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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:37pm On Feb 04, 2013
Does anyone play Words with friendshuh!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:37pm On Feb 04, 2013
Caracta: What's your username? Have you seen my records? Ask modella tongue
Let me go and practise a bit, before exposing my aśs in shame.

Just updating to the new version. I'll post my username when it's done.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:34pm On Feb 04, 2013
Caracta: Thank you cheesy
Lol.. Your secret is safe with me wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:31pm On Feb 04, 2013
Acidosis: ItsModella, do u still play ruzzle?
I do grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Rich Calabar Men! by abiL(f): 10:29pm On Feb 04, 2013
Hornipipe.

You good?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:28pm On Feb 04, 2013
ItsModella: No, i want to grow a di_ck embarassed embarassed
Same thing. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:28pm On Feb 04, 2013
Caracta: What? Did i say anything? I didn't do anything. True!
Okay o. We believe you... Not.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:23pm On Feb 04, 2013
ItsModella: yes, I'm tired...is it a sin for me to want a di_ck?
You want a dïck in your mouth? lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 10:22pm On Feb 04, 2013
Caracta: My body is paining me...my back, my feet, my arms.
Caracta: Do? I didn't "do the do" o. True!
Hmmm.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 7:20pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: LOL cheesy
You're adorable tongue
It is well! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Student Verbally Abused In A UK Hospital by abiL(f): 7:16pm On Feb 04, 2013
scribble: Obama administration? In the UKhuh Bros are u also an a**hole?
LMFAOOOO!

Funniest comment I've read today.
RomanceRe: WHAT IS LOVE? (please, Be Sincere) by abiL(f): 7:15pm On Feb 04, 2013
ItsModella: my bad..dislike is the word, I guess.
Nah, you were right. HATE is the word lol.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 7:04pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: Ok good.
Now as to the travel plans, It must be a window seat or the whole thing is off. undecided
Let's make it happen on the 35th of February. I can't wait to rough-handle you! tongue
What?!! So I have to return the cockpit ticket I got for you? It is even a special ticket that will enable you to co-pilot the plane grin

Too late! Your flight is on the 30th of February. See you soon. I'll be waiting with my engagement ring.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 6:38pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: No there can be only one......man.
Which begs the question...anything swinging down there to begin with? huh
These days, I fear this has become a most necessary question to ask. tongue

.....things were much simpler back then.
Swinging where??.. Down mine??... No!

His?... Let me put it this way, Tarzan can swing on his lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 6:28pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: Has he put a ring on your finger? huh Has he thoroughly wifed you? huh Because that is what I'm coming to do.

Besides, As far as he knows, I'm one of your visiting friends. I'm sure you can send him on a long errand or two(...enty).
Rest assured, you will forget that bloke by the time I'm through with you. wink
You don't want him to join us for a thréesome?! No??... If so, you can be my visiting uncle then smiley

He is already forgotten. I'll just mail you your flight details.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 6:19pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: I know right? cheesy
Also be forewarned that I will require yansh from you, both frontyard and backyard, when I get there. undecided
So be a dear and make all necessary preparations to this effect. undecided

I wuv you so much! kiss tongue
Should I tell my man that you're coming to visit, or should we surprise him?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 6:11pm On Feb 04, 2013
ItsModella: oh well, good luck with that then.
Thanks meehn! kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 6:10pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: tongue
Baby even though I have never seen you in person and all I have seen of you are pics (85% chanace to be misleading), I want to wife you. tongue wink
Buy me a plane ticket to the UK so I can come and meet with you. cheesy
Make sure it is business class, cuz I mean business. angry
Also make sure you buy a ring for yourself which I will then use to propose to you when I get there undecided
Trust that you will be thoroughly wifed before that trip is up grin
If this is not love, then I don't know. What a gentleman!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do For Money? by abiL(f): 6:08pm On Feb 04, 2013
2legit2qwt: Hey you, how did you even know that was educative if you never read it? cheesy cheesy
I trust your writing ability wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 6:07pm On Feb 04, 2013
ItsModella: abiL,

Just read your diary. Is it not possible for you to take your assessment well ahead of time? say a week before your departure date.
I know I won't be able to do it a week before because that will be in February, but I might be able to do it few days after I get back, if they can be flexible with me.

I called the director of programme, but she wasn't in her office. I've emailed her though, just playing the waiting game now.

sad
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Use Flattering Pictures To Decieve Us? by abiL(f): 6:02pm On Feb 04, 2013
2buff: Spoken like a habituous online dater cheesy
You would know! tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do For Money? by abiL(f): 5:39pm On Feb 04, 2013
First to comment grin


Hi 2legit! grin

Very educative post you've got here.
I have no comment for now. Can't even be arsed to read your epistle. tongue

I'll be back to read it when I'm bored.
RomanceRe: Differences Between A Husband & A Boyfriend by abiL(f): 5:35pm On Feb 04, 2013
One puts a ring on it, the other buys you Beyonce's single ladies CD. cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Flash An Illuminati Sign At The Super Bowl by abiL(f): 5:30pm On Feb 04, 2013
Faaaaark off with this nonsènse!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 5:27pm On Feb 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if only he could I wld have let him...jokes![/quote]I've got contacts, I can make it happen grin ...at a price! *evil laugh* wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: 11-year-old Boy Fakes Kidnapping So Parents Will Miss Teacher Conference by abiL(f): 5:24pm On Feb 04, 2013
If only I had thought of this...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 5:06pm On Feb 04, 2013
ItsModella: LMFAO!!! grin grin grin
Let his ghost catch you laughing at him!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abiL(f): 5:06pm On Feb 04, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]omg cheesy[/quote]Abi you want him to suck your blood for rejuvenation? Hahaha grin

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