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tosyne2much:
Sometimes I ask myself, don't these silly people who molest animals know that nothing is as pleasurable as kitty-cat?

Speaking from collosal experience. aint ya

merikims:
una good evening ooo.
logodwhiz Darling sorry for leaving u like that.na now i dey get time for myself too,am sorry love.hope u don whack sha?
fraiser u don open church...clap for itself.I no like ushering job I wan be financial accountant.

U wan take my job? i need a female P.A though.

Fraiser:
abeg o I get one question o, hope no b say na d passport wey upload during registration nysc go extract take do our ID card nd discharge certificate, d passport wey dey my green card na error o, e worst die

u think say the camera go change ur ugliness. if u like use 1m mega pixel camera, u would resemble Bounce of Burkinafaso.
Awon eyan weird MC and sagna.

Oyehomie:
Cos u av nt seen it, dat doesn't make it unreal guy....d fact dat u kno it does not exist is actually a prove dat it does... Fake tells u dere's original

but first u have to believe. true love does exist

Fraiser:
lol... No be u talk say na any meat u dey chop

Make i rephrase am, all kinds of moral-religion-guided-edible meat

Fraiser:
u dey eat monkey too?

*squeezing face that sounds like canibalism

Qutyjoice:
Neighbor! Neighbor!! Surest Neighbor!!! VillageGoat shd do for yur visitor.

u guys sha wanna kill villagegoat tonight

Fraiser:
lol... Am now a gud shelpard now o, all d sheeps are safe wit me bajebaje, u go soon dey here dia testimony for church, wait o, no tell me say na ushering beckytee dey o, upon da her angelic voice, I go see to her matter urgently, she has to b transfered com choir

LOL miolegba laye eh kojo

Fraiser:
lol... I know say u be vegetarian

Vege what! lol. i love to eat all type of meat except pork.

spixytinxy:
precious nibo, se u no no say villagegoat dey mk sense ni, we go kill villagegoat tk do easter pepper soup dat final

Kbs468 come warn ur wife

Fraiser:
yea God is wonderful, I can see dat a lot of beautiful babes trouping in to d choir now, since bro fraiser has been ordained d new choir master, my annointin always flows wen am in d company of beautiful ladies, kai church members will start enjoin gud presentantion soon wen I start d evenin rehearsal in my bedroom

Throwing a lion in a herd of sheep. #sippingorijin
beckytee kuku dey ushering unit

spixytinxy:
y shld we not kill villagegoat

Even though i like goat pepper soup, villagegoat is precious

Fraiser:
lol... If person won take goat do pet sef, e go b beautiful goat not villagegoat

OperationdontkillourVillageGoat

hammedkola:
I'm still doubting If I should go for this camp or not. My wedding holds on the 26th and would still be on honeymoon...

Congrats in advance. it's not how long, it's how well u enjoy ur honey.

wittyemi:
Thanks to GC's current best wifey a.k.a QUTYJOICE. Ciabonga *in Tu Baba's voice*.

siya bonga, swazi i think

Fraiser:
I tink UC is d best bur am not sure if it really save data

Operamini or Ucmini

wittyemi:
Thank you presido LogoDWhiz, my heart gladdens.Asantesanda *in Tu Baba's voice*.

asante sana (swahili)

NYSC sha, why wasn't i suprised. i urge all citizen to keep an open mind with all NYSC consistent inconsistencies, anything can happen.

Rukkyola:
i laff @ boring lyk NTA.
na only me dey house and light no dey.i no get friends hea.d smal friends wey i get dey sch.OYO IS MY CASE!

LOL

Rukkyola:
dat ur plan is nt complete.u neva add '2 chat on nairaland' me i no get anyplan o.i fit sleep,eat,watch music videos,commot,shikena house dey boring

Nairalanding is a constant k. house dey boring like NTA

Special birthday shout out to my nigga, oga patrick of our time. wittyemi. may God bless your new age.

#1732

Rukkyola:
oya gud morning uncle no vex.i think sey u no c me na im make.hw ur nyt and ur morning? Wat ar ur plans 4 2day?

My night was good, i plan to eat, sleep and eat again then later finish this book i'm reading.
so what are u doing today

Qutyjoice:
Lol....I'm not jor....Ya d Boss

All of me(cover) by Qutyjoice is currently being played by GCity fm 108.9.

Fraiser:
you gallant baba, I won organise small turnup for spixytinxy shop dis nyt nd I don make arrangement for babes, shey u go show abi u too don turn wife imposed born again, am very sure eaglevision go dey dia, da one na confirm sure boi, a correct man suppose sabi hw e go take balance marriage wit social gathering wit padis u know

Turn down for what! ama turn up pa. But the issue now nah iyalaje that snitches on us

Qutyjoice:
Oga Akorin

Aunty akorin

Rukkyola won't say good morning to uncle abbey abi. issokay

Fraiser:
baba I gbadun u jor, na u b real MAN

Gbayi padie

spixytinxy:
Unu goodnight oooo, iambibi if u like dey let jubrealguy friends dey deceive na u sabi, by d time him strt to show u him real colour, no call me oooo. I sure say na gbese him buy d ring wey him tk propose sef cos him don use all him last month salary tk drink for my bar

Alakoba ni iyalaje yi sha. @iambibi, spixytinxy no wan lose customer that's why she dey sow seed of discord.

wittyemi:
He is a good guy ooo,maybe both of you are yet to be fully bathed in the aqua of marital consciousness because I see both of u everywhere (separately) as tho u r still single when u r supposed to be spending quality time 2geda to make up for the lacuna of not properly courting. You both rushed into getting married,it was like a flash to me; but don't worry,he ll come round...Patience and tolerance is what you both need.

SPOT ON BRO

tosyne2much:
That's true bros but dis one case dey different

well they won so no comment

boboLIL:
Mk I go place bet online.... Goodnyt everybody

boss welcome back

Jubrealguy and iambibi, u guys shld learn to accomodate one another. nobody is perfect.
singing igbeyawo by oritsefemi