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TV/Movies / Re: Please Who Has D Link Or Where I Can Download THE WEDDING PARTY by Abbbeyyy(m): 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Please Who Has D Link Or Where I Can Download THE WEDDING PARTY by Abbbeyyy(m): 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
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TV/Movies / Please Who Has D Link Or Where I Can Download THE WEDDING PARTY by Abbbeyyy(m): 11:07am On Feb 24, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Big Brother Naija:kemen And Uriel by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: 10 Signs He Could Sleep With You On Your First Visit To His House by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:47pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Benita27: Lol.. I know where u are going |
Romance / Re: Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:35pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
TITOBIGZ: . So she no go smile... Ifah hear |
Romance / Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile by Abbbeyyy(m): 8:26pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Her: What Boyfriend material. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Do you have a name or can I just call you mine? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.' Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout! I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number? Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven? People call me Abbey, but you can call me tonight. Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend. "Hi, I heard you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?" You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you. Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me! There are 9 planets in the universe, but only 8 after I destroy Ur.anus. Now tell me your favorite among all......... 15 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 10 Signs He Could Sleep With You On Your First Visit To His House by Abbbeyyy(m): 3:46pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: 10 Signs He Could Sleep With You On Your First Visit To His House by Abbbeyyy(m): 2:58pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127: Hmm.. Because u do most of them abi |
Romance / Re: 10 Signs He Could Sleep With You On Your First Visit To His House by Abbbeyyy(m): 2:56pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Benita27: Hmmm..Well said.. That's y i used the word 'could..just a possibility that it might happen |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Come See If This Is Your Man. by Abbbeyyy(m): 2:53pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
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Romance / 10 Signs He Could Sleep With You On Your First Visit To His House by Abbbeyyy(m): 2:28pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
When men meet ladies, the basic thing most of them want to do is to get down with them. Depending on the outcome of events, some men may decide to go into a long term relationship with them or opt in for the fling option. Without wasting much time, there are certain pointers women should watch out for when they meet new guys as this would help them discover what the men could be up to. The following signs would help ladies know whether a man would act like a gentle man or make attempt to sleep with them as soon as they visit them: 1. When he seems extra nice and smooth. Ladies, when you visit a man in his house for the first time and he is super nice, you should start to be on your guards. He is probably doing this so he does not get you pissed or offended in any way before he makes his move. 2. When the room is squeaky clean Most men are used to scattering their rooms and apartments. When you see that a man has arranged everywhere and the bed is well made, then you should watch out. If it were to be a guy visiting him, chances are he would not do a single thing in that room. He wants you to be impressed so you would not use his room as an excuse when he hits on you. 3. When his friends leave you two alone When you visit a man and his friends start to leave the room one by one, then he is up to something. This would make the sexual tension in the room to heighten. The friends might have been let in on the plan about him trying his luck the first day. 4. When he offers you alcohol, Alcohol is a form of aphrodisiac and it makes most ladies feel light headed. When a man offers you alcohol in his house when you are visiting for the first time, he probably wants to help you ‘feel free’. Drinking alcohol would in no time reduce your tension and load you with bouts of dutch courage. When he finally makes his advances, your self-defense would have been too low to put up a fight. .5. When he has his hands in his pocket the most time Men do this all the time when they have a bulging erection. Please do not mistake this for them being gentlemanly. Men try hiding the fact that they are aroused by dipping their hands into their pockets so you do not notice the erection. .6. When he has loud music played Men do this so people would not hear what is happening in the room. If his house is a self-contain, then you can be sure that he wants it badly. Men feel ladies would be more comfortable if their moans were suppressed by the noise coming from a sound system. .7. When you are asked not to visit with your friend A man knows that a lady visiting him for the first time would be edgy and may want to have someone with her. If they have a very cordial relationship, he might tease her about that.Some daring guys would make provision for such occasions and would make a friend keep the company of whoever the lady takes along. .8. When he disappears for a couple of minutes Dear ladies, do not think he wants you to get settled well in the house. He probably got turned on by your appearance he had to take a walk. You can be sure he would have a condom with him by the time he returns. 9. When you talked dirty the night before It would be sheer coyness by acting as if you did not know he would make a move on you when you talked dirty the night before. He would definitely want to experiment and sleep with you when you visit. 10. When he gets touchy When a lady visits a man for the first time and he becomes touchy, he is doing this to read your body language. Ladies are easily moved by touching; if a lady shows no objection to his advances, it may be a green light for him to touch other places. He may just get lucky and touch a soft spot on your body. 1 Like |
Romance / “which Of These Nigerian Love Songs Will Be On Replay This Valentine" by Abbbeyyy(m): 9:21pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
Meanwhile, valentine’s day is incomplete without rocking some amazingly emotional love songs that will not only set both you and your partner in the mood, but also help both of you remember how important it is to be together in love and how much you guys cherish each other. Apparently, there are many love songs rocking Nigeria airwaves today, some of them are; *Olamide – Melo Melo * Simi – Love Don’t Care * Adekunle Gold Ft. Simi – No Forget * Runtown – Mad Over You * Tekno – Pana * Korede Bello – Do Like That Now, the big question is, out of the above listed songs; ”Which of them will enjoy massive replay on your playlist on valentine’s day?” |
Education / Re: 20,000 To 5 Lucky Nairalanders From This Section by Abbbeyyy(m): 12:18pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Abbbeyyy(m): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2017 |
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