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ItsModella: It's not that boring...

ItsModella: Do you love Economics? It was a documentary that talked about what led to the 2008 US financial crisis and how it could have been averted..

Shollypopz: If I slap you, u will say yee!!

@abiL: I had to be drunk to do that sh1t and gosh, I felt "it" was going to swallow my whole face.
No d1ck is big enough to fill ur poosie, kegel can't save u hun.

manny4life: Haha, but that's not how we do it na,

But o, when coming, here's what to bring -

1. 6 cartons of beer

2. 5 cases of malt or non alcoholic beverage

3. 1 case of Dry Gin

4. 1 bag of Kolanut

5. 3 types of lace material

6. Finally, N1,000 in cash (refundable)

Bring all these and we can start the process.

CFCfan: It's good that ur a single though.

manny4life: Haha, well let me consult his mother first..lol

xynerise: Stammering is his nature. He can only speak faster when your slap his ears

manny4life: Phone # and Email? lol

binger: Whatever...the same babe would
go in cursory search of it once evryone is asleep

xynerise: He might call his brother or next door neighbour to help him out.

manny4life: It is,

This is my adopted son -- who turned 4 yesterday

binger: Oh! U haven't heard me on the VN thread? Go chk it out.

binger: Pity...u didn't even get my drift.

binger: You tell me

Caracta: PRAYERS!

xynerise: hope you knows he is a sabitic stammerer?

Caracta: This sexuality section go make sense on friday o

*dancing*

DnigerianPrince: You're fronting, I didn't offer you anything.

binger: Na condition make crayfish bend

xynerise: Chai! I have dead. He thought he knew english much well

DnigerianPrince: Is this a free for all discussion?


Abil is kinda pretty, you have a maga?

binger: Is that what you had for lunch?

Idowuogbo: Kikikikikiki... Shots fired!

xynerise: but he cant fit wrote the correct spelling. He has an issue with homophones

dubem3: why would you be treating ur babe, sorry guy this way nah?
you expect her, sorry him to take you in after this?
*pardon the slip of tongue abeg

xynerise: Dont mind d idiottu. Simple english he cannot spoke

binger: Typo...now what?

binger: Since u don't have water in ur kitchen,i decided to help u with my liquid 'excreta'. I don't want u to loose ur kitchen job.

CFCfan: He said "Lord, have mercy".

dubem3: onye nwe anyi mee ebere

CFCfan: You have a little resemblance with achukwunet and Dakore Egbuson.