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lalaosky: her pathfinder should be applauded...he/she has eyes for enlightned shawty'sPathfinder?? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-G]lol, dreamers' eyes......dream on baby[/quote]Don't worry. You keep dreaming about the day you will leave the village. Have faith, and your dreams will come true. |
[quote author=Maria-G]*yawns* this is a punishment.....ok big sis. I understand what you going through...you stressed up and you need to unwind.... C'mon, let it out on me... You have my permission. That scarf is to keep my hair in place and not interfere in my work.....unlike yours but nevertheless, its still cool.[/quote]God forbid I'm a big sister to a gorilla look-a-like. Abeg don't try and attach yourself to me, you parasite. I'm not stressed. I'm enjoying this. It's entertaining. Fighting with chucky's long lost sister is very entertaining. |
[quote author=Maria-G]um...dont you mean later today, miss city mentality? thanks for heeding to my advice.....sweetdreams darling.[/quote]Later today, later tomorrow... It still won't change the fact that you ain't coming out of your village anytime soon |
[quote author=Maria-G]thanks for heeding to my advice.....sweetdreams darling.[/quote]Nah f[u]ck this and f[u]ck you if you think I'm going to sleep because of you. A lot of us have day jobs, a phrase that you probably won't recognise. I feel sorry for you. I pity you. You think I'll get a high blood pressure because of you... Child please. You need to get your head checked. That scarf you've got on is depriving your brain of oxygen. Since you haven't got anything in that hollow head of yours, you might want to preserve the little you have left. Coming on here looking like king kong's sister. Oshi. |
[quote author=Maria-G]if you keep at this pace, you might just leave here with an increased blood pressure and I hate to hear that a dragon or is it a cougar -in-the-making died before she could even be recognised...... I prescribe valium to your case....switie, you really do need to calm your nerves.....you sound too desperate for a victim this night...... I hate to see those eyes closed up forever[/quote]l reply you back tomorrow. Got work tomorrow. But during my break I'll holla back. Dont you worry. |
[quote author=Maria-G]if you keep at this pace, you might just leave here with an increased blood pressure and I hate to hear that a dragon or is it a cougar -in-the-making died before she could even be recognised...... I prescribe valium to your case....switie, you really do need to calm your nerves.....you sound too desperate for a victim this night...... I hate to see those eyes closed up forever[/quote]I will reply you back tomorrow. Got work tomorrow. But during my break I'll holla back. Dont you worry. |
lalaosky: O mehn, can't believe abiL joined on the 13th of this month!!...that's fucking impressive!! |
ayobase: Common!Ose |
ikekings: Lol... Tell me what you understood from my write-up...I only understand Yoruba lol |
[quote author=Maria-G]she-dragon[/quote]Constipated she-goat. |
[quote author=Maria-G]thats it, you said it all, we aint on same level...... I do without name callings, so if you are game, lets begin.......lol....yuck, just wish you really know how you sound, with the foul names, miss psychologist.........move on to the next victim.[/quote]Why does it bother you so much that I'm a psychologist. Can't you get a job? Do you want a job? I can help you out. Prostitutio[n] might not be it because I doubt anyone would want to sleep with you, but I can provide you with a bag that you can use to cover your head. Move on to the next victim? ... Nah. I'm not done with you. You transsexual looking goat. |
ikekings: Abi? Rapu ya ka o na eme ka uche ya raa...What did I do? |
ayobase: This is a thread of no mercy...nobody cares if u r a F or M....once u r in here in d Arena, then be ready to fight!I'm always ready to fight. Na my mama born me. && she did a great job |
ikekings: This babe ”abil“ is a newbie on nairaland... She's already pulling weight... I wonder what will happen when she clocks 2months on nairaland...Ahh we thank God. Don't worry, after a few months I won't be a newbie anymore |
[quote author=Maria-G]ooops! My bad, you must poardon me, my dear. I think my eyes are failing me, nevertheless, you cant do without the names calling, right? I think you need to see a fellow psychologist.....instead of the foul names, endearments can do. Try it, honey, it works like magic.[/quote]It's that all you've got? The way I would have happily given you a slap for wasting my time. Nope I can't do without the name callings. Why should I, when there are sc[u]mbags like you still in existence. Honey ko, sugar ni. Look at your life with all those newly learnt words. First na babygirl, then came sweetheart, followed by dear, and the latest one honey. Well done! Your teacher will be proud. If you have nothing better to say back to me, do kindly f[u]ck off and go and pick on another yeye person. We ain't on the same level. |
lalaosky: chillax...will announce the score when its over...dont wanna sound biased...ehen, howfa that okpeke wey i sample give you?What score? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-G]lol, you know something sweetheart, I never denied the fact that am a village girl... Idowu can testify to that..... But you making me beleive otherwise about you.... Googles na oldschool, contacts na newschool....so what are you saying?[/quote]First of all, who's idowu? Your aunt? There's a difference between google and goggles. Google it up! It's called glasses or specs nowadays. I doubt they have tv in that village of yours. It's not your fault sha If you sweetheart me again, thunder will strike you. Stop using slangs you've heard from American films. It's sad |
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, Idowu mentioned something like that earlier but the thing is I dont want to go insane from scratching...trust me, I have tried it before....[/quote]Village mentality. |
[quote author=Maria-G]no no no no babygirl, stick to the civil world. No name callings. Can you do that? Exactly my point, it has been checked already but needs help urgently, hence, the need for contacts. Dont wana wear goggles. BTW, your eyes are lovely...somewhat like a dreamers' eyez.[/quote]We ain't cool, don't go calling me babygirl. You ain't about that life. Goggles??... Village girl. This is 2012, catch up! My eyes are lovely, thank you. Can't say the same about yours. |
lalaosky: Choi, i never knew what sholly and co enjoys from watching from the sidelines till i tasted it...so effn intrestingHahahaha Hope you're taking your clothes off |
ayobase: Ask abiL na?I only do girls |
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, but I can still get loans, you know....seriously, if you recommend your type/shape of face to the surgeon, I will rather stick to mine...pear-shape aint my thing but the eyes are cool though. Do you know anywhere I can get contacts such as yours?[/quote]Na wa for your eyebrows oo. Have u heard of a thing called tweezer. You might need to give them a try |
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, but I can still get loans, you know....seriously, if you recommend your type/shape of face to the surgeon, I will rather stick to mine...pear-shape aint my thing but the eyes are cool though. Do you know anywhere I can get contacts such as yours?[/quote]Hahaha foolish girl. Your stupidit[y] is entertaining me. Why would I wear contacts? I'm not some primary school girl. Those are my real eyes. How do they look like contacts to you? You might want to get your eyes checked |
ayobase: Have u tried the real men.....u wanna hook up?-_______- |
ayobase: She likes u....trying to make sure ur beautiful face is not marred....can u block punches?And who in their right mind would want to punch me? |
[quote author=Maria-G]yea, thats true, I forgot to mention that...that face of mine. So, you game?[/quote]I could point you to some surgeons. Doubt you'll be able to afford it |
ikekings: Seriously, how do you feel when typing this?I felt goooood |
ayobase: Ooohh...u r gonna be good for this project....ur personal text said it all....u wanna hook up?Hook up ko hook up ni |
ayobase: Dont get burnt.......Let me go check out ur profile first!What? |
[quote author=Maria-G]psychologist, thats the problem, I need counselling.....are you still working for that charity organisation?[/quote]You need more than counselling with that face of yours |
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