₦airaland Forum

binger: Awww...are u also a nun?

Are you a priest?

hornipipe: i knew you even before you were conceived, so don't lie to me

You this 17yrs old boy.. Dobale fun mi jorh!

2buff: Well that's quite the oxymoron isn't it?

Yes. Noted. Bye.

Shollypopz: I do that too. The most embarrassing thing is eating apple or corn in school caf, how do ppl do that sh1t?!

I have no business chewing apple, ESP in front of a bloke that I fancy. I'll end up looking like a horse.

binger: Yeah,i understand perfectly cos that's the case with me.

We are one body in Christ

2buff: Explain this mental disorder pls.
Like the psychologist you are.

Mtcheew!

I'm just overly self conscious NOT suffering from a flipping mental illness

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]LMAO

I'd loff to see your expression when you visit Naija and a man orders you bokoto and ponmo

AbiL go dey use fork to eat ponmo [/quote]I'll get the food as a takeaway. I'll probably order suya instead. Easy to insert, chew, and swallow

I use a fork and knife to eat my pounded yam and ogbono soup at home

hornipipe: FYI i was the second best student in my driving class, i can pull a fast 'grand theft auto' on you

I passed me driving test before you were conceived.

binger: Why do u take longer time in eating outside? You dey form oyibo,slow and easy?

I don't like eating in front of people. Esp. If I don't know you, or if I'm not comfortable with you.

I used to order easy to eat food on dates.

CFCfan: Yeah, that's the price of the meal.
I belive he asked about the length of time that people take to eat.

Itsmodella see your life!

CFCfan: I don't know . But it takes me on average 10 mins to eat lunch at home.
When I go to a restaurant, it takes me longer to eat.

Light lunch? Or the whole of KFC?

hornipipe: who you dey squeeze face for are you a learner?

Step aside jorh, before I run you over with my 4 by 4 Volvo

2buff: @abil Thanks for nothing sweety.

@Sholly PM me to ask about maple-leaf stuff.

You're welcome

ItsModella: dude, I'm willing to bet that they are. Don't you know that Nigerians are in Afghanistan? kai!!

I read it on NL time ago

Shollypopz: hahahaha Nigerians are everywhere, trust me.

Even in North Pole?

hornipipe: she's actually a dullard.
Abil

You no dey fear?!!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Okay, you just wait here okay....



LOL, if you're not too scared, meet me in Peckham I'll have to tell Idowu that we have a guest coming over sha.[/quote]I'm too fragile to get shot. Me I'm not entering Peckham o.. Even if chris brown is dancing on the streets of Peckham nâked

2buff: Abil still answer that my question.
My younger brother is contemplating there but I'm curious about the salary situation in the Uk in general?...heard a lot of complaints.

That salary you put up there, for your particular profession, is it pre/post tax, and after how many years of exp?

Google is your friend.

I'm sure your brother's occupation is not the same as mine... Different jobs, different salaries

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I want to see snow. I've never seen snow

The only thing that falls in peckham is the salary.[/quote]You that you haven't even seen heathrow airport. You better stay in your US of A, Peckham is overcrowded!

Shollypopz: Even a dullard could figure that out...

*Runs for cover* abiL shouldn't see this post

Shollypopz.. You're a what... You're a föol!

Shollypopz: @2buff: Tell us about Canada. I will be coming there sometime this year

To do wetin?

Don't be doing an illegal migration to there o!

CFCfan: Haha . Will I also find Hajiya Amina and mama Nkechi?

Even sule the mola sells suya for one corner.

hornipipe: *evil green *

Grin you mean?

binger: Aint u a nigga?

Bïtch nigga.. Nîgga!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Lol wherever our dance take us, point it, we still go cli max!! Heaven be that![/quote]
Hahaha you're crázy!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]LOL King of the paupers? ROTFL

Our condition sweet die. Dont jeloss


Yes, ma'am.[/quote]Hornipipey

ItsModella: hahahahahahahah!! I figured, I googled pics of the place and all I saw was ghetto

You will find iya sikira and baba latifah there.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I have an idea. Who is the cutest between Oahray, bringer, CFCFan, hornpipe, and 2buff?[/quote]Honest opinion?

Oahray: *regains consciousness after fall* under fire?
*passes out again*

Hahhaha I've just clocked that now. They will be dancing their way to hell fire.

Caracta: Why not Segilola? From yummy to yum-yum to yumilola. Nansense and ingredients! Lol...

You're not segilicious, you're yummilicious... That's why!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]No, I'm waiting for 2Legit2qwt so that we may dance together, naked, under the heated fire.[/quote]LMAOOO I don't know where this is going, but I have an idea

CFCfan: Ikr.. Almost every Nairalander that lives in London stays in Peckham.
BTW, there are an estimated 2 million Nigerian immigrants (both legal and illegal) in the UK.

Thanks. CFCWikipedia