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Goldieluks: that kind pin fit wound person, nope.

Loool the poor guy

2buff: Steroids? LOL.
I know its hard for girls to understand this given the amount of artificial accessories y'all feel the need to adorn yourselves with before you consider yourselves presentable....but not everything that looks good is artificial . Men are not women.

Notwithstanding your fawkup sha, you're a cute girl. Just get more manners to u.

Your life is f[u]cked. With a face like yours, you have no place in commenting on what other people use to make themselves "presentable". Even make-up wouldn't bring you up to standards. Pele. It's not your fault.

Ps: you're not hench, you're fat. Just because I said steroid doesn't mean that I'm fascinated by your extra calories.

Adaeze003: y na? really wanted to see the person behind the crazyfunny posts..

My image is on my profile

Goldieluks:

Hahhaha Goldieluks ain't you going to take his pin?

ikekings: Hahahahahaha this got me laughing like a mad man... Mademoiselle am just joking... Don't mind me... LMFAO

Lol

Andyblaze: how did the tyre climb ova dere

Tyre climb? See me see foolishness. Can inanimate objects move, let alone climb.

24/7 light

Tellmeurmind: hahahahahaha! No woman no cry! wetin i do dis chic? dem send u to me?. The fact is that men cant do without women and d same way back.Am not against u pple but rather appreciating u. Atleast,u pple gave me d opportunity to come to dis world.

Loool just thought I'd let you know what girls keep in their bags since none of your goats can carry handbags

2buff: Control your tongue girl! We are not mates still.

If you are 21 why say you are 12? And then you dare open your mouth to insult me afterward when no insult was given.
You can do all that to college boys your age but you will stop that with me right now.

Looool you might want to stop taking the steroids. Too much testosterone leads to increase aggression.

"you will stop that with me right now" Hahahahaha don't make me laugh.

So when I said I was 12, you actually believed me? See your life.

ikekings: Lol... Na kids sweet pass dis days nw... ”Catch them young“...

Peadophile alert

2buff: Young lady, a question: why did you pose like that if you weren't expecting someone to comment on your butt?

Young man, what's is your problem with the way I choose to respond. If it affects you so much, go and jump off a bridge.

CFCfan: I'm guessing abiL is between 19-21 years old.

I'm 21. Turning 22 on Christmas day.

@2buff ...Hope that has answered your question. Amebo

You mean you stole the phone?


If its was rightfully yours, you would have called your network provider to sort the issue out.

AmBeautiful: am speaking to all women generally, advising them!

Didn't Insult anybody!

When did I say you insulted anyone?

Me saying "stop generalising" isn't an indication of any perceived insult. Don't get your blood pressure high o

nikkyshyne: Abil, na you biko. I dey hail. Lmao

Hahaha thanks

[quote author=unwana-abasi]10 Rules 2keep men of nowadays

1. Give him space
2. Be loyal
3. Be patient
4. Don't ask for something ur father can't afford
5. Don't nag
6. Stalk him
7. As far as he doesn't cheat 2ur face or take her calls in ur presence. Don't complain manage it. Ur nxt might be worse
8. Be proud of him
9. Be faithful
10. Pray for him[/quote]Wrong wrong wrong! That one applies to olden days men.


To keep a man of nowadays:
• Know how to f[u]ck real good
• Know how to use your mouth to blow him good
• Don't nag him too much
• Know how to cook

&& even when you've done all of this, there's no guarantee that he's still not going to cheat on your as[s].

So you have to know how to fight (Kung fu style). So that when you find out that he's cheated on you, you can beat his sorry as[s].

Then dump him and move on to the next guy.

We keep our make-ups, purse, perfume, phone, hair brush, tampons, earphones etc. in there.


Oh and a gun for people like you who don't know how to mind their business

If we feel the weight nko... Are you the one carrying our bags?

Stop generalising. Not all women maltreat their live-in helpers.

HIV isn't a feeling. You definitely need to go to a clinic to get checked. You might not have HIV, you might. If you do, it isn't the end of the world.

It looks like he's got small kokoro (insects) on his chest and arms.

2buff: I'm guessing you're still in your teens?

Yes I'm still 12.

ikekings: If to say am not married....**comment reserved** All the same, you look cute....

Ehmm.. thanks lol

hornipipe: i like dah batty

God loves you

[quote author=*Kails*]

At least Rita Dominic and Gen, are still hot!! [/quote]we just need to pray that the one with the wig still has her receipt so she can get a refund.

plus that one with the geek glasses looked like she put her make-up on in the dark and forgot to look at the mirror before going out.

Don't bite me oo




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You mad?

@OP are you sure your brain is still intact?

Even you stated that she left you "tactfully". Girls like that are only good for one thing... S[e]x. You too use her for sex and dispose of her tactfully when you're done with her.

If she's not there through the bad, why should you entertain her when things are good.

Tellmeurmind: Guys, what are u gonna do if ur Gal waiks in one day and tells u that she misses her period which means she is pregnant for u. Within u, u knw it belongs to u but u r not ready to father a child for now? Gals,if u find urself in dis situation,wat wld u do?

Misses her period... Lol

What happened? Did the period go on holiday?

@tellmeurmind

How will this benefit your life?

Rudebwoy: Why all di girls dem come ugly like this naa?

The one with the blonde wig needs to return it and get her money back.