₦airaland Forum

Eke40seven:
Well, MY MILKY WAY will include my phall.us right? I told her clearly,..... "I will explore your HOLE WORLD but UR-ANUS." I wouldn't want to find myself in the BLACK HOLE, would I?

Careful bro,one SLIP and u r in DEEP SH*T

Eke40seven:
The good thing is....She said I mean the WORLD to her, I am her SOUL, HER SYSTEM.

Nice bro..seems she's LUST in ur MILKY WAY

Eke40seven:
Abbas99 and Adunnilwo, although una puns don dey SHARK me, they have all gone off the HOOK.
By the way, I need a suggestion.
My girl told me I am OUT OF THIS WORLD, and i am taking her OVER the MOON, do you think our love for each other have SKYROCKETED?

SLOW down or u guys will RUN out of SPACE....literally

AdunniIwo:
Finally, we're in an ACCORD!!!

*clapping* impressive!!!!
Guess I'll BOOT!!!

AdunniIwo:
I just told you that FLAT out. Pls don't DRIVE me crazy.

END OF DISCUSSION!!!

#hondaEOD#

AdunniIwo:
Sir, you have IGNITEd my EXHAUST SYSTEM. I need an EMERGENCY BRAKE.

R u TIREd?

AdunniIwo:
Saw it but DODGEd cos I'm not WHEELing to go HONDA, I can't just afFORD to.




#im nott good wt cars.

Ur last pun got me STEERING in OAR

#impressive#

AdunniIwo:
Would you rather talk abt CARTOONS AND CEREAL?

I'll suggest CARS,u AUTO see dat

AdunniIwo:
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE th moment you walked in OUT OF THE WOODS. Your STYLE is just too MEAN but....I know BETTER THAN REVENGE.

Yeah, I'm ENCHANTED.

Music puns?!!!...so ONE DIRECTIONAL

AdunniIwo:
if youre ready to enjoy the STATE OF GRACE i gave earlier, i too will be willing to roll out the RED carpet for you.

Not in my WILDEST DREAMS!!!

#swift songs#

U really lik swift don't u?

AdunniIwo:
Hey! This is a HOLY GROUND not meant for battles. By the way, are you by any way related to TAYLOR? Cos You conclude so SWIFTly even when you know ALL TOO WELL that EVERYTHING HAS CHANGeD.

Anyway, you're a LUCKY ONE...I'm gonna give you a LAST TIME to prove to me you aint being TREACHEROUS. So, We can BEGIN AGAIN in 22 minutes.

Seems we got BAD BLOOD,am gonna SHAKE IT OFF

#taylor swift songsz#

AdunniIwo:
Well, that's not ILLICIT esp wen you're high on PAINPILLs and an EKE40SEVEN is pointed at you by mr PICCOLOBRUNELLI.

My advise...biko no try am with hausa BABE o unless dem NOVAKANE you bfore. Dy mov around wt their WHIPs.

Seems d battleLINE is DRAWN and I aint talkin bout a SKETCH

AdunniIwo:
Little wonder you're ABBAS (abase).

Have you heard about ENDTIME SEX? You really should watch yourself cos PUNning is more than what you can express wt mere WORDS.

Hmm...in d game of PORNs I always CUM on TOP

#puns#

AdunniIwo:
WAILER alert!!! I'm thinking you have been COUNTERed once or twice in the LOVE SECTION. Just Be careful not to get BANned.

LOVE section??...lady I only do PORN

#pun#

AdunniIwo:
I think I like that particular THREAD, it has kept NAIRALAND alive...a COMMENT LALASTICLALA can attest to. So, if you don't MYND,44 years is not enough to excuse us.

Its a LUST cause

AdunniIwo:
You know u almost suceeded in COTTON TIES btw piccolo n I...thank God I was able to convince u KNITly. I can't just BARE tots of LOOSE-ing him.

Ur relationship is HANGing by a THREAD...u'll RIP wat u SOW

AdunniIwo:
I bet u av no idea how DEEP.

SEAMS I underestimated ur ability to WEAVE puns

AdunniIwo:
Its nothing close to selfishness, just a mere STREAM of my consciousness expressing my myriad FLOW of thoughts.

DAMn ur thoughts FLOW

AdunniIwo:
I'm saying he needs DEEPer FLOWs and has many more RIVERs to cross if he really wants me to consider 'SWIMMING towards his BOAT'.
Its same for every lady...you can BANK on that. Please, PONDer on that and SEA reasons with me.

Y HARBOUR such SHELLFISH thoughts?

AdunniIwo:
No, I'm SEArious. Its not too much if I ask him to cross oceans for me.

R u SHORE?.....WATER u inSEAnuating?

AdunniIwo:
That's ABBAS-ing (abasing) in many ways than 99 compared to what I want.

U hav CAT to b KITTEN me....

PiccoloBrunelli:
This girl is HOT! Everybody take NOTE! Can't even TOUCH you right now. Never knew a girl with CURVES could be so BOLD with CLASSIC puns. You were flowing at panaSONIC speed. And those puns were so TECNOlogical. Anyway here is an APPLE. Marry me?

I advise u to get her an IPHONE..it'll b a 6S
#success#

PiccoloBrunelli:
This is the BREAST thing I've heard all day. You got my TIT clattering.

I had to RACK my brain

GMan650:
Still on beer puns:

The only TROPHY I've won in all my STAR years of drinking is MORE LIFE and that's why I'm called the ULTIMATE HERO

U must b a LEGEND

Saw a lady wit 12 b**bs,sounds UDDER ridiculous...DOZENTIT?

PiccoloBrunelli:
Oh please! SPERMy that talk about Fulani HEADsmen being terrorists. All they crave for is VIRGIN land. So there must be some BLEEDING. Ain't surprised though. I saw it CUMING.

Ur puns ar one of a kind...guess ur without "PAIRS"

novakane:
I used to underrate Nigerian women in the military not until
i found out that they carry all manner of weapons in their
corset. It shows they are
"armed to the teats".

Der is sure to b enuf BLOOD on d battlefield.PERIOD


#no disrespect intended to women#

novakane:
If u ask these fulani herdsmen why they took laws into their
hands rather than have a Dialogue, they wld tell u their
problem is "Past oral"

"Past oral"...hmmm....no wonder der r called HEADSmen

gafsey:
We were so poor when I was growing up we couldnt even afford to pay attention.

So sad ...I wud hav given u DEAD BATTERIES to sell,FREE OF CHARGE

novakane:
My last wish is to be buried with
some learning materials on sex, i believe it'll go along way in helping me with the
INTER course" .

Dats one DEEP afterlife....no PORN intended

Eke40seven:
Some won't GRADE my FLOW as DEEP, just let it PASS as a SHALLOW REMARK.

U guys FLOW is OARsome