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The Presido is on duty, wailers beware!

Rip

Very funny..

A fitted t-shirt would have given the desired effect

Op has asked a very good question here..

Well said by cutehector.

Jesus said I and my father are one! He is doing the father's will while here on earth...

Remember the doctrine of the Trinity. Father, Son and Spirit being one... All of the three being God, yet working together in a believer's life.

Ask your pastor or Sunday school teacher for more on this.

Na by demand?

Akeelahtunez:
Wow!! Am so overjoyed,gaining admission and making good grade I wantu thank GOD 4dis
Am not d best but sure ahead of dem all


Advice,encouragements,critics are welcomed

Congrats.

Put in more effort, make this your lowest range of scores..

Hmmm

May help come to our Nigeria.

Gosh!

...

@op,why not re-arrange the lines of your dialogue..

powerfulsettingz:
I still don't know this urge of wanting to stone this woman alive I swear

Her works speaks for itself ni

Diezani cheats Nigeria by selling oil through intermediaries, Indian High Commissioner cries out.

The Indian High Commissioner to Nigeria, Ajjampur R. Ghanashyam, has revealed that the former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Allison Madueke sells crude to India through intermediaries, denying Nigeria’s treasury of the full proceed.

“From other countries, when we buy oil, whatever we want to pay, we pay to the Ministry of Finance of that country. In Nigeria, we pay to intermediaries. We would like to be dealing directly with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). It’s not a good thing. Why should we go through intermediaries?

“Secondly, we would also like to have long term agreement, which we have with many countries: Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and other countries from where we buy oil. Nigeria is the only country with whom we don’t have an agreement. When we write a letter to NNPC, we don’t get a response,” Mr Ghanashyam told Nigeria’s newspaper, Daily Trust.

India is reported to be Nigeria’s number one crude buyer now, an importation that grosses $15 billion yearly.

The newspaper quoting NNPC 2014 Annual Statistical Bulletin reported that India bought 136,419,844 barrels of crude oil from Nigeria.

The Indian High Commissioner added that apart from the lack of long-term agreement between the two countries on crude oil purchases, in 2006, an Indian company, Oil & Natural Gas Commission Videsh Limited (OVL) and Mittal Energy International, which is a joint venture between OVL, an Indian government company, and Mittal Energy a private firm, applied for oil concession. The Signature bonus sum of $25 million was paid, but neither was the oil concession granted nor the money paid returned to the Indian companies.

“How many years is it? Nine years. Even to get the concession is not possible, and the money is not refunded to us. For nine years your country has been sitting on this, and they make us go round and round and round. We buy $15 billion worth of crude oil per year and we have the potential of importing $50 billion worth of crude oil from Nigeria. We can buy more because our requirement is going up.

But if you continue to make us to pay through agents, and continue to ask us to buy from the swap market, it means you don’t trust us, and if you don’t trust us, we have to look for those who trust us more. We are making concessions to Nigeria by buying your crude oil because you’re our old friends and we’ve been friends for a long time, and your crude oil is better quality. But you must take our interest into account,” he added.


Source : http://omojuwa.com/2015/08/diezani-cheats-nigeria-by-selling-oil-to-india-through-intermediaries-indian-high-commissioner-cries-out/

aieromon:
Airtel for Shakira

Lol

engrjacuzzi:
barca will win this match.....anybody to bet with me?

The question is 'will Barca win the trophy?'

dubylhover:
that is what every epl team faces during xmas period...so its no excuse...busquets even said yu guys shudnt use it as excuse,so dont say no team can play 3 matches in 6 days..we do it england during festive periods whn they ar supposed to b on holidays

In fact, the tournament organizers didn't mean well for Barca at all.
How can they make us play three competitive games all within 6 days... Haba..

Captainswag225:
no mind them ooh, it will take them 50 years for barca to reach our level.

You ought know that Barca don't pursue trend, but passion. The thirst of medals would definitely make the players determine this reward.

Captainswag225:
lol, we are still the world club champions. Dont forget that.

Well, well. Almost true. Otherwise, any football record that's over 3years should discontenanced.

We can't afford to look backward too far.

Captainswag225:
we have 10 ucl titles, how many do u have?

But you wish it's your team that's playing this game tonight, isn't it?

It's not by the selfish players you have packed in your team....

Captainswag225:
we have 10 ucl titles, how many do u have?

But you wish it's your team that's playing this game tonight, isn't it?

But it's not by the selfish players you have packed in your team....

#TeamBarca

bykebyke:
As in eh the thing deh vex me.

Who knows, the linesman might have been paid.. .

Na wa o

Really?

Like seriously?

Any source??

pinkbee:
Guess what? Churches these days are worse than 'club house'.

I still see nothing wrong with her dress.

With all emphasis!!! Not all churches ....
your church may equate to a club house, definitely not all churches. Am certain the dress can be better, she choose that pattern and her spouse agreed to it.

Who knows, they met at the club house. And being joined in another version of 'CLUB HOUSE'

This berra be true!!

OK.

Oh! What a feeling that was!




Joy unspeakable.... Kind of

Great jobs I see all over this thread.

So glad this service and quality is available outside of those franchised expertrate outlets....

Funny Nigerian Politicians...

1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.
2) When sick, they go to Germany.
3) When investing, they go to America.
4) When buying Mansions, they visit London.
5) When shopping they go to Dubai.
6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas.
7) When educating their children, they select Europe.
When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem.
9) BUT, when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.....


I beg help me ask them, is NIGERIA A CEMETERY

CreamyAutos:
Nigeria police officers will be assaulting civilians but when Nigeria military men assault them they will begin to cry foul.

I remember when an army officer told my friend who is a police officer to come down from his bike and push the bike pass their check point, he was angry and turned back.

When he told me i laugh out loud.

Hmmmmm.

Police and military have not been good of friends since time immemorial.

The Lagos State Police Command Tuesday arrested two policemen for assaulting officials of the Lagos State Traffic Management Agency (LASTMA), who were on their legitimate duty.

Although details were yet unclear as at press time, THISDAY gathered that the policemen had assaulted the LASTMA officials for daring to confront them.

The policemen who were in a patrol van were said to have attempted to drive against traffic but were stopped by LASTMA officials.

Confronted by the supposed effrontery of the LASTMA officials, the policemen were said to have pounced on them.

Confirming the assault, the state Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni, warned policemen in the command to uphold the highest standards of their professional calling.


Source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/police-arrest-two-cops-for-assault-on-lastma-officials/216753/