad
10 man that licks pussssy
111.bowlegged man
12. MMan I am taller than



The above are disqualified

thats characteristics of you

hope there is poor men wives association why in everything we poor men get relegated? this aint fair

dongalaxy:
Good morning Nairaland.
I have been deeply troubled lately over my health, I had written about this here years back but it keeps growing bad daily .

I had been diagnosed staphylococcus and as a matter of fact , it's a product of ignorance and not sexual exploit because I had my first sex at age 26 and before then I was never sexually active .

My life is in ruins now cos I'm closing to the year of marriage and my sexual life is nothing and to cap it all, my girl is even a virgin and being that I'm not sexually effective, I couldn't even disflower the period she stayed at my place and because of that , I pretended I was not sexually interested so it won't sound I was after sex as she had labeled all men to be .

House , even if I end up not having a wife in life , my health now is in a big mess as my private parts inches like what I can't even quality, pls house , if anybody has a lasting solution to this , the person should as a matter of urgency help me cos I'm dying in silence .

I had been defrauded repeatedly because I was looking for solutions to this menace , how can I be living, money I don't have , healthy life , I can't enjoy , haba! Life isn't just fair to me .

go to hospital

na only bread? even gari is not affordable to us

2buffagain:
Kenyans did not do it alone. And that's the problem with Nigerians.
Everyone only thinking about themself and with only themselves in mind.

if people come out to protest nothing will stop me from joining but i alone cannot start it

tete7000:
Big Brother Lagos

its brazilian butt lift i google it

Demurray:
That means you refused to give when you have more than enough, made you lack? Enu dun rofo

i never had enough

jericco1:
Alleged BBL

what is BBL

NairalandGOAT1:
What's BBL?

me too wan know

does she means she got fat ass?

2buffagain:
Again with "if I see". Everything must come easy ba?
I said, you know where they live.

i alone cannot do it. they will gun me down

its simple the guy was paid handsomely to promote LGBTQ. i would do same if i will be paid very well

2buffagain:
But you know people who did. And you know where Tinubu and his cohorts live. They are the ones you should be asking, no, demanding from.

if i see tinubu i will give him one hard blow and he will kpai

that person that pushed her is truly an evil person

na poverty cause am. if she get money she will not do ashawo or hook up hustle. may her soul rest in peace

emmabest2000:
They are the founder
There is no difference between fulanis and abokis

seun

how does this affect the price of garri

FRANCISTOWN:
Many years ago when I was dead broke.

I used to have a goddaughter. A very pretty and respectful girl who would always tell me anything and seek my opinion and advice.
She was married anyways, had a daughter.

She married a guy who was still struggling. As a matter of fact , she was the one who rented the house they were living and the mattress they slept on.
One day she called me up that her daughter was sick and had been in the hospital about a week.
You know how Nigerian hospitals are, you really need to make a deposit before treatment can commence.
They needed 50k and she was able to raise 20k, so I gave her 10k. That made it 30k . 20k more to go.
The husband couldn't raise anything because strictly speaking the girl had been in charge of feeding the family.
Then I asked her what she was going to do about the remaining money? And she told me she didn't have an idea because the hospital had only given them 2weeks to get the money of which a week was out.

A day to when the two weeks was supposed to elapse, she called me, she was crying over the phone. I was even shocked. I thought the girl had died. But she just said she had been able to raise the money but she wanted to speak to me about something.

Well, when she came around. She told me after she had tried all her best to raise the money but couldn't. She remembered a man who had always been on her neck, but of which she had insulted and told to f*ck off because she couldn't defy her marriage.
She visited the man for assistance and the man said if she would grace his bed. He would give her 50k.
She said she insulted the man again and went back to the hospital. But the man called her again that night and offered 70k. But still turned him down.

She said in the middle of the night the kid was really acting strange which the doctor told her to hurry her up on the payment.
She had to accept the man's offer.
Now she was very heartbroken because she cheated on her husband. Well, she was crying a river but I couldn't hold her and put her on my chest to pet her. I mean, how could I touch a married woman even if she was my daughter.
In all honesty. She did the right thing.

As a man, if you refused to get your shit together. Your woman will be forced to cheat on you no matter how disciplined she is. Have you ever tasted hunger? Has a life been threatened?
Like I said in my other post. Survival comes first, what do you think a hungry wife would do if a man offered her something to quench her hunger?
And for you women. Stop putting yourself in a spot where you will be frustrated to cheat. It is easy for a hungry and a financially frustrated woman to cheat than for a woman who lives in comfort.
Sooner or later you will cheat when you go hungry everyday or you have a child who is lying helpless in a hospital ward.

Tall, dark and handsome with big Mujumba Bajumba will not pay your children school fees.
Broke men are only good for sex, believe me, those guys can remove a womb without surgery. But anything other than that is a waste.

What if you fell sick and your husband can't even pay your bills. May your soul rest in peace o.

And for those of you who say "No one knows tomorrow, that broke man may become rich later in life"

This is not Nollywood. In real life , it is becoming harder for poor men to become successful. Only about 10% Nigerian men are rich. Now that the economy is bad, it's about 8% and that percentage needs to be consistent. Therefore only about 1 out of every 500 men will become rich. Okay, so, what makes you think your broke man will be that one?

The reason the society has deteriorated this much is because many kids are raised in poverty stricken homes. And they must do all they can to survive. You force kids into this world when you clearly can't take care of them. Isn't that wickedness?

A broke man does not deserve marriage, if you're a girl and you marry a broke man. You are playing a risky game and you do not have sense.You are just stupid and you are also wicked. Unless you are rich enough to move him up the social ladder.
You can only give them sex, lots of sex and love but not marriage.

I'm not here to babysit a lie to make you feel good or like me. Your likeness doesn't add $1 to my account, so, basically your likeness is useless.
Before you get angry at me like I'm the cause of your misfortune.
Go out there and work your ass off to make money for yourself. And when you are made, you are not obligated to be tied to one woman.

Go get your shit together. You can't afford to let your kids suffer.

Oferegege, ewa femi losi frontpage.

bro you always say the truth. poverty na bastard, i hate myself because im poor how can others love me when i myself hate myself ? if i were a lady i will never go near a broke man

2buffagain:
Lol @ Instagram slay queens based in Naija trying to strike up conversations with diasporan African men. What do we have in common? We know why you are reaching out. We will not save you.

When we were begging you people to vote with sense in this past election you said no, Tinubu's satchet garri is what will make you sell your destiny.

I have already said I will not send anybody back in naija any help. May this hunger make you people do the needful.

You know where these so-called leaders live. Put fear into their hearts. Raid their palaces. Loot their storehouses. Destroy their false sense of security as they live amongst the hungry obedient dogs they believe you to be.

They are not human. Show them what human rage looks like.

bro abeg help me im starving i swear i didnt vote for tinubu

jeff1993:
A.boki don enter kidnapping business, fem don take am to the next Level.

mynd44

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Patoranking

any nairaland evening newspaper that is looking for love im available to rain it on her if she will feed me

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Who is looking for a Boyfriend?
I have a friend who is looking for a lady who will be taking care of him.
He is also a nairalander with the moniker Abba190

The lady must be employed o

yes i am available

001Lagos:
Energetic incoming president of Nigeria insha Allah

I swear by Allah , Peter Obi is the president Nigeria needs right now not that clueless vegetable in aso rock destroying our country with senseless policies that has sent many Nigerians below the hunger level and destroyed many businesses .

We the northerners will kick Tinubu out in 2027 Allah

northerners will surely kick tinubu out come 2027 but voting bitter obi is something that i doubt. though i will vote for him

old man