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RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:38am On Sep 21, 2012
lalaosky: her pathfinder should be applauded...he/she has eyes for enlightned shawty's
Pathfinder?? huh
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:37am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]lol, dreamers' eyes......dream on baby[/quote]Don't worry. You keep dreaming about the day you will leave the village. Have faith, and your dreams will come true.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:36am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]*yawns* this is a punishment.....ok big sis. I understand what you going through...you stressed up and you need to unwind.... C'mon, let it out on me... You have my permission. That scarf is to keep my hair in place and not interfere in my work.....unlike yours but nevertheless, its still cool.[/quote]God forbid I'm a big sister to a gorilla look-a-like. Abeg don't try and attach yourself to me, you parasite.

I'm not stressed. I'm enjoying this. It's entertaining. Fighting with chucky's long lost sister is very entertaining.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:30am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]um...dont you mean later today, miss city mentality? thanks for heeding to my advice.....sweetdreams darling.[/quote]Later today, later tomorrow... It still won't change the fact that you ain't coming out of your village anytime soon
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:28am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]thanks for heeding to my advice.....sweetdreams darling.[/quote]Nah f[u]ck this and f[u]ck you if you think I'm going to sleep because of you. A lot of us have day jobs, a phrase that you probably won't recognise.

I feel sorry for you. I pity you. You think I'll get a high blood pressure because of you... Child please. You need to get your head checked. That scarf you've got on is depriving your brain of oxygen. Since you haven't got anything in that hollow head of yours, you might want to preserve the little you have left.

Coming on here looking like king kong's sister. Oshi.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:21am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]if you keep at this pace, you might just leave here with an increased blood pressure and I hate to hear that a dragon or is it a cougar -in-the-making died before she could even be recognised...... I prescribe valium to your case....switie, you really do need to calm your nerves.....you sound too desperate for a victim this night...... I hate to see those eyes closed up forever[/quote]l reply you back tomorrow. Got work tomorrow. But during my break I'll holla back. Dont you worry.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:21am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]if you keep at this pace, you might just leave here with an increased blood pressure and I hate to hear that a dragon or is it a cougar -in-the-making died before she could even be recognised...... I prescribe valium to your case....switie, you really do need to calm your nerves.....you sound too desperate for a victim this night...... I hate to see those eyes closed up forever[/quote]I will reply you back tomorrow. Got work tomorrow. But during my break I'll holla back. Dont you worry.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:14am On Sep 21, 2012
lalaosky: O mehn, can't believe abiL joined on the 13th of this month!!...that's fucking impressive!!
Lawdy dawdy, this chick got game
a future cougar in tha making for real..its time i sit up and watch this bad arsse chick!!
kiss
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:13am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: Common!
I don dey like u already...u r sweet...gbabe!
Ose
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:12am On Sep 21, 2012
ikekings: Lol... Tell me what you understood from my write-up...
I only understand Yoruba lol
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:11am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]she-dragon[/quote]Constipated she-goat.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:10am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]thats it, you said it all, we aint on same level...... I do without name callings, so if you are game, lets begin.......lol....yuck, just wish you really know how you sound, with the foul names, miss psychologist.........move on to the next victim.[/quote]Why does it bother you so much that I'm a psychologist. Can't you get a job? Do you want a job? I can help you out. Prostitutio[n] might not be it because I doubt anyone would want to sleep with you, but I can provide you with a bag that you can use to cover your head.


Move on to the next victim? ... Nah. I'm not done with you. You transsexual looking goat.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:06am On Sep 21, 2012
ikekings: Abi? Rapu ya ka o na eme ka uche ya raa...
What did I do?
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:06am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: This is a thread of no mercy...nobody cares if u r a F or M....once u r in here in d Arena, then be ready to fight!
I'm always ready to fight.

Na my mama born me. && she did a great job
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:05am On Sep 21, 2012
ikekings: This babe ”abil“ is a newbie on nairaland... She's already pulling weight... I wonder what will happen when she clocks 2months on nairaland...
Ahh we thank God. Don't worry, after a few months I won't be a newbie anymore
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 1:02am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]ooops! My bad, you must poardon me, my dear. I think my eyes are failing me, nevertheless, you cant do without the names calling, right? I think you need to see a fellow psychologist.....instead of the foul names, endearments can do. Try it, honey, it works like magic.[/quote]It's that all you've got? The way I would have happily given you a slap for wasting my time.

Nope I can't do without the name callings. Why should I, when there are sc[u]mbags like you still in existence.

Honey ko, sugar ni. Look at your life with all those newly learnt words. First na babygirl, then came sweetheart, followed by dear, and the latest one honey. Well done! Your teacher will be proud.

If you have nothing better to say back to me, do kindly f[u]ck off and go and pick on another yeye person.

We ain't on the same level.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:53am On Sep 21, 2012
lalaosky: chillax...will announce the score when its over...dont wanna sound biased...ehen, howfa that okpeke wey i sample give you?
What score? huh
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:49am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]lol, you know something sweetheart, I never denied the fact that am a village girl... Idowu can testify to that..... But you making me beleive otherwise about you.... Googles na oldschool, contacts na newschool....so what are you saying?[/quote]First of all, who's idowu? Your aunt?

There's a difference between google and goggles. Google it up!

It's called glasses or specs nowadays. I doubt they have tv in that village of yours. It's not your fault sha

If you sweetheart me again, thunder will strike you. Stop using slangs you've heard from American films. It's sad
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:42am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, Idowu mentioned something like that earlier but the thing is I dont want to go insane from scratching...trust me, I have tried it before....[/quote]Village mentality.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:41am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]no no no no babygirl, stick to the civil world. No name callings. Can you do that?
Exactly my point, it has been checked already but needs help urgently, hence, the need for contacts. Dont wana wear goggles.
BTW, your eyes are lovely...somewhat like a dreamers' eyez.[/quote]We ain't cool, don't go calling me babygirl. You ain't about that life.

Goggles??... Village girl. This is 2012, catch up!

My eyes are lovely, thank you. Can't say the same about yours.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:37am On Sep 21, 2012
lalaosky: Choi, i never knew what sholly and co enjoys from watching from the sidelines till i tasted it...so effn intresting
ike, rush o..i don book sit for you
*singing nelly's HOT N HERRE*
Hahahaha

Hope you're taking your clothes off
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:35am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: Ask abiL na?
Abi u be gay?
Lets know before we endorse?
I only do girls
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:34am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, but I can still get loans, you know....seriously, if you recommend your type/shape of face to the surgeon, I will rather stick to mine...pear-shape aint my thing but the eyes are cool though. Do you know anywhere I can get contacts such as yours?[/quote]Na wa for your eyebrows oo.

Have u heard of a thing called tweezer. You might need to give them a try
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:33am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, but I can still get loans, you know....seriously, if you recommend your type/shape of face to the surgeon, I will rather stick to mine...pear-shape aint my thing but the eyes are cool though. Do you know anywhere I can get contacts such as yours?[/quote]Hahaha foolish girl. Your stupidit[y] is entertaining me. Why would I wear contacts? I'm not some primary school girl. Those are my real eyes. How do they look like contacts to you? You might want to get your eyes checked
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:31am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: Have u tried the real men.....u wanna hook up?
-_______-
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:28am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: She likes u....trying to make sure ur beautiful face is not marred....can u block punches?
And who in their right mind would want to punch me?
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:26am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, thats true, I forgot to mention that...that face of mine. So, you game?[/quote]I could point you to some surgeons. Doubt you'll be able to afford it
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:25am On Sep 21, 2012
ikekings: Seriously, how do you feel when typing this?
I felt goooood
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:25am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: Ooohh...u r gonna be good for this project....ur personal text said it all....u wanna hook up?
Hook up ko hook up ni
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:24am On Sep 21, 2012
ayobase: Dont get burnt.......Let me go check out ur profile first!
What?
RomanceRe: Romance Section Battles 1. by abiL(f): 12:21am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=Maria-G]psychologist, thats the problem, I need counselling.....are you still working for that charity organisation?[/quote]You need more than counselling with that face of yours

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