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kunlesehan:
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Lol ... abbas99 u no go kill person.
what do u mean by "I only put d TIP"?
When u know that the PEN IS shoulderless.
Well the "TIP" of ur PEN has left a large BLOT on her landscape.
Lol

Am gonna change ma appearance an run,I'll rather DYE than marry her

kunlesehan:
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Lol.
What can I say to make you smile cos u obviously need a GRIN-AID.
No need to panic nor be afraid, he's not a god, he's just a soldier, so u don't have to WARSHIP him.

Guy due to ur excessive FIREPOWER, you'll be raising ur own INFANTry in 9months.
U gada liver o, in short u've got CANNONBALLS!

Convo btw. Me an d father
*knock knock*
Me: who's der?
Soldier: oh,PUN d door!!!
Me: edakun, epp me!!!
Soldier: berra hav THE WILL to marry my daughter or UR WILL ready
Me: its POINTLESS sir, I only put d TIP!!!

Different scenarios in religious centres

Hungry leader: brothers n sisters, LETTUCE pray!!!
Businessman leader: brethren, let us SPRAY!!!
Tiv leader: brodaz n sistaz, let us PLAY for our sins!!!

I just impregnated a soldier daughter,its now a case of WIFE or DEATH

orimion:
you should never do that, you should be your brothel's keeper

Very nice!!!

I ordered 6 COKE from d store downstairs but dey brought 7 UP

Sambo Dasuki to star in d next superman "MAN OF STEAL"

Man u signs pogba Man city signs stones Chelsea signs kante Arsenal SIGHS....

#no hate

Arsernal 2 open a restaurant...I bet u dey won't b any CUPS!!!
#nohate

kunlesehan:
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Reminds me of Halima Abubakar who claims no man knows her WELL ...nobody knows her inTOTO
but now MENopause beckons she's screaming "himen" to all suitors over social network
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Lol

Loool...guess she's fedup wit d HOLE business

PiccoloBrunelli:
Don't ask me. I make BALD decisions.

Hahhahahah,nice one

Seen some gr8 puns so fr,keep it comin guys

ALchohol isn't in ma VODKAbulary,I looked it up on WHISKYpedia and learnt if u drink 2much,its likely TEQUILYA

Man u 1-4 dortmund
Was mourinho so BLIND e cudnt MARTIAL his defence well,d MATA is not d coach,MAN U r on d WAYNE

TheMatrix3:
If a Tailor owns a farm, he'd SEW clothes and "RIP" dresses

Impressive

*screams* loniwe wakes sweatin,"just a dream",she sighed."I really should stop watchin horror".*door creaks open* ,"who's there",loniwe said breathless "MY PRECIOUSSSSS"...........................

[quote author=ceeSleek post=47755462]I'll come mend this THREAD for fun, it is SEW-entertaining.


* tailors, gerrit?! *

U SEAM to hav a talent 4 WEAVIN puns

PiccoloBrunelli:
Mods changed ERËCTION to Attention. Lol. Take note.

Loool

PiccoloBrunelli:
Focusing my mind on something else when I have an ERËCTION in public is really HARD.

Focusing my mind on something else when I have an ERECTION in "PUBIC" is really HARD

#remodelled
#respect

"Who's there?",your worst nightmare

The life of "I"

PiccoloBrunelli:
The magazine about CEILING FANS went out of business because of low CIRCULATION.

Heard d 1 bout LIGHTBULBS SPARKS interest

Thread gone silent,who's up for some popular movie line puns

sirjay:
Some HARP to take you high, STRINGS entwined in your brain, you OATS to understand but you BARLEY do

Guess driving an drinkin is WHISKEY

PiccoloBrunelli:
He's driving under the influence. Y'all should BEER Me witness.

I feel SOBERED (so bad) right now...I nid HARP ..sorry HELP!!!!