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ikekings: Abi now...

Ike now.. Let's not derail this thread again tonight lol

ikekings: “abil” and “j12” beefing scene...

I ain't wasting my energy on him.

dayokanu: So how far babe

Very far. As far as the North Pole

2buff: Abigail you better respond to your email with immediate effect!

I never got any

Ucheosefoh: my bad I did nt see it but hmmmm na fine face u go chop abi na moni u go chop

Yep fine face

I have to wake up to his face every morning. Don't want something ugly to wake up next to.

I make my own money.

ikekings:

Share the joke

dayokanu: I am 6ft 5 trust me. You have nothing to worry about

Okay. Thanks for the info

53cur3m0d3: And I'm hellbent on gettin U back by hook or crook

LOL Nigerian guys and their chat-up lines

J12: lmao. Look whos bragging about being good looking. . Gurl, if you look better than Gabourey sidibe, i'll set my laptop on fire.

You have a laptop??

Wait there one sec, I'll help you set it on fire. You waste of sp[e]rm!

&& I ain't bragging b[i]tch. It's a fact. Now slap yourself. I'm done chatting to someone that looks uglier than my poo.

Your teeth is still f[u]cked, in fact, your whole face IS f[u]cked. B[i]tch-a[s]s-nigga.


In fact, your whole generations must be f[u]cked for you to have been born looking like that. You and your screwed-up-overcrowded-teeth

Ucheosefoh: who in particular MI or Messi ?

Didn't you see the name I started the sentence with?

53cur3m0d3: @abil,I'd hav askd for a meeting but U're in the UK so chances are limited.I'm not braggin bout my height,and I'm not discriminating against short gals.I luv short gals cos they're portable especially wen dancing.hav U ever seen a short gal put on a mini?ur head'll spin..FYI, my first 2 gfs were short

You've lost me.

bayulll01: bros how long is ur d1ck

You MUST be gay

J12: lmao. Look who's talking, you should be grateful that you saw a cute dude today, you aint gonna see any till christmas or i post another pic.
So gurl, be grateful and give thanks

I look better than your whole family put together. Fact!

I date guys better looking than your friends and families put together X2. Fact!


Ps: get your teeth fixed b'cos there ain't nothing cute about them. Fact!


You mad?

J12: lmao. Is that so? Then You can kiss my àss, it looks better than my teeth. Do you wanna see it?

Yes please -_-

While you're at it, get your teeth fixed. Or at least cover them up with your lips when you're taking pics

53cur3m0d3: Why'd we lie bout our heights wen U can see us?guys only lie bout d**ks

When can I see you? No one here has a picture to prove how tall they are, and I doubt none of us will meet face to face. So people can lie about their height on here.

J12: Stop the beefing, just admit that i'm cute and we'll get along.

Sorry you're not my type. I like to date guys that I can actually kiss without puking

nacotic: *Walks into d thread balancing my 6ft3inches tall well shaped body on perfectly straight yamless legs n luks around 4 a lady dat is at least 5'9, finds none n walks out gracefully*

Odabo! Don't let the door hit your behind.

Ucheosefoh: I understand where u are heading 2 but what if somebody like Messi or MI start crushing u will reject dem base on their height

MI?? Eewwww! God forbid bad thing. I don't care how much naira he has got, that guy is short AND ugly.

Shollypopz: oh, d jokes and diss I could make from ur post.........

Lol trust me. I'll just let him be.

A lot of you guys are lying about your height, when you all should be bragging about the size of your d[i]cks. Hahaha

6 foot tall my a[s]s

Ucheosefoh: dat means u are short na cus ur smallest heels na 4 inches and oda heels are 6 to 7 inches high lol *justasking*

I'm 5'6. Yep most of my heels are 6 inches (longer than some people's d[i]ck )

This is soon gonna turn to World War III

You must be intoxicated. Did you by any chance down a litre of absinthe before posting this garbage?

Goldieluks:
Tattoo boy.....wadup wif ya tooth??

I asked him the same question. Teeth looking like a bunch of bananas.

Hahhaha ^^^^^

J12: Check me out
https://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2607159971/image.jpg

Don't bite me... But what's going on with your teeth?

joeydozzy: oooh, I actually pictured you to be 5 10" lol.

Lol oya subtract 4 inches from your imagination