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ItsModella: badt----> Bad
bad belle---> hater

Is yaba left a pidgin word for a mental institution?

[quote author=Mynd_44]hi[/quote]Hello mynd-licious

lalaosky: oya make we begin

buttocks: nyash, backa,ikebe,bakassi
i like your buttocks:i gbadun your ikebe
brèast:bobby
eat:chop,shop(warri dialect)
i want to eat:i wan chop/shop
shift:dress go one side
mad:kolo
are you mad:you don dey kolo?
policeman:ekelebe
prison:sanko
witch:winch/winsh(warri dialect)
mad person:werey
walk:waka
they:dey
them:dem
am:dey
i'm coming:i dey come/show
should i come:make i show
come:show/come

Ose!

What is badt & bad belle?

ItsModella: maybe you should tell me what you want to learn cos I don't know where to start from.

How do I twist English to make it pidgin

Just the basis of pidgin/ the law of speaking pidgin.. If there's any

Idowuogbo: Tell u wot?
*walks out and slams door*
no time!

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

If you have nothing to contribute, please keep the door you've just closed locked

Sybellah: una dey crazy

vs

this guy na crazy

both are use for the verb to be? no?

It's not the same, then wat's the difference?

Isn't it craze

Idowuogbo: Hating over wot exactly

You tell me

Itsmodella oya help me.. I actually want to learn how to speak pidgin.

M M M: Give me D̶̲̥̅̊ punny by pu~
55y•

LMAO!!

Hilarious!

Anavami28: I met my Doctor friend with another lady in a compromising position.

Psssshhh! Nonsense

Thank you


Idowu stop hating!!

lalaosky: lol...aite...will do that.lemme go start the thread.pray it hits the frontpage for better traffic and large number of tutors

Thank you

My crushes are...

Itsmodella and Shollypopz


I fûck with these two bîtches

lalaosky: lwkmd...typical shollypopz response...abiL,shollypopz,itsmodella and co, y'all should state your crushes jor...stop derailing jor

Help me create a thread... I want to learn pidgin English. Please

ItsModella: start a thread on that and I can tutor you.

Thank you!!!

...How the hell do I create a thread

I want one! NOW!!!!

Can someone teach me how to dougie speak lé pidgin English... Please

candieangel12: How does one go about calculating their laptop's rating if they use a macbook air?

I was wondering as well. But mine is a pro.

Idowuogbo: U no see d username ni? Lmfaoo!! For hin mind dat groundnut could work its way up.

You know, coming on here typing bullshît. We need to see a picture of his little snake tied as a prove

mastersr95: Lol Stop acting saint, i know you like it

Who are you? Will you gerrout of my sight!

LesbianBoy: I can tie my p(e)nis i use to think it was normal before until i realised most people couldnt do this!

Shut up with your nönsense!

Tie wetin?... Mtcheww

mastersr95: i guess you the type that likes when guys pull your hair when having sex

Why do you have to bring your perverted thoughts to my post. Must you quote me? Stop asking me foôlish question, just keep the "guess" to yourself.

How do I find mine.. I've got a MacBook

Richfella: Lol, but seriously, you'd be into some really weird sh*t like...whips, chains, handcuffs and co. .

dubem3: na grand mama be that oh

Coming from an agbaya. STFU! Don't make me put you in your place.

[quote author=ItsModella][/quote]Werey!!

Stop exposing my obsession with smelling my farts

freecocoa: Oh well I don't really know and can't remember anything i did wrong.
I've always been an emotional person but I think it got worse when I lost my mum, my life has not been the same since then, maybe it has something to do with her death.

My condolences.

I think the death of your mum triggered you being over-emotional.

You can email me if you want to explore it more.

coogar: tape it shut, miss potato.....

Funny , but unnecessary

manny4life: Crying about what exactly?


You really got me all fuc.ked up. As for the Tyra show you talked about, I kinda saw that, so why don;t you enlighten us what the episode was about.

I challenged you, count how many times I said it...

Let it go man!!!

freecocoa: -Yes I do, for eg if I hear a sad story, the story keeps replaying in my head, the same with pictures, I wasn't there when it happened o but it plays like a movie and I see it.
-I try not to think about such stuffs to no avail, I don't try avoid distressing situations, sometimes it feels like I just want to be sorrowful.

You might need to explore that bolded sentence.

For example, some people self-harm because they feel like they've committed an offence (which they can't remember) that needs to be punished.

There must be a reason why you feel the need to be sorrow. You might not be able to think of one at this moment in time, but dig deeper. It might not be something serious, but getting too emotional ain't a good thing.

manny4life: Why run to Google when you know what it is? Did I forget to say I withdrew my comments?

Who ran to google? What? Huh? Come again? Pardon? Say what?! I'm sorry, you said?