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PiccoloBrunelli:
Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

Sorry am driving,AL COHOL U back

Shutter island...d mystery raped my mind 2 d last word

*observin*

*seats down,bring out popcorn* fire on!!!

Dis THREAD is in TATTERS

PiccoloBrunelli:
Oh yes I do. That same belief should be INTEGRATED in the life of all Nigerians. Let's deal with the ROOT of our problems SQUARELY.

D ROOT of all our problems mathemetically is POOR OVER T

PiccoloBrunelli:
Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

Seems u believ in HIGHER POWERs

PiccoloBrunelli:
And we know you as PUNtius Pilate. Governor of all PUNpeii.

His eminence, the future PUNTIFF of d vatican

#no disrespect to d catholic brethren#

PiccoloBrunelli:
I got 100 problems and ABBAS is 99 of them. Who else puns in LATIN? Don't stop punning sir! There's ROME for more.
#ovation#

In ROME we hail u as d GOD OF OLYMPUnS

PiccoloBrunelli:
That made me WHIP tears of joy. Thanks man. Or as we say here in Spain: GRASSias. HAY bro, you know what? If this pun makes any cash, I'll donate it to CHARIOTy.

#punboss#
In latin dey say CARPA DIEM,SEIZE D DAY,but in ur case I'll say CARPA DIME,SEIZE D COIN..
#respect#

PiccoloBrunelli:
"They slipped behind the BARN and quickly removed each other's HARNESS. With nothing to REIN them in, it was going to be a night of UNBRIDLED passion. This time, he wasn't taking NEIGH for an answer."

An excerpt from "50 Shades of HAY".

Dis pun just RAZED d BARn

#impressed by d pun#

PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. If he's that BROKE, the GLASS industry would fit him better.

D GLASS industry wud b a PANE in d ass

PiccoloBrunelli:
Abeg enlighten ur boy

#u r d boss#

Seems e KNEAD DOUGH in a BAKERY

PiccoloBrunelli:
Trivia:

Who is the god of keyboards?

Umm...QWERTYUS from d GEEK MYTHOLOGY

PiccoloBrunelli:
St Nickeless? Lol.

Correct sir,and wat did e do 4 a living while alive?

Time 2 spice up d thread wit som PUN TRIVIAS

Who is d patron saint of poverty?

PiccoloBrunelli:
When it comes to business, I don't know kobo. But here's my 2 cents: Open a page on Instagram. Name it appropriately. 9JA PUNSTARS probably. Upload puns in picture form on a daily basis. One or two posts per day. For material, you can come to this thread and pic any pun you think is good. You shouldn't be the only one posting though. For Admin, I suggest yourself, Eke40seven, Painpill, AdunniIwo, Abbas99 and any other person(s) you deem worthy. The owner of any pun you select should be mentioned of course. You could mention him by his nairaland moniker or IG handle. Blablabla....just a rough draft of my thoughts. Feel free to fine tune.

9ja punstars...nice...LETTUCE SUCK SEED

#let us succeed#

PiccoloBrunelli:
I know this will sound very gay. But you're my favorite punstar at the moment. #no_homo. Keep coming on this thread.

Tanks boss

#respect#

spikedawson:
that is if the KNIGHT is not COUNTERED by its COUNTERPART

KNIGHTS only use CHEQUE over d COUNTER MATE

#checkmate#
#bankpuns#

spikedawson:
Whatever he's still a PUPIL when it comes to learning how to get the PAWNS through the prayer of the BISHOP

KNIGHT moves in TREES made frm HELL
#Lshape moves#

spikedawson:
If he likes he should rePAWNS he will never be the KING of gotham

Trust me,dark KNIGHT sees all sides wit d CORNER of his CORNEA

spikedawson:
The KNIGHTs are so dark that even joker and his mobs were like those stupid PAWNS

Haha...a new batman sequel is comin.."DARK KNIGHT REPAWNS"
#darkknight returns#

spikedawson:
But still no matter how cROOKed they are at least they are still better than the BOARD movers "PAWNS"

Wat mor can I say...d kNIGHTS ar DARK
#night#

spikedawson:
KNIGHTs should be beside their KING but instead they stay beside the CASTLEs

D KNIGHTS ar cROOKed

spikedawson:
KNIGHTs should be beside their KING but instead they stay beside the CASTLEs

D KNIGHTS are cROOKed!!!!!

spikedawson:
How unusual in CHESS town the QUEEN moves as she likes but the KING has limited move.

I Guess d KING has one RIGHT MOVE LEFT UP his sleeve

Who's up fr some CHESS PAWNS?
#puns#

novakane:
What do u call a nose without a body? Well its seems " No body nose"

Hmm...I had no EYE DEER
#idea#

If dis thread derails,I SWEAR am gonna write my CURSES in CURSIVE