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Fraiser:
anyway I agree wit u, bur I will not talk much on relationship because I never experience one bfor

Seriously 4-5years at FUTA and u neva experience relationship. it's either u too dey serious with books or olosho things till take over.

hardie14:
my brother i sight you gidigba. how every na
** pls i have an issue with the word NIGHTCRAWLER. dont like it appearing in dsame sentence with me. i guess you know what that means**
thanks padi mi. your head dey.

lol, ok

I see hardie14 the nightcrawler somewhere in the city. oya greet us nah

CROBBOY:
They said in your joint you only have drinks for certain class of people (which some of them like Abbeyunique2 are running away already) and patronage is strictly by invitation from you.

So I have been holding my peace to avoid public disgrace (You know how Yuroba women vexation dey be na)

haba, i still dey patronize her nah

My boys don dey play, i wan watch ball small, #COYG #YagunnersYa #aha

Fraiser:
dis ur arinka n ja bata husband sef, na all d tym hin dey always stroll, make hin no come turn u to arinka o je ka mo ole oyo o
cc
abbeyunique2

I knw shey u go chuk mouth #monitoringspirit, u no sabi say strolling is part of exercise after sitting in office all day long.

Fraiser:
you are welcom jare ayami... Oh sorry ore mi

Cc blizzydodo #monitoringspiritmode

Fraiser:
babe y na, y did u see dat post as being denyin u na. U know I luv so much enh, am notin without u because u re d one dat made me somtin i am today. Dat is y I hav to take few tym to put modalities in place so dat I wil be able to giv u dat excellent care dat has always be my dream

naso dem dey talk, 10 yrs dem still dey be woman wrapper

Rrankdonga:
Omo guys house don taya me i swear.

Go join ur broda for comedy biz nah

Brimmie:
I nominate -QutyJoice -BlizzydoDo -Fraih -Fraiser
CC: Kbs468

one family kilode

Beckytee:
sure

Oya leggo, fraiser, where dem aboki dey sell suya for Golden city.

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I see saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. Whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, it doesn't matter.. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife


10. Walking Steps

Just because a lady can cat-walk like Beyonce, some guys go wan die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

Crab walk with bow/k leg

Baby beckytee, i feel like strolling out, shey o ma lo?

BlizzydoDo:
hmmmmmm! yuu de publicly deny mi ahbi

lol, u just sabi ur hubby ni abi?

boman2014:
http://thenationonlineng.net/kaduna-finance-ministrys-director-kidnapped/

Dem kidnappers wan collect from the national cake. either sambo dasuki or sambo aminu, sambo na sambo

This "still ringing" guys are quite mad

JaneJoanJohn:
Na wa o....its so so difficult keeping up with this thread.wow!..Where do I start from...Ok! Congratulations to those who met,got engaged and got married here.Happy Married Life!..Congrats to those who would be nominated for the awards(I just picked out bits and pieces)...I could be wrong though. Then special s/O to my everry pcm on this thread who crack me up all the time... Where is Rukkyola, miss off I go?
From all indications and using the incomplete TT as a point of reference, we should be expecting our CUL from 7th and 8th of March . Good luck to all of us,but like I've always believed, nysc wouldn't dare(not completing it but y'all know).Ciao.

@the bolded words, i will be happy cos this suspense pass this mexican series "second chance".

Fraiser:
my inlaw better hunger never wire u ni o, na hin go dey make u reason bath bfor u consume ur fud, u no dat kyn hunger wey go beat u wey b sey as u dey enter lyk dis na pot u go first go open for kitchen, u no see fud lyk dis, u start to dey para

LOL, i can relate to this esp when i was in sec sch then

MemphisDepay:
Playing Sisi by sexy steel. Melodious jam I tell you

original or remix?

#1518

sydneyboss:
lol, which one be chasecow Na

Chase- le
cow- maalu= le maalu. lol

Shammak:
Eyin ti Golden City... Bawo ni movement.. Ola ni March 30 fah

Fraih, u beta pour water for ur husband face.

lol, peeps wan collect award, dem no want dey award commitee. if everybody wan contest for election, who go be INEC?
hope peeps won't pull kanye/olamide though

Neeneeola:
I didn't say I was perfect did I. Pls go through my post well and get a perfect understanding before you quote me unnecessarily

as if i knew that this ish will degenerate to insult and exchange of word. so i'm asking and begging kbs468 not to quote or indirectly this neeneola post. shotigbo kbs468? i believe we are all matured. thanks all

Make i nominate as follows: 1) fraih 2) spixytinxy 3) bobolil 4) oyehomie i 4 nominate oluwafirefunmi, but e be like say she dey on holiday. cc kbs468

justified19:
I dont take it easy with people who think they are better cos they speak English better Dan some other people...

English is just a language...so is pidgin..

in fact, these people need to know d origin of d language sef..

iranu(X2)
lol

lol, that thing just dey some people body. imagine someone correcting my pidgin english? shout out to chucks.

Kbs468, we need to knw the categories of award

that is why i don't trust these westerners. they can't do anything without gaining from it.

FolabiBret:
There goes the translation:

Oruku tindi tindi, oruku tindi tindi, oruku bimo igba, gbogbo won lo le tiro fun.

bobo yi ti gbo gan o, indomie generation will neva understand

Chommieblaq:
There's nothing wrong in giving a lady transport fair any time she visit, u taking responsibility as a man.





Buh in the situation, where d lady is working, then it would be very wrong of her to always expect transport from the man, she should be able to take some responsibilities herself.

Any lady (working class at that matter), that always expect a man to take responsibility of even the smallest thing is not really a lady to build with.

well said, coming from a lady means quite alot. ur head correct no be small

wittyemi:
Reporting live from AA Rano fuel station,kuje,Abuja.
Somebody yaff break somebody's head with bottle ooo because of qwee...Abeg FRAISER, you wey dey threaten to forget bottle for people belle and nyash; the sight ain't nice @ all,as such,dont try that at home, PG is advised...Holla

oya snap pix make we see

FolabiBret:
@ d earlier posted Oriki ibadan.

*Ikarahun(Shell)
*Olohun (owner)
Meanwhile, @Flamings1, I would not entirely blame him for his conduct(which many have considered gross). There's something called Grammar Pedantry Syndrome---It's an offshoot of the 'Obsessive Compulsive Syndrome' in neuro-psychology. It wells-up a drive for perfection in people; thereby turning them into 'pedants'--perfectionists .

you wan commot my tooth abi? Oya translate the bolded in English.

dejiconde:
ole, wonbia, wonbiliki elenu faya.... lol

rotfl, makes me remember my grandma. s/o to her. she can abuse!.