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surveyProf: What a good campaign manger and a good answer for dat matter, more of dat!!!!

She's the BEST campaign manager.

Did you notice how the other manager-wannabes are doing copy-copy. They can only imitate, none can do it better than my Shollypopz.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]itsmodella and abiL are cute.[/quote]Thank you!

Shollypopz: Hello Mr. Ikekings, I see you're quite concerned about my client- ItsModella's brasserie. Do you want a picture, a cup size?? Your satisfaction is an utmost importance to us, so please if you have any questions concerning the subject we would love to answer it. The picture provided for you is to give you an up-close view of the beauty in the candidate you're voting for. I'm sure you'll agree that whether she was wearing a brasserie or not, her breasts looks firm and pointed.

Campaign Manager,
Shollypopz

Hahahhahahahaha Shollypopz, you will not be the end of me!

Oahray: Hehehe... @abiL, its all for the competition to heat up o. I no like two-horse race.

Did I mention your name or quote you?

Now I know you're truly a hater

Embrace it baby!

kandiikane: Good girl, that's the spirit. Bikini pics will be awesome for we need to know whether the body matches the face.

Don't you worry. Ask, and it shall be given.

ItsModella: errmmm....ask my manager..

Hahahahahahahaha

surveyProf: Is dat not so, don't worry u hv my vote already, how do u want the contest to go, do u want it fixed?......

Thanks

Nah no fixing love, let's win with pride

HiiiPower: This abil reminds me of london2lasgidi
fake pic n loud mouth but she's razz like pepper sellers.
tryna copy shymmex smfdh

shymmex brought fun to the contest
you're bringing razzness to thing
jam your hype and go sell pepper somewhere else.

Yes clap for yourself.

Coming from a pig with money (that you don't even own) as your profile picture.


This is my one and only reply to you.

Talk to my manger Shollypopz if you need any medication for your fertility problems

surveyProf: You're not serious, yeye girlyato...lol

Don't you worry Professor, I've got everything under control

ogugua88: You fall for the wrong girls oga lol.

He falls for every girl.

surveyProf: hmmmmm, hmmmmm cough- cough- cough, water!!!!

*hands him bottled water*



Do you require viagrá?

Or is yours poo that rips your anál wall?

ItsModella: LMAO!!!! abiL toh crazy..

rokiatu: Ok guys I ain't making noise yet till we move to the first round, then you will see why you should vote for me.


You're welcome. You are cute, I still have your back lol

Ose mama mi

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rokiatu: buhahahahhahahahhaha lol I like this girl.

Thanks love

Shollypopz omo to bad... Well done! I owe you a date with trey songz or will smith.



For all those asking to see my full pic, don't you worry. As the competition progress, more pics will be uploaded. Full body pics, bikini pics ... The whole works


I'll show you that this girl (me) is fine without Instagram effects


&& to those wondering if I'm k-legged... May sango strike



Shollypopz, AlterEgo && Hornipipe .... Thanks for your efforts.




• if you want to poo effortlessly, vote abiL
• if you want a bigger dïck, vote abiL
• if you want to get rid of premature ejáculation, vote abiL
• if you want that fine boy to notice you, vote abiL
• if you don't want sand in your garri.... You know what to do.



Vote abiL!!!!

AlterEgo


I don't know what's going on, but I haven't received any of your mails yet


Just thought I'd let you know, incase you think I'm ignoring you.

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Shollypopz: That's the only reason why I've not dealt with him. The lil boy has a mouth too big for his own good

*picks her up and throws her in the freezer*


I'm not letting you out, until you're chilled

Shollypopz: @binger: Shut the hell up!!

Oya take ice-water, cool down baby mi... Don't chase customers away!!

binger: Bwahahaha!...u are as funny as u are beautiful. Don't be anxious,the crown is yours

I fear not!... With people like you behind me

Florena: gbam!!!
but no think say i collect bribe ooo, i still dey contest

Don't worry, I'll be here with a tissue in hand to comfort you. Carry go!

Florena: pls can i ave another sachet.........make i 4 campaign well

Take this bottle of champagne... There's more where that came from.

binger: Ahh! See babes talking*kisses*...abiL are you gonna change ur mind?

Yes!! 3 private jets, and as much náked women/ men as you like

chronique: Vote 4 Abil & win d whole world(including this site n d organisers of d competition).

@ Abil: Come with Modella & Sholly. U guys should meet me @ suite 203 so we can discuss extensively on ur campaign strategy.

I hope you've booked the presidential suite.

Get the jacuzzi ready for me, with champagne on ice, and dip some strawberries in chocolate.

Florena: u knw as Nigerians, nobody can fool us again, our leaders promised all this infrastructural developments but after dey get 2 office, they forget abt us
i'm stretching out d hand of liberty, "get ur cash and live fine" dats my watch word.

Don't worry your sweet-bum-bum, I'm a woman of my word. I've got links

I put it on Obama, and make him want to marry me.

With me in power, change will happen!


In the words of my bit on the side.. "Yes, we can"



Oya, take pure water, and cool yourself down!

Shollypopz: Trust me, I'll leave you because of this competition. You'll know the real shollypopz when it's all over lil boy!

Love your signature!

Ose baby mi!

binger: what?? U think am a pauper...i go woo u now. I expect better things from a diva like u and nt garri

Garri is just for starters, anything you want, say it, and it's done.

ItsModella: vote for me and get a private jet

Haahhaha

ikekings: ... What do you have to offer? Only garri? She gat lots to offer... ...

Didn't you see my post on education, good roads...


*picks up phone* Hello, Mr Obama.. I'm very good thank you... Oh no, not today... I'm very busy at the moment.. Hold on one sec, let me call you back *ends call*


Yes ikekings, I was saying, free healthcare, and for you my sèxy Igbo boy, I'll DHL nicki minaj to you. I know how you like them packed in front and at the back.

chronique: Oh!,I see. More like u're stayin behind @ d hotel;wat time is ur flight tomorrow? Perhaps,we cud share a few drinks & couple of jokes at d VIP lounge before u check in...*winks*. Sounds like a plan? *sipping gently from d glass of champagne*

A very good plan

binger: Okay,dear,i believe u now...Truly,your beauty is divine...Buh,I've always known ItsModella.she's also a bombshell,got a special place in my heart plus,o bu nwanne m nwanyi...*confused*Damn! I'll make my decision 2mao when am less clouded with thoughts.

I'll make it easy for you to decide...


Vote for me, and get free unlimited garri