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lalaosky: so i can't be blown a kiss eh abiL?...oya blow me my own before i lock this damn thread!!

LOL

Mwaaaah

ItsModella: Hey sweetie

how're you doing?

I'm doing good thanks.

You?

Evening modella!

That's good! Now I don't have to keep paying £5 a month to keep alive all the African children dying every seconds from dirty water.

What is this doing in the jokes section??

How is this funny?!!


Mtcheeew!

*spits on thread*

CFCfan: Hello, AbiL

Hiya love

[quote author=*Shollypopz]hahahahahahaha....I don die oo!!

What is happening today?? LML! [/quote]LMAOOOOO

I haff died too

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[quote author=*Shollypopz]pyguru thinks my copy and paste is getting too much, LoL! [/quote]Bwahahaha jokes!!

Shollypopz


My mum thinks that I'm asking her for proverbs to prepare for my trip to Nigeria.


Hahhahahaha


If only she knew!

ItsModella: are y'all even saying anything meaningful? or you're just spitting proverbs?

Lool

They are all meaningful in the RIGHT context.

Not in this circumstance though!

Shollypopz: hahahahahaha....Me, I'm just looking for proverbs that favor me. Basically I copy and paste, I don't know sh1t!

Hahhahaha I should have gone on google. Next time aye!

I've got an headache trying to read all these Yoruba bullshïto-proverbs

Shollypopz: [size=14pt]Let's go there!![/size]

Eyín tó bá lè fọ́ èkùrọ̀, yẹ kò lè fọ́ òkùta.

Iná lọmọ aráyé lè pa kò sẹ́ni tó lè pa èéfín

Ẹni tí ò rí nǹkan wò, ló ńwo ti ẹniẹlẹ́ni.

Ìgbà kan ńlọ ìgbà kan ńbọ̀, ẹnìkan ò lo ilé ayé gbó.



Nah, prolly my Dad. But I fear he'll slap me through the phone

Teach me how to do the do-re-mi Yoruba signs!!!!!

Nope, I'm back!!


Eyin kun lé lo ta wa, ile la se ni n gbe


Omo to ni ki iya ma sun, o hun nurh ki n fi oju bo run

....(I've fücked the last one up. She told me on the phone, not how to type it)

Idowuogbo: u need rhyme na..

Rhyme for where?

Last one



a ko le tori pe a fe je nama ki a pe malu ni baba

Shollypopz: hahahahahahahaha....go on girl, u already know what d deal is!!

Wait, where do I find Yoruba proverbs oo, I need to sound smart too

Call your mum!

My mum just shouted at me on the phone to stop calling her for proverbs.

Ile oba to jo, e wa lo bu si

Adiye fun fun ko mo ra re lagba

Idowuogbo: u cheating joor!

anywayss... Lapalapa ni ibere ete, ebi ifo ba mu lehin orun ko kiye sii.

I have no other option.


I'm finding it difficult reading all the Yoruba proverbs as it is

Shollypopz: ahahahaha abiL, we need to rape the Yoruba dictionary and post all the proverbs we know here.......


hahahahaha....I don die!!

Just had to call me mum to ask her. I doubt I've written it right but who cares! We are all attempting to sound clever right?

Let's go!!


E ko ko ti yi o je ata, idi re ma gbona

Omo ti o ma je ashamu, ke ke re lo ti je enu shamu shamu

What in the name of bondages and all things sèxual is going on in here?!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Waste of proverbs!

LOL TO THE FAILED ATTEMPT TO SOUND SMART, HAHA!


Let me add my own too

Igi gogo ro ma gun mi lo ju, ati okere la ti n wo!

Shollypopz


Check your inbox in few seconds. I need your help/ opinion on an issue.

Shollypopz: Lol, I call everybody my boo. But yesterday I was referring to my boo that already has a boo. (gerrit??) I just called this one boo today because I didn't want to mention his moniker. (a*ss licker 2)

Oooh makes sense now.

We were in sync yesterday then


&& nah, I ain't got time for A.L 2 tbh. I just found your post vrai funny.

Happy birthday love. Have a good one!

CFCfan: E be like say abiL dey h.orny
Anyway, I have searched for Ogogoro University, but instead d search results alway direct me to UNILAG. Maybe that was it's former name.

@ Shollypopz: I go buy 12 inch d!ldo for u.

?? ?? ??

Shollypopz: hahahahaha, abiL is crazy!!

Lol, abiL ur signature has me rolling, I need to have something witty like that and pls leave my 'boo' alone. No fighting today!

I blame you. That post had me crying with laughter. I even imagined the antelope ON the bush, and it made it more funnier. HAHAHAHAHAHA



You mentioned "your boo" yesterday, and I answered you assuming that we were on the same page, but now I'm lost. Seems we are not in sync. Who's this "your boo"??

Shollypopz: "an antelope on the bush"?? hmmm, I no sabi English again ooo

LMFAOOOOOOO

*wipes tears*


Bwahahahahahahahahaha

*coughs* *chokes* *coughs*



ROTFL

*wets pata*


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



I haff died with laughter!!

Shollypopz: I have good looking wives for you. First, what is your annual income?? We can start from there??

@Thread: Does he have the patience required?? If yes, carry on!

My dad tried teaching my mum how to drive... She had to call a taxi to take her back home.