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atymat:
Shey colmasite no dey Nairaland ni

lol...we dey nao

Baba, shey no b U dey tell Us story that time

Shey that girl still dey Funaab??[/quote]lol...sure nao

peluscoten:
chanteeeeeee haleluyah!!!!! m so gratefull to God alimighty for spearing my life just XO XO excited !!!!!

happy birthday

Harbosede02: aren't u d abbey on funaab's powerline group chat on whatsapp??

ohhhhhh...i am

Harbosede02: we got d same course too

cool ..gimme ur whatsapp id...

leemarrh: Hey I'm new here , female and was offered eps . Any girl here who's gonna be in the hostel should signify please

hi....we gat same course

it z really out...help me tank jesus...waz offered eps tho

Scientific Fact or Principle

Bible reference

Date of discovery by man

Both man and woman possess the seed of life

Genesis 3:15

17th Century



There is a place void of stars in the North

Job 26:7

19th Century



Earth is held in place by invisible forces

Job 26:7

1650



Taxonomic classification of matter

Genesis 1

1735




The Earth is round

Isaiah 40:22

15th Century



Certain animals carry diseases harmful to man

Leviticus 11

16th Century



Early diagnosis of leprosy

Leviticus 13

17th Century



Quarantine for disease control

Leviticus 13

17th Century



Blood of animals carries diseases

Leviticus 17

17th Century



Blood is necessary for life

Leviticus 17:11

19th Century



Oceans have natural paths in them

Psalms 8:8

1854



Earth was in nebular form initially

Genesis 1:2

1911



Most seaworthy ship design ratio is 30:5:3

Genesis 6

1860



Light is a particle and has mass (a photon)

Job 38:19

1932



Radio astronomy (stars give off signals)

Job 38:7

1945



Oceans contain fresh water springs

Job 38:16

1920



Snow has material value

Job 38:22

1905, 1966



Infinite number of stars exist

Genesis 15:5

1940



Dust is important to survival

Isaiah 40:12

1935



Hubert Spencer's scientific principles

Genesis 1

1820



Air has weight

Job 28:25

16th Century



Light can be split up into component colors

Job 38:24

1650

Matter is made up of invisible particles

Romans 1:20

20th Century



Plants use sunlight to manufacture food

Job 8:16

1920



Arcturus and other stars move through space

Job 38:32

19th Century



Water cycle

Ecclesiastes 1:7

17th Century



Life originated in the sea

Genesis 1

19th Century



Lightning and thunder are related

Job 38:25

19th Century


Human beings were the last living things created

Genesis 1

15th Century

Ellemuah: I will jz break VCs head

lmao

wat if 1st batch acceptance fee date deadline is extended

HOW I EMBARRASSED THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN A MANCOT BUS

Story based on a friend trying to apologise back to the girl.

know what he did was wrong, but
according to him, “if I hadn’t done it, she
would have embarrassed me”. Now what
did he do? How did he do it? here is his
story.
Go grab yourself some popcorn, a bottle
of zobo, grab the front seat and listen or
read this story am about to tell.
Story according to him……
After the day’s lecture at about 4pm this
faithful Wednesday. I went straight to
the mancot joint to queue, the queue I
met there was very long, but not as long
as river Niger. I guess there was limited
buses for that day, maybe the mancot
chairman was angry and doesn’t want to
release more buses. On a normal day for
the past one year, the queue had not
been much long like this. It’s just when
you come, you enter and go to your
house. This day was different; just like I
said, maybe the mancot chairman was
angry and refused to release more buses,
thereby stuffing students like sardine
into the buses. I stayed on the queue,
bought my ticket. Students were being
directed to enter, the bus was almost
getting filled, but thank God the only
remaining seating space, I grabbed it.
Other students coming in will be
standing. I was seating close to a very
fine girl. She was seating close to the
window top while I sat at the entrance.
Looking at the fine girl close to me, I
began to think of making a move on her.
She wasn’t even looking at me sef, she
just concentrated on the phone she was
pressing, big girl things. Even though
they say “all na packaging”, she looked
like a big girl to me. Her dressing, with
the Blackberry z10 she was holding,
pressing it. She no even send if
somebody dey near her sef.
“Hello” I said to her, “hi” she replied, as
if she wanted me to talk to her. She
responded but she wasn’t looking at me,
she was still concentrating on her phone.
I told her I love her hair and her
dressing. She kept quiet and didn’t say
anything. I thought to myself, I have
started this and I wasn’t going back. I
told her my name and asked her hers,
she didn’t respond again. She wasn’t
even saying anything to me, she just kept
mute and was still pressing her phone. I
began to think what I will tell her to
make her talk to me. As all this was
going on, the bus we are in has already
started moving, moving towards gate, I
don’t think people around us were
hearing what I was saying, even those
standing were not looking. I began
toasting her, I told her I love her and
would like her to be my girlfriend, she
didn’t alter any word, she still kept mute
and still focused on her phone. I touched
her left hand to tell her that I was
talking to her, she flipped my hand
away, “What is wrong with you” she
shouted. Immediately she said that, all
eyes were on us, everybody in the bus
were looking towards our direction.
Those who were witting stood to see
what was going. My mind started
trumping 360, am thinking to figure out
what this girl is going to say next. This is
just a big embarrassment and if I don’t
do anything fast, everything will explode
on my head. I watched as she looked at
me, opening her mouth, I began
thinking, ‘what’s she going to say next’,
‘that am toasting her, disturbing her or
what’, all these in the presence of
everyone in the bus, God let it not be
because I will be madly embarrassed.
After the “what is wrong with you” she
said, I watched as she wants to open her
mouth to alter what she wants to,
immediately I shouted “shut up, I say
shut up, am trying to tell you to adjust
your hand well and that your armpit is
smelling and you are asking what is
wrong with me”, immediately I said this,
everyone in the bus screamed “heyiiiiii”,
she kept mute immediately, she didn’t
speak a word again. she became
surprised of what I was saying, like a
father accusing her young daughter of
stealing his money; she was in total
shock as I said that. All eyes were on her
now. She raised up her left hand and
was smelling her armpit. People were
looking at her, all eyes on her, she felt
ashamed; I pitied her in my mind, but I
had no option than to do it because if I
didn’t, she would have embarrassed me
so badly. She dropped at gate, in shame
she walked out of the bus as people
looked at her. She covered her face to
the ground as she walked out. I believed
it wasn’t her intention to drop at gate,
but due to what happened, she felt
ashamed and dropped off.
Incase the girl is reading this, I am sorry
for what happened that day, please
forgive me. I had no option that was why
I did it to save myself. Please accept my
apology.....

TheDetective: which department pls. So that i can hook up with her and she wil buy i-phone 5 for me.

lol colmas ni

bro buh i didnt see any pic ooo

This story is based on a friend experience


HOW A FUNAAB GIRL NEARLY TURN ME TOO MUGU

This beautiful evening, I just came into
the school (FUNAAB) to read overnight. I
have continuous assessment test in one
of my courses to deal with the next week,
so I just want to bump myself up with
more knowledge. I don’t want to have
any low grades this semester, so I just
have to read. That was what prompted
me to go to school to read; away from
the disturbances and distractions of my
house. I went to JAO3 to know if any
news was pasted on any notice board. I
got there; on the floor of the main stairs
was a blackberry phone. I looked around
and nobody was there. I picked it up,
everywhere was quiet and I felt the
owner was not close by, nobody was
around. I checked, on the phone was
23missed calls. I couldn’t go further
because the phone was locked with
password. As I was holding, looking at
the phone trying to figure out what to
do, I saw an incoming call. At first I was
contemplating either to pick it or not,
because I don’t like picking peoples calls
and, this incoming call might be
someone calling the owners phone.
Another thought came to my mind,
“maybe is the owner that is calling”. I
picked it, “hello” the voice said; it was a
lady’s voice. I replied, she said her name
and said the phone belongs to her and
she didn’t know where she forgot or left
it. Well I told her I found it on the floor
of jao3, she can come and collect it if she
could make it that evening and she said
she was coming. I began to wait for her
there, barely 30 minutes we talked, I saw
a girl walking towards jao3. Looking at
her as she walked towards me. In my
mind, I believed she is the one. She was
very beautiful; the dimples on her face
are so gorgeous like the outer hole of an
apple. Her nose stood firm like the
beautiful apple tree in my father’s house
in the village. As I saw her, I said in my
mind “ this is the girl I want to date”.
she thanked me and we had a little chat
and exchanged mobile numbers before
she left.
The next day, I had a thought
on my mind, since I don’t have a lady in
my life, making a move on this girl I
help return her phone won’t be bad.
Maybe my luck fit shine.
On Monday morning the upper
week, I picked up my phone and called
her in school, I requested a friendly date
with her and she agreed. That same
monday afternoon I called her and told
her to come and meet me at flora food
joint close to SUB. Before she came, I had
already withdrawn N5000 my sister sent
to me. I had budgeted to spend only
N1000 with her in other to conserve the
remaining N4000 to help me buy my
manuals and other expenses before I
receive another alert. She joined me in
flora world and she sat down. Before I
knew what was happening she had
requested for fried rice with meat worth
N700 including water. I just ordered
only lacasera drink which is just N100.
At least I just want to make sure we
don’t spend more than that. After eating
that one, she requested for take away
worth N1000. She called her friends to
come over. Before man pikin know
wetin dey happen, two of her friends
come land for dia gidi-gba. They ordered
for take away worth N1000 each making
my expenses N3800. I was just there
looking like isi-ewu. I couldn’t do
anything. I couldn't talk, just to protect
the big boy image she was taking me for.
I was so bitter within me but, I have to
encode it hoping to get my special
reward soon, that is if she go give me. I
couldn’t believe that within an hour and
half N3800 was just gone in just food I
didn’t taste, I only took one lacasera.
On Saturday I called her if she
could come over to my place so we could
spend some time. Mehnnnn, this girl
come dey post me. She first said “she
was busy.” “ Busy ke! After choping my
over N3000 u and ur friends” I thought
to myself. She finally agreed on the
phone but she asked if she could come
with her friends! On my mind I was like
“again, abi she wan chop me die”. Come
to think of it if you are going on a date
with somebody, it’s supposed to be
private, why is she inviting her friends
along! Hmmmmmmmm. I thought about
it for a while, coming with her friends
will drain me more, but me mysef I dey
find something so make I chill, maybe I
will get it. I said “no” to her, that it was
private, just me and her. She said if her
friends can’t come along with her that
means she was not coming, I said “fine
by me” and cut the call. After cutting the
call I became bitter, no be say I dey
mercy for her but maybe she's just
testing me and I might just be
jeopardizing my chances of dating her.
As I was just contemplating on whether
to call her or not, she called back and
said “okay” she will come alone. I gave
her the direction to my house. About 2
hours later one of my neighbor's son
knocked at my door, he told me that
somebody was looking for me at the
gate. I definitely know it was her, I was
very happy at least I can recuperate all
those money I spent on her and her
friends. You need to see the way I was
jubilating as if my poultry chicks gave
birth to triplets. I followed the little boy
to the gate just to see and welcome this
fine girl. We got to the gate, lo and
behold it was my assistant H.O.C that
was standing there. Chaiii ! My face
come change. Just when I thought I was
about to score a point that day, my hope
was just dashed. My assistant Hoc said
she came to borrow my note, she wasn't
around for the last lecture. I asked her
the course it was and she told me. I went
inside the house, brought out the note
and gave to her. She said I should see
her off, but I told her I couldn't and I
was busy but she still insisted I see her
off just about two poles from my gate.
Ahhhhhhh see me see wahala ooooo, no
be that her own dey do me ooo, I just
dey wait for this fine chick wey wan
come see me. I just managed to see her
off to the ending of my street and went
back to my house hoping to get a call
from this girl. Finally, she called. She
said she was on her way my house. I
was so happy, “something go happen” I
thought to myself. I rearranged my
house again after the one I did in the
Monday.
30 minutes later she arrived at my place.
I bought some canned drinks, malt to
entertain her. We chatted for about 30
minutes. We talked about politics to
sports, our V.C and his numerous
increments. I left were I was seating and
went to where she was seated, I tried to
kiss her but she flipped her face away,
she told me she wasn’t in the mood.
Kaiii, she no dey mood. She said I should
take her out to just get some snacks
maybe that could make her be in the
mood. In my mind I was like “ shey she
think say I no get sense “ I told myself to
wake up. This girl is trying to use me but
I still I want to date her. I thought of all
these things, all the money I have spent
on her, “I can’t just give up now” I
thought to myself. I just took her out. I
took her to a nearby supermarket for
shopping. She picked up some provisions
which cost N2000. She also bought suya
for herself and some canned drinks, malt
for her roommates worth N1000, making
everything N3000 of my expenses.
Maybe her roommates stomachs are
large chunks of drums, to finish those
drinks. I brought out my wallet and
paid. After paying, I told her if we can
go back home I believe the lost mood had
returned. She refused going home with
me, she said she had an urgent
assignment to complete that weekend
and she wants to visit a friend close by
to source for specimens. See me see
wahala oooo, this is not what I want to
hear now. I told her I will love to go
with her to her friends place, but she
refused, she said she would go alone and
within 20 minutes she will be back, I
said ok and left her to go. I waited for 1
hour, 2 hours. 12 hours went by and she
never returned. Chaii, this girl don play
me mugu ooooooo.
The next day which was Sunday,
she called me in the morning, she asked
if I was going to take her out that day, I
foolishly accepted only if she would
spend the night with me, surprisingly
she agreed. And I agreed to take her to
the date. I also told her to come alone
and, she agreed. At about 04:35pm that
day she arrived my house. I was
surprised she came with 2 of her friends
again! hmmmmm, “cunning man die, na
cunning man go bury am”, that is a local
adage I thought of in my heart. I asked
her never to come with her friends, she
agreed and now she shows up with her
friends. I kept quiet. I dressed up and
took my ATM card so I can withdraw at
the eatery because I only have about
N2000 in my pocket. We left. We went to
one of the eateries in oke-ewo. Thank
God the ATM machine was there at the
fast food joint. We went in and sat
down. I had barely ordered anything
when she and her friends ordered for 2
laps of chicken, each cost N1000. As they
were eating they just ignored me as if I
wasn't important to them. Before I knew
what was happening again they ordered
for pepper soup and fried rice separately
making the total N7000. I didn’t say
anything. The girl I invited for the date
wasn't even talking to me, she was busy
devouring the chicken and chatting with
her friends. She told her friends that
immediately she leaves the eatery, she
will be going to spend the night in one of
her friend’s place who has her birthday.
Before I knew what was happening, they
ordered for take away food, making the
total N11000. I checked my wallet again
and it is still N2000, I stood up and told
them I was going to withdraw at the
ATM machine. I got to the ATM machine,
the queue was not much, and they were
about 4 people there so I have to wait for
my turn. As I was waiting, I thought
about this for a while, this one na gbese.
How will I pay N11,000 on food and
drinks I didn’t partake in. Well, I
brought them, I just have to do it and
after this, never to have anything to do
with the girl again. I was still at the ATM
joint when I heard my name. I turned to
see the person. He was walking towards
me but I couldn’t see the face clearly. As
he approached more, I realized he is my
departmental mate. We exchanged
pleasantries. “This is an opportunity to
make it up to this guy” I thought to
myself. I had earlier in the beginning of
the semester promised to buy him lunch
in Flora, but due to time and schedule, I
have not been able to buy him lunch. I
asked him to wait there that I need to
give him something. I went inside got 3
packs of fried rice and chicken each, one
pack of salad, 3 canned Fanta. All cost
N5,000. Well I still have huge sums of
money in my account so I will pay. I
gave 2 pack of fried and chicken, 2
canned drinks for him and the rest to his
roommates. He collected only one pack
from me and a canned drink. He said he
couldn’t finish it all and he can’t collect
the others because his roommates
travelled. He thanked me and left. How
do I return the food, I can only finish
one and I don’t want to leave it for those
girls I brought. they will surely devour it.
Something came to my mind, I
summoned the courage to do it. As cars
and taxis were passing by, I stopped one
of the taxi, “obantoko” I said, “wole” the
driver said. I didn’t withdraw again. I
packed the remaining food I brought
outside, entered the car and left. Inside
the car I switched off my phone so those
girls I brought out for date can’t contact
me. Make dem sort themselves out. At
least I manage gather some food and
drinks back home. So I no loose. Let
them pay for their own food and mine
too because I didn’t pay for the food I
brought outside. I believe what I gave to
my friend is N1000. I don manage take
N4000 go house. N4000 is still small
compared to what they ate from me. but
make them manage pay for that. “Dem
go wait for me tire” I said to myself. I
got home, took my bath, dressed up and
went to visit a friend. 8pm I switched on
my phone, I saw pings, messages from
her, she was asking where I am. I didn’t
even bother to reply. The next day, I got
a text message from her saying “ u are a
devil, I hate u and will never want to see
u again”. so many other messages came
in abusing me. I replied none of them. I
have moved on. I deleted every of her
contacts off my phone. I no be mugu, I
don wise up.

na so jawe...
Experience of a friend...



How A Funaab Girl Nearly
Turned Me To Mugu.... COMPLETE EPISODE LOADING..........

lol...episode 4 ke...no worry... u go see fausat 4 funaab... she don dey 200l.... winkz

Episode 3 continues......
Two weeks to resumption date,
fausat began to call me, she said I
should come back, she was terribly
missing me and she wants me back
so I could help in packing her
belongings to the new house. Me, it
has always been a norm for me to
come back 2 weeks after
resumption. I don’t know how
fausat will take it if I tell her that i
still have till 4 more weeks to come
back. Me too don dey miss the girl
sef, I chat with seyi often, even
seyi told me that she will be coming
back 3 days to resumption. I don’t
want her(seyi) to notice or see me
helping fausat to pack her things.
That alone made me change my
mind, and I came back a week later
in the warm and loving hands of
fausat. Even though I wasn’t having
much feelings for seyi, I still
pretend to love her.
The day I came back, barely 2 hours
I came back to Abeokuta, fausat
came to see me.
She hugged me so tight as if her
life depended on it. She brought
turkey and some cooking stuff
when she was coming, and she
cooked a nice vegetable soup and
bought fufu. The gift she claimed
that she has for me was an iphone
5. I was so happy, I have dreamt of
having the phone, hoping that one
day it will be a reality; the reality
was finally there. She said her dad
got two for her so she’s giving me
one.
The next day we began the real
work at her new house in gate. We
went to the market and shops to
get some items that she would
need, including a television,
decoder, home theater and many
more. After arranging the house,
the house was looking good.
The next day fausat came to my
house, she got me some clothes. I
was surprised how she knew my
size. When I asked her, she claimed
she has been with me for a long
time so why won’t she know my
clothes size, and even my shoe
size. She took me to one provision
store at sapon. We got some
provisions for herself and me. She
got some other stuffs for herself.
We headed back home with nylon
stuffed bags full of provisions and
some female stuff. I dropped at
somorine while she left for gate;
the taxi was even chattered by her.
I got home and met a surprise. Seyi
was back.
As I opened the gate, I saw her
cleaning up her dusty plates at the
veranda. Immediately she saw me,
she ran towards me and hugged
me so tight as if her life depended
on it. I was surprised because I
wasn’t expecting to see her that
day. The former day we chatted,
she told me she will be coming in
the next day, and not that present
day. Fausat had already said she will
be coming to my house to spend
the night with me.
As she hugged me, I was
motionless, I couldn’t utter a word;
she freed me immediately. “Ah ah,
what’s the problem. Or are you
surprised that I came back today,”
she asked me, I tried to force
myself to smile; even though I was
smiling, it didn’t come out from my
mind. She took my bag from me
and opened it, she saw what was
inside, she said I should have told
her before buying all those stuff.
She said she got almost all the
provisions that both of us will need.
I wanted to tell her it was fausat
that bought it for me, but changed
my mind. What would she say and
how will she take it when I tell her it
was fausat. I don’t think she would
take it likely. I don’t want her to
start insinuating another thing,
perhaps I know I have made up my
mind to break the relationship
between us, but I want to do it
gradually and slowly. We went into
her room, I met the surprise of my
life, she brought provisions,
foodstuffs and many things for
me, she said it was her dad that
brought her with their car. Mehn, I
go chop tire, infact this two girls
(fausat and seyi) wants to spoil me
with gifts. Looking at what she
(seyi) brought, I felt I had let her
down, I became weak, I felt pity for
her because my heart was no
longer with her. I still would want to
be with seyi, I am trying to bring
back that love I had for her when I
first met her, but it seems the love
was lost. I couldn’t find it. How I
wish I could, she loves me so
much. During the period she was
showing me all the stuff she
bought for me, I was cold towards
her. She asked me what was wrong
with me, if I was okay because I
was too cold towards her. After
showing me all the things, she
asked me to help fix some of her
wall hanger and some few damages
in her room. I willingly did it for her.
I later sent a text to fausat telling
her that I will rather come over to
her place to spend the night, she
shouldn’t because seyi was back.
Fausat got angry immediately. She
said it was high time I leave seyi
and move into his apartment. I saw
her point because she was deeply
worried that she’s still sharing me
with seyi. She just wants me to
herself only. She said it was high
time I bust the bubble to seyi, I
should just tell her it was over and,
she was tired of all the hide and
seek games we were playing. I tried
talking with her, to make her see
reasons but she hung up on me.
3hours later, she called back and
apologized for hanging up on me. I
was about leaving for Gate to
fausat house when seyi walked into
my room. She asked where I was
going to, I told her I was going to
check a friend in the other street,
she said I should at least stay and
spend some time with her, since
it’s been long we saw last. Yeah
she was right, but I don’t really
have feelings for her any more,
even though I haven’t told her. I
told her that I wasn’t going to
spend too much time were I was
going, so I would be back shortly.
She insisted on following me, I told
her it was a guy thing and assured
her it was just important we see,
talk for just a short time and then
return to be with her. I lied, I wasn’t
going to return. I spent the night in
fausat place at gate. It was one of
the most memorable night of my
life. Fausat’s apartment was great,
cool. And there was constant power
supply. With everything that
happened, I became anxious of
moving in to join her. Though she
was mounting pressure on me; I
guess it was high time I take the
decision, let seyi know that I was no
longer in love with her again. All
throughout the night, my phone
was switched off, I didn’t want to
receive seyi’s call. I know seyi will
be worried. As I was going back
home, I thought about the first day
I laid my eyes on seyi, that first
love for her that struck me, all that
had faded away. I was asking
myself how. I thought of what seyi
will do when I tell her that I want a
break-up; she loves me so much, I
loved her but, that was then, that
love had varnished. I am now
thinking of a new life with Fausat. I
got to the house, immediately I
entered the gate, seyi was sitting
on a bench on the veranda, I guess
she was worried and was waiting for
me to come in. She ran towards me
immediately, I thought she wanted
to slap me but no, she hugged me,
“where have you been since. I have
been trying your line but it was
switched off,” she said. I told her I
slept over at my friends place.
“You should have atleast called me,
you got me worried” she said, I told
her I was sorry but there was no
network coverage at the area. I lied
to her, I told her that the friend I
went to visit, took me to another
friend’s place, and there was no
network, and we couldn’t come
back, we had to sleep over. She
took me to her room. She was just
talking of how she tried my mobile
number several times, called
couple of my friends to know if I
was with them. I kept mute as she
talked. She noticed I was not
talking as she talked, “What is
wrong with you, are you okay” she
asked, “I want us to break up,” I
replied her. She looked at me as if I
was joking. “Stop joking around
joor, na hunger dey do you this, you
better wait let me cook so you eat”
she said to me. As she stood up to
leave my presence, I held her left
hand and dragged her back, “I am
damn serious, let’s just go our
separate ways” I said to her. She
laughed out loud, “leave my hand
joor, I have something on fire, let
me go and check it before you start
all this your play” she said again;
“am moving into Fausat’s house by
Saturday” I said, immediately she
hear that, she turned around and
faced me, our eyes met, I saw
those emotions in her eyes, the
pain that I have disappointed her.
“why, how manage, when, what are
you saying” she screamed; she was
finding it difficult to alter words out
of her mouth. i released my hands
on hers, I left for my room, she
followed me immediately, as I
entered my room, she followed
me, “wait, I want to understand
what you are saying” she said, “you
mean you are leaving me for
fausat” she said again, “yes” I
replied; “Is this a joke or what” she
asked, I didn’t know what to say
again as I looked into her eyes as
tears was rolling down her cheeks. I
knelt down, held her two toes,
begging her to forgive me. I know
she felt betrayed and disappointed
in me. Even me sef dey feel bitter.
Looking at her sharing those tears
in my presence, I wished that love I
once had for her will come back.
Indeed I have truly betrayed her,
how I wish I could find a way of
making it up to her. She turned and
left my room, leaving me still
kneeling down. I stood up, brought
out some of those things she
bought for me, took them to her
room, she was sitting on her
reading chair holding a picture we
took together. I dropped those
things on her table. As I was
leaving, she called my name, I
turned to her, “so you are serious
that you are leaving me” she asked,
I was totally speechless, I don’t
know how to answer her. I was still
looking into her eyes, “Yes I am” I
said, I turned around and left.
30 minutes later, I was passing by
her room, going outside to fetch
water from the well, I heard her
crying. I felt pity for her; but I just
have to go, let me not waste her
time.
Two days later, early in the
morning, seyi’s knock on the door
woke me up. I opened the door and
she came in. She said since I
wanted a break up, well she will let
me be but only in one condition.
She asked if I remembered the
first day she agreed to date me,
how I carried her on my arms from
the gate into my room. She said I
should be carrying her like that
from her room to the gate every
morning when she’s ready to go to
school, for 7days. With that, I was
free to go with fausat. I thought
about her condition, if I refuse, she
won’t do me anything but, I felt like
accepting it. I want to do it for her,
for the sake of the love we had
shared in the past. I accepted, she
left my room immediately. I went
and took my bath, took my
breakfast and left for school.
I was in school when fausat called
me, she asked me where I was, I
told her I was at the ATM stand,
close to Library in school. She said
she was coming to meet me there.
5 minutes later, behold gorgeous,
beautiful fausat walking towards
me. All eyes were on us as she
hugged me so tightly. She wore a
black jean trouser with a pink
beautiful short sleeve top. She has
this fine face and a beautiful body.
After withdrawing, both of us left
for tantiz to take our launch. As we
were going, all eyes were on us.
The way she was walking and
smiling with me, that sweet
confidence she oozes; people were
just looking at us. As we got to
motion ground heading to tantiz,
we saw seyi seated ontop of the
block seat students normally seat
on. She was stirring at us as we
walked by. I felt pity for her; fausat
saw her and laughed in a mocking
tone. She was so gentle and cool as
she seated.
The next morning was Tuesday, I
already knew that seyi had a class
by 8am. She had already finished
preparing, she stood at the
entrance of the flat, it seems she
was already waiting for me. I had
earlier accepted her conditions and
that day was the day I would start.
It was about 6:47am. As I saw her,
“good morning” she greeted me,
“how was your night” I asked, she
didn’t even bother to answer that;
“waiting for you” she said. I
stretched out my right hand
towards her shoulder area and the
other to her kneel. I carried her. As
I carried her out of the flat, heading
to gate, my neighbors who were
outside saw us and began to laugh,
hailing us, “love nwantiti” one of
the elderly man there said, only if
they knew that that the love has
gone sour, and that all was not well
with us. I dropped her outside the
gate and came inside while she left
for school.
I repeated the second day, third,
fourth and, on the fifth day was a
Saturday, I didn’t know where she
was going that morning, but she
was all dressed up as at 8am, I was
washing my cloths outside when
she came to tell me that she was
ready. I greeted her, she didn’t
even answer me. She turned her
back and left after telling me she
was ready. I rinsed my hands and
followed her. I know she was
pained, she has the right to be
because I have disappointed her, I
failed her when I left her, I allowed
my friends to mock her because I
was cheating on her. As I carried
her, I noticed she had lost some
weight, she was so lite on my
hands. She must have been
thinking and worrying so much that
she doesn’t even know that she
was losing weight.
The 6th day was a Sunday, I carried
her to the gate. When one of my
neighbor’s 6 year old daughter saw
us, she started laughing and said,
“uncle is carrying aunty seyi” I
smiled when she said it.
The final day was a Monday, it was a
public holiday. I just woke up, as I
was browsing on my phone, a text
came in, it read “am ready,” it was
from seyi. I checked the time and it
was 7:15am, I didn’t know where
she was going. I stood up, I went
outside my room and saw her at
her door, she wore a very beautiful
gown. I could remember, I
accompanied her to the place she
went to buy it. The gown was
sleeveless with beautiful flowering
stripes and designs. The first time
we went out together as lovers,
that was what she wore and all eyes
were on us that day as we walk
down the streets of somorine.
“You are looking gorgeous” I said
to her, “Thank you” she replied.
“How was your night” she asked. I
was surprised she asked how my
night was, because on previous
days when I started carrying her,
she doesn’t even ask me. This day,
I noticed that her countenance
changed, she seems to be in a
good mood. I told her my night was
great. I carried her, she has indeed
lost some more weight. As I was
taking her to the gate, she was
looking into my eyes, our eyes
were just gazed at each other. One
singular thing on my mind was,
“God please let this thing not
happen,” Is this the end of the
union! Some kind of strange
thoughts and imaginations started
popping up on my mind.
Immediately I dropped her outside
the gate, she left. It looked as if I
was free, I felt relieved. I realized
that the decision I want to take at
that moment was right and was the
best. I had to rush inside the house
and prepare as fast as possible, do
it before I change my mind. I took
my bath and off I went to gate.
Immediately I got to fausat’s
house, I knocked at the door, she
asked who was that, I told her it
was me, she rushed out
immediately as if she was waiting
for me. She was going to hug me
but I resisted. I flipped her body
away, “am sorry, am no longer
interested in this relationship, am
going back to seyi,” I said. She
laughed, “stop all these nonsense
joor,” she said. She asked me to
come inside but I refused. “Are you
serious” she asked. “yes I am” I
replied. She landed a slap on my
right cheek. Well I deserve it, I
caused it because I belittled
myself, I brought it upon myself
when I started double dating. I
turned around and I was leaving the
place. Fausat was calling me but I
never answered. I left the place and
left it for good, never to come back
there again. I went to a friend’s
place to stay, I know fausat must
surely come to the house to check
on me, so I didn’t go back home.
2 days later, I made up with seyi,
the love of my life; together we
shall be.
-------The End------

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"Fausat the Fish seller" Episode 2
continues...
She was speaking in Yoruba
while I spoke in English;
I couldn't speak much of
Yoruba but understood what
she spoke to me. She was just
so free with me, she asked if I
was Yoruba, I told her I wasn't.
“No wonder you can’t reply me
in Yoruba” she said in English.
She was so fluent. We began
chatting and I was asking her
questions about her school.
She said she just finished her
WAEC and JAMB examinations
and will be expecting the result
to be great and, she’s hoping to
use the Waec result to gain
admission into FCE Osiele. I
asked her why not university.
She said “University is for big
people”, I laughed. I
encouraged her, I told her
when it’s time, she should buy
the Jamb form and pick
Funaab. Only if she would
listen to me. We talked for
about an hour that I began
feeling guilty because she left
the fish she was supposed to
sell, and was talking with me. I
really enjoyed the
conversation. I told her to go
that when she comes the next
day, we will continue our
discussion. Only if she go meet
me for house. Because I had
decided to sleep over at a
friend’s place.
Two days later in the evening, i
and other guys and my girl seyi
were outside chatting and
playing when fausat ran inside
from the gate, we almost stood
up from our seats to run inside,
thinking it was danger, and
something was chasing her. Not
until I saw her smiling and
laughing as she ran towards me
and hugged me so tightly as if
her life depended on it. Other
guys were just standing and
watching. Even seyi was kind
of uncomfortable; who
wouldn’t be, when a girl just
went straight and hug your
boyfriend right in your
presence. She released me
immediately, smiling, with joy
on her face. I felt maybe she
had won a lottery. “Aunty seyi
good evening”, she greeted
seyi. She also greeted other
guys. Deji answered her with a
mocking tone. The girl sef no
send. She said she just went to
check her result, and guess
what, she had credit in all the
courses she wrote. Everybody
screamed in happiness. Fausat
had managed to warm her way
into our hearts in that
compound. Even my girl seyi
likes her. Everybody except but
deji, likes her. Even though she
sells fish, she comes around
most times to chat with us. I
really admired her “curiosity to
learn.” She is not shy, she’s
very beautiful that sometimes,
other funaab students in other
compound follow, toast her, but
she refuses. Seyi started
advising her to take away her
mind from going to FCE Osiele.
She should take Jamb and come
to Funaab(Federal University
Of Agriculture Abeokuta).
As time went on, Fausat
became freer with almost
everyone. She comes around
and anytime seyi was free, she
gives her some tutorial lessons.
This particular Saturday, other
guys had earlier travelled on
Friday. Seyi went to RCCG
Redemption camp and, she
would go to Lagos from there. I
was the only one in the flat.
Fausat came around at about
1:15pm. She asked after seyi, I
told that seyi travelled. She
knew that seyi and I are dating.
She said she was having some
difficulties with some Jamb past
questions. Well I took her to
my room. That was not the first
time she was coming into the
room, but that day’s entry was
special. I taught her for an
hour, I became tired of
teaching. I jokingly told her she
should take it to her boyfriend
to teach her the rest. She
laughed, she said she doesn’t
have a boyfriend; as a matter
of fact, she has not dated any
guy or had sex since she was
born. I was shocked when she
said that. I wondered how such
a pretty girl like her, because
she’s so damn pretty with a
good shape, men trembling at
her feet, wanting to just have a
piece of her. I asked her how
old she was, she said she was
20. This is the first time I was
asking her about some intimate
and personal details about her
life. She told me that many
guys have been toasting her but
she doesn’t like them. She said
the guys are bad and rough, but
she loves a gentle man, cool,
calm like me. Immediately she
said that, my heart did, “gbim
gbim gbim.” In excitement, it
was as if my bowels were
rolling. Looking at Fausat, one
may think she’s not sensible
and smart, but gush, she’s
intelligent and smart and, she
knows what she’s doing. Since
she started her tutorials in our
house, she no longer speak
Yoruba language much. She
speaks more of English. “Don’t
worry, I will marry you” I
replied her. She laughed,
“noooo, I don’t want aunty seyi
to kill me ooo” she said; I
smiled. She said that am a great
guy and seyi was lucky having
me as her boyfriend and, if not
that I was with seyi, if I ask her
out, she would gladly accept. I
was surprised hearing that
from her mouth. She indeed
loves me. But I am not a
woman player, am not into
multiple women as such, I
believe in one woman for a
man. But the devil has a way of
manipulating situations to his
own favour. Something in me
told me that that was my
opportunity. If it were to be
Deji or the other guys, dem no
go dull at all, dey would jump
into the offer. I started having
some bad thoughts in me, my
body temperature rose
immediately, it looked like
electric energy. That kind of
energy will solve Nigerian’s
electricity problems for one
whole year. I thought about it
again. Since me and seyi have
never had sex since we started
dating. She said she’s keeping
herself till marriage and I love
it and respect her for that. She
really loves me so much and I
do too. Looking at Fausat, body
no be firewood and I must do it
now or never, I thought to
myself. She was sitting on my
reading chair while I laid on
my bed. I no wan dull myself. I
noticed that women are fragile
and changes their mind easily.
If you notice that a woman
loves you, press on immediately
and go to her at that time,
because if you go later, she
might change her mind. I stood
up, went straight to where she
was sitting and began kissing
her; behold she responded, she
wanted it. Before we knew
what was happening, we ended
up on bed and the deed was
done. It felt like heaven, I
enjoyed it, she did too even
though it was her first time. I
took out the mattress to wash
due to the blood stains.
After the act that day, I began
falling in love with fausat. The
love I had for seyi began to die.
Fausat never seized. She always
come back for more. Sometimes
I do ask her to come when
nobody was around when it
comes to sex. In the presence of
everyone in the house, we
pretend as if nothing was going
on, but in secret we do the do.
This act kept on going on that
the attention I give to seyi
reduced, I love seyi with all my
heart, but there is something
about fausat that is holding me
bound, I can’t break loose;
maybe it’s the sex, because I
enjoy every moment with her. I
find her more jovial and
playful. I called couple of the
guys in my house and told
them I was screwing fausat but
they shouldn’t tell anyone.
Immediately I said that,
everyone shouted,
“heeeeyyyy.” They were
surprised how manage I could
do that. Because virtually all of
them have toasted her, they
made advances on her but she
turned them down. They
wanted to know how I pulled it
that it worked. I told them she
was the one that made
advances at me and I
responded. We all know guy
talk nah, everyone laughed as I
narrated. One of my
housemate, james said that,
probably she had already loved
me from the unset; I guess so
because she had always said I
was a nice guy. “How about
seyi,” dapo one of my
housemates asked. “Seyi dey
dia” I said as they laughed;
“badooo, badoo of life” they all
were hailing and shouting.
A week later after Jamb, fausat
checked her result and she
scored 231. She was so happy
when she came to our house. I
was the first person she
hugged, seyi was there. I know
what seyi may be thinking
because fausat no longer move
close to seyi as before. Each
time she comes to the house,
she virtually spends most of her
time in my room. I was
beginning to get bothered that
seyi may discover that
something is going on between
us. I have warned her several
times no to be visiting me as
much, but she wouldn’t listen.
She no longer calls seyi aunty
seyi. She calls her by her name,
“seyi.” Big girl things. She no
dey add uncle for my name
again sef as before. I and seyi
were sitting on a long bench at
the veranda when she came in
and jumped on me. As she
released me from the hug, she
greeted seyi, she held my hand
and dragged me into the house
heading to my room. I turned
my back and discovered that
seyi stood and was looking at
us as we walked to my room.
She looked helpless, shocked
like someone who is
disappointed in me. She should
be because I became the fool
for not standing by her. I
ignored her while fausat took
my hand as we left to my
room. I couldn’t help it as the
love I have for her was dieing
down. It looked as if fausat was
now running the show. As we
went into the room, we
smooched, kissed before she
left. It was becoming so glaring
to everyone that we were
dating. The joy I had each time
she comes around; anytime she
sees me, she’s so happy.
After fausat left, seyi came to
my room, she blasted me with
words that other students
started coming out of their
rooms to know what was going
happening. She was deeply
embarrassed by what I did. She
even accused me of sleeping
with fausat. I denied it, she
threatened to stop fausat from
coming to the house; but would
that be possible! I begged for
day, even bought her gifts just
to appease her. It took 2 weeks
for her to forgive me. But that
didn’t stop me from continuing
my play with fausat. Fausat’s
presence was like a virus that
infects the mind. Each time am
with her, I feel weak and I felt I
was beginning to go crazy in
love with her, only that I was
still managing to stay with seyi
out of pity.
As days went by, the distance
between i and seyi was
becoming wider. My body was
with her but my heart was far
away from her, she noticed it.
She could feel it but she
couldn’t stop it. She was
helpless. We quarrel sometimes
about Fausat. I always deny
each time she accuses me of
sleeping with her. Fausat
finally passed her post UTME.
Funaab gave her Business
administration which was her
chosen course. Though I was
kind of worried how she would
pay her acceptance fee and
other levies, her mom was just
a fish seller. That was what
they do to feed themselves but,
would it be enough for them to
raise the cash for all the
payments she would make in
Funaab! She had earlier told
me that her mother gave birth
to only her at her teenage age.
The man who impregnated her
mom was in London. He left
for London when she was 5.
Since then, they had not set
their eyes on him. He didn’t
even marry her, (fausat’s
mother). According to fausat,
she said they (the man and
them) do talk on phone and, he
was even married to another
woman in London. Fausat said
he had been promising to come
and see her and her mother
since over 5 years, but he had
never come. He will promise to
send money for their up keep
but won’t send. With all these, I
wondered how she will pay her
school fees and other dues,
though I promised to help out
in the little way I can.
Second semester ended and we
went for 3 months break. I
made sure I was
communicating with seyi to see
if that love I had for her when
we first started will come back,
but it never did. Rather it was
dwindling down. Each time I
want to think of her, I find
myself thinking about fausat,
the good moments and sex we
had. Sex is indeed powerful.
Even as we were far apart
physically, I still think of her.
We were communicating more
often by calls and whatsapp.
She gave me a very good news I
was happy about. She told me
that her runaway father was
back in the country, and infact
he had rented a 2 bedroom flat
for she and her mom in Oke-
ilewo and is planning to open
up a business for her mom.
Though he doesn’t have plans
to rekindle the love
relationship with her mom but
he just wanted the mother of
his daughter and the daughter
to be fine. Fausat also said he
got her a new Iphone 5 and so
many things. I was very happy
for her. She told me she had a
gift for me but she won’t tell
me what it was till I was back
in Abeokuta. She told me the
gift was huge and big. I became
anxious of coming back but It
was only remaining one month
before school resumes. She said
her dad was spoiling her and
her mother silly with money.
He gave her N200,000 for her
accommodation and she doesn’t
plan to go to hostel. I told her
to save some money aside so
incase her dad goes back to
London and never returns. She
said he(father) will return to
london but will be sending
money on a monthly basis for
her upkeep till she graduates,
and she will go over to join him
in London. I asked her why she
doesn’t want to go for the
school hostel. She said she had
seen a good apartment at the
back of sonikarz hostel in gate,
and is about N100k and she
would love me to move in with
her. That was why she doesn’t
want to stay in the hostel. I told
her I can’t move in with her;
and seriously I don’t consider
the idea good. She got angry
with me and ended the chat
immediately. I later called her
on phone and told her we
would sort it out when I come
back. She said she would love
me to come back early enough
to school immediately school
resumes, so I could help
arrange some few stuffs in her
soon to be new house. I agreed.
She sent me N1,500 recharge
card. Throughout that period,
she was just spoiling me with
recharge cards. I no even lack
recharge cards sef, she go just
dey send am give me.
Two weeks to resumption date,
fausat began to call me, she
said I should come back, she
was terribly missing me and
she wants me back so I could
help in packing her belongings
to the new house. Me, it has
always been a norm for me to
come back 2 weeks after
resumption. I don’t know how
fausat will take it if I tell her
that i still have till 4 more
weeks to come back. Me too
don dey miss the girl sef, I chat
with seyi often, even seyi told
me that she will be coming back
3 days to resumption. I don’t
want her(seyi) to notice or see
me helping fausat to pack her
things. That alone made me
change my mind, and I came
back a week later in the warm
and loving hands of fausat.
Even though I wasn't having
much feelings for seyi, I still
pretend to love her.
The day I came back, barely 2
hours I came back to Abeokuta,
fausat came to see me.
<<<<< To be continued from
Episode 3>.>>>>>>

FAUSAT THE FISH SELLER


“Was Sam okwaraji really killed by the
stray ball in the match between Nigeria
and India in 1990? Did the match really
end with India beating Nigeria by 99
goals to 1, and sam Okwaraji scoring the
only Nigeria’s goal? Is it really true that
during the match, the Indians made the
ball turn to stone; Nigerian players that
kicked it got injured. Some people even
said the ball got multiplied; some said it
turned to lion, chasing the Nigerian
players away from the field, and after
that, the lion turned back to ball and the
Indians began scoring till it got to
99goals. Sam okwaraji scored Nigeria’s
goal before he died there. Is this story
true? If it’s actually false then the person
who brought up this propaganda should
be laid flat on the floor and flogged and
given 99knocks for that”.
All that were my thoughts as I stood at
the entrance door to my flat, watching as
grasses were been soaked by droplets of
water. The rain just finished falling
heavily. I watched as light rain drizzled.
I was doing that to get my mind away
from seyi and all the troubles happening
in my life. How did all these began? How
it happened! This is my story.
I met her during our Gns classes when I
was in 100 level in Funaab. We sat close
to each other on the same seat. I began
chatting with her during the class and,
after the class, we continued the chat.
She said her name was seyi. I followed
her to Colnas (College Of Natural science
building). She said she was in MCB
(micro biology). Few days later, I asked
her out, she refused. I already knew
that’s how it would be. Girls like her are
very tough and hard to get. Before she
accepted for us to date, it took about 4
months, after I have talked, begged and,
all through that I never gave up on her, I
love her. There is something about her
that is so different, unique.
Finally she accepted; by them we were in
second semester 100level. She called me
that day, infact her call woke me up that
morning. She told me she had something
to tell me in school, that I should meet
her at one of the eateries at SUB by 1pm.
1pm came. After my lecture, I headed for
sub, I met her at one of the buka. I sat
down, I was anxious to hear what she
had to say, I thought maybe she had a
problem but that was not it. She broke
the news to me. That she has accepted to
date me. I was so happy, so joyous. The
way I screamed and hugged her, she was
embarrassed but I never mind. People
were just looking at us. I felt God has
answered my prayers. With all
excitement, I told her to follow me home;
thank God she wasn’t having any other
lecture for the day; me too, I wasn’t
having any other lectures. She agreed
and, straight away we went to somorine.
We got to somorine junction with a cab.
We entered a bike(okada). As I was
talking with the Okada man, I was sure
he noticed I was so excited, he couldn’t
ask me why. Both of us (me and seyi) got
to my house. This is not her first time of
coming to my house, she had been there
couple of times. But this time, it was
special. We got to my gate, the okada
dropped us, I paid him while he left. As
she wanted to enter inside, I drew her
back, I told her that I want to carry her
on my arms, she laughed. As she was
laughing, I lifted and stretched my right
hand to her back region and, my left
hand to her kneels, shifted it and before
she could say any word, she was already
on my arms with her hands circled
around my neck. She was screaming in
joy and laughing as we entered through
the gate. My fellow funaab housemates
were outside; they were all looking at me
in surprise. Some began hailing me
“chiefo, chiefoo of life”. I laughed as one
of them shouted, “Romance in action”.
She thought I would drop her at the steps
to my flat but, mba! I carried her
straight into my room with all joy and
happiness. We didn’t have sex. We just
talked, made merriment. I cooked a nice
Egusi soup for her, with chicken laps; we
ate.
Months later, in 200level, the
relationship between i and seyi was
going stronger and better. We were so
fond of each other. She later moved from
Camp where she was staying, she moved
into my own flat; she took one of the
rooms a friend who graduated stayed.
When she moved in, it made us closer.
We stayed in the same house. Everything
was so sweet until Fausat, “Fausat the
fish seller” just like we call her in my
compound came into the picture. The
sweetness between i and seyi turned
sour when Fausat came in.
This faithful Thursday, the rain just
finished falling, i and two of my
housemates were outside with our gate
wide open. We were just looking at
people passing by across the gate. We
were looking when 2 young girls, one
carrying pepper and the other fried fish
on her head were passing by the gate.
One of my house mates, Deji. He said he
would love to drink garri with fish.
“Garri and fish. Ahhh for this cold
weather” I said. We laughed. He went to
the gate and called them. They came, 2
of them. Both the one selling the fish and
pepper came. Behold, the one selling the
fish was so beautiful, fair in completion
with hour glass shape; with oval facial
shape and cute dimples, average in
height. She was wearing a black trouser
and white top, the clothes brought out
her shape. I barely noticed the second
girl with her because she never caught
my attention. Though the second girl was
chocolate skin, she was wearing a red
skirt and red top. As if she was going to
secret cult meeting. I assumed Both girls
should be in their late teens. I stepped
aside as deji and james my other
housemate were pricing the fish. Deji
began toasting the fair girl. He asked
her name. I guess she was shy as she
sheepishly said, “Fausat”. Most of their
conversations were in Yoruba. Though I
couldn’t understand much. But I heard
Deji telling her to come back the next
day, that they would buy more fish from
her. The other girl with chocolate skin
was even feeling uncomfortable. I guess
she felt rejected that all attention was
giving to the other Fair girl, Fausat.
When both girls had left, deji said that
he would date the fausat girl, but it’s was
just for sex. Deji had always been a girl
player. He changes women like a lady
changes cloths. Am sure the Fausat will
accept him. She’s an indigene and
indigenes dey like Funaab students
wella. Another major reason deji wanted
to date her apart from the sex was for
free fish. He will be getting free fish to
be drinking his garri and cooking food;
that was what he said.
Indeed he was getting the free fish as
time went on. For one week, anytime
Fausat comes around, deji and the other
guys might not have money to pay, but
fausat won’t disturb them. Fausat
became a familiar face in the compound,
we tagged her, “Fausat the fish seller”.
This particular Wednesday, I had
returned from school earlier, seyi was
yet to be back. Immediately I came back,
I went to bed to sleep. I was deep in
sleep when I began hearing people
talking and shouting; I heard a guy and
a lady’s voice. “me oshee” meaning “I
won’t do” the lady’s voice was saying.
“Kilode” the guy’s voice echoed. The
guy’s voice became louder; I woke up
immediately. The voices became more
clearer to me, it was deji’s voice and
fausat. I opened the door and went
outside the room. I met both Fausat and
deji quarreling. From what I could
deduced about their quarrel, deji
grabbed Fausat’s breast and she didn’t
like it. He was trying to have sex with
her but she refused. Deji almost slapped
her but, I grabbed his hand and
suspended it on air. He began pushing
her away to leave. Fausat said she was
not leaving unless he pays her the
money he’s owing. She said he and the
other guys were owing up to N3,500.
Sometimes they would collect fish from
her and will not pay her. Omo this one
na wahala ooo; N3,500, me no dey too
they follow them dey chop finish. She
started crying, I tried to pet her so she
could go, but she refused. Deji wasn’t
ready to do anything about it. His anger
was that fausat refused to have sex with
him. I begged till she finally carried her
fish and left. Though deji was kind of
shocked that fausat didn’t yield to his
advances, because other indigene girls
he had tried this antics on, all of them
fell, but fausat didn’t. Maybe the girl was
not like other girls.
Two days later, I was the only one back
from school in the flat. I heard a knock
on the door. I went out of the room to
the door of the flat to check who that
was. I opened the door and behold it was
Fausat. “uncle eka san,” she said, “How
are you” I asked, she said she was fine.
She said she wanted to know if we want
to buy fish. I began to wonder in my
mind. After everything that happened
the other day. The quarrels, tensions that
generated with the N3,500 owed by my
housemates; who else apart from me
does she feel will buy fish from her. She
still get the liver come ask if we want
buy fish. I realized she has an innocent
and a kind heart. After what the other
guys did to her, she still came back. I
told her that I don’t want to buy and
perhaps other guys who will love to buy
are not around. She said she liked me
out of other guys, that I was gentle and
cool headed, unlike the other guys who
are rough and behave like touts. He was
speaking in Yoruba while I spoke in
English; I couldn’t speak much of Yoruba
but understood what she spoke to me.
She was just so free with me, she asked if
I was Yoruba, I told her I wasn’t. “No
wonder you can’t reply me in Yoruba”
she said in English. She was so fluent.
We began chatting and I was asking her
questions about her school.
That was where another chapter of her
life began with me coming in.
<<<<<To be continued from Episode 2>>>>>