LesbianBoy: I can tie my p(e)nis i use to think it was normal before until i realised most people couldnt do this!

Shut up with your nönsense!

Tie wetin?... Mtcheww

Phew!!! what a thread. i had a good laff 2day. NAIRALAND!!!

abiL:

Shut up with your nönsense!

Tie wetin?... Mtcheww

U no see d username ni? Lmfaoo!! For hin mind dat groundnut could work its way up.

abiL:


Why do you have to bring your perverted thoughts to my post. Must you quote me? Stop asking me foôlish question, just keep the "guess" to yourself.

Lol Stop acting saint, i know you like it

I usually ignore and pretend not to hear a question when it's 1st asked,thereby i us the few secs to think of what to answer

mastersr95:

Lol Stop acting saint, i know you like it

Who are you? Will you gerrout of my sight!

Idowuogbo:
U no see d username ni? Lmfaoo!! For hin mind dat groundnut could work its way up.

You know, coming on here typing bullshît. We need to see a picture of his little snake tied as a prove

Hehehehe. . . .we have sufficient candidates to conduct 100 psychiatric experiments on this thread.

Funniest comments av eva read on NL.
kolomentality de worry som ppu bt dey don't knw.

i can go hungry for three days watching movies and sleeping and also suck like a baby...

cantell:
Sports minister, you be weirdo!
Imagine a 4hr long john everyday.
You should stay away from kids!

You won't even know that this happens to me unless i state it myself. i know how to package it and sorry i am not an animal, why should i stay away from kids? i have 10 nieces and nephews and they're all okay because i know my place.

Idowuogbo:
I no deny!
Homeric! 4hrs everyday? Like seriously? Ur babe dey try mehn....

Well she knows and cool with it, funny thing is that my boy o boy don't control me, i do the controlling, even when i am alert, i don't even pay attention because i run things, things don't run me.

Adeks: Guy what are you talking about this guy's case is not about 'morning attention' ooo. 4 solid hours of erection everyday! i don't blame your gf for thinking u're an alien @honeric

Na storage dey cause am.. blame it on religion

(1). I dnt love c∕̴Ɩ girl that loves me. I wil joke and joke and toy wt their hearts until they leave heart broken. Then months later I begin to fall inlove with them to the point that I can die for them. I would fight and fight with their new man.
(2). Before I sleep, I turn my trouser upside down. I hate the touch of linings, it scratches ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥
(3). I hav always wanted to have sex with an older lady like30 or 40yrs but unmarried. I'm just 25.

Idowuogbo:
Duh!!

What is this?

uzoo: i always fill up the toilet bowl with lots of tissue before i sit to do my biz.

Twins or what?

honeric01:

Na storage dey cause am.. blame it on religion

The Lord is ur muscle oooo!

candieangel12: I dont sleep at night

me too i dnt sleep @ nit.

kenboski:
me too i dnt sleep @ nit.

den maybe we should hook up lol j/k

I cn b oline 24hrs

I wake up 2 eat at 9t... I don't think I can ever stop it..

I support arsenal fc....weird isnt

i can go 2hrs on one round of sex

I am terrified of spiders. My fear is not d ones that girl scream and run, then come back to kill o. I used to fumigate 6 times a year before I got allergies. Those creatures scare d living day lights out of me! #word#

honeric01:

you think that's all?
You can't see me spit outside
When i talk, you won't see my teeth, just the moving lips
you can't walk side by side with me, i must always be ahead so that my shadow can take your place.
I stay indoors more than outdoors
i think for people sometimes
every femine sounds get me errrected
i have an average of 4hrs errecction everyday even if i'm in public.
I smell things from afar
my hearing is not normal, i hear whispers
i intentionally shed tears
i drink water every 1 hour.

Damn Bro! U r WEIRD! At least, u probably have good skin from all that water!!!

manny4life: I talk to myself when I'm alone and write in the air to remember it...

hehehe...cease 4rm takin dat marijuana man its nat gud 4 yhu

Red-Light:
I dnt sleep at night..

and i tink abt sexx atleast once every 45minutes

idleness

honeric01:

none of my siblings argue with me, both young and old, i store things i see/read or hear and hardly forget a thing. My girlfriend thinks i'm an alien.

unlike you,when questioned i may not always be able to give you the answers. these answers i get go into my sub conscious and guide my actions together with the environment in form of premonitions...its wierd sometimes when i can tell you what you want to talk about or where you are going to or even how an event will turn out. this does not happen all the time though.

ItsModella: I am unable to sleep with a pillow but a pillow must be close to me. I have 4 pillows on my bed but I sleep with none. I love to place the pillows either by my side or on top of my head. My ex roommate tagged me weird for that.

haha ....ah tot am d only one who does dis. Ah normal put one in b/w ma thighs while huggin d other one...so COOL!

manny4life: I talk to myself when I'm alone and write in the air to remember it...

Lols!!! Tokin to ma self wen alone, YES, but writin on da air just to rememeba it, NAT MEEEE

ztar: i get angry when friends ask me questions like 'have u eaten' esp on phone

Dats wot irritates ma gurl fwend a lot about me, askin if shez eaten especially on fone. But I tot its sopos to be ah symbole of care and concern.[color=#006600][/color]