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joeydozzy: chai, who you wan date, Kobe Bryant?

If he's still available

I'm 5'6, so it's not difficult for me to meet guys that match my height requirement lol.

A guy must be at least 5 inches taller than me. My smallest heels are 4 inches tall, so I still want my man to be taller than me when I've got my heels on.

ikekings: Huh? You must be joking...

Nope -_-

I was just about to pm you to ask you if you've been banned yet




.... Guess not

ikekings: Lol... True.... **hands crossed, legs vibrating waiting for my ban**

Hahaha I'm blaming it all on you! Be warned

ikekings: Of course now... ...

In the womb abi? Or were you at the preconception stage?

ikekings: Lol... The last time I heard your name “abigail” was like in 1990... I thought the name is now extinct... ...

Were you even alive in 1990?

ikekings: Lol... The last time I heard your name “abigail” was like in 1990... I thought the name is now extinct... ...

Hahaha that ain't my name. I'm just used to people on NL calling me Abigail that I've just decided to stick with it. Better than announcing my real identity for the whole of NL to see.

ikekings: ... Abigail right?

Yes.. Why do you ask Ikechuku emeka?


*Don't curse my life, I can't speak Igbo o*

ikekings: Lol... Crazy girl... ....

ikekings: I gat nothing beneath my armpits.. They are clean... But, gat some down there... ...

You've got pubes down there?

... So you should, you're a grown man

ikekings: Nah.... **singing wide awake by katy perry**

Lol oya entertain me before I fall asleep

ikekings: Wow!!! A+ for that... ##very bored

Bedtime?

Shollypopz: .

This girl you never stop, ain't you tired?! I admire you sha. Fight for what you believe in.

ikekings: You must be a time keeper...

And you must be bored...

ikekings: Past hour? You must be joking... ...

Certainly not. For the past 2 hours then

ikekings: Hmmm... We are derailing.. ...

Isn't that what we've been doing for the past hour or so

ikekings: Lol... **don't even know the english translation**...

I give up lol

ikekings: Ahhh.... Yawa don gas be dat now...

I actually don't know what you've said lol

ikekings: Are you on bbm? ...

Lol no. iPhone

ikekings: LMFAO....

Fb inbox me or ping me

ikekings: Confidential...

Inbox

ikekings: I know how to get you...

Lol how?

ikekings: I'm on mobile... No pics on my mobile... Me no go vex for you now... You are a cutie... If not, i go vex...

Vex or no vex, I still want to see your abs.

lalaosky: ehn!!!!...abiL, see what i've been telling you...from tapping, he will soon be pulling your short skirts up!!!

Me I'm omo Jesu. I don't wear short skirts