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Here are a few reasons why we're constantly rooting around down there:

1. We get itchy down there
Your junk gets itchy just like any other part of your body —and when it itches , it’ s every bit as excruciating . ( Even worse if you have jock itch , which is athlete ’ s foot on the groinal region. ) It ’s just a more noticeable area to scratch . I could have my eyes locked with a colleague talking about project deliverables while absent -mindedly itching my forearm, and she wouldn ’ t think anything of it. But substitute the forearm for my balls , and all of a sudden I’ m an HR nightmare.

2. To keep it in place
I started wearing boxer - briefs around puberty to keep my junk in place , but that was only like plugging a hole in a dam with a handkerchief in that it only fleetingly solves the problem . Sometimes , it’ll be slung awkwardly to the right or the left, and it especially needs some adjusting anytime you move to cross your legs . If you cross your legs and your testicles aren't in the right position, you’ re liable to tweak something or downright crush it. I actually have this interesting situation where my balls go up into my pubic region pretty often , so I’ll have to slide my hand down my pants to push them back down from my gut. ( I should probably ask a doctor about that. It seems abnormal . )

3. We sweat down there
Look : Your groin/ taint area in underwear and jeans is subject to what is essentially a greenhouse effect . The groin and armpits are the warmest- running areas of the body , and when they ’re encased in layers of cloth that don’ t breathe very well , it perspires freely . And to try and find some modicum of comfort , we ’ll shift things around down there. I call that the “ Swamp Swap. ”

4. We get erection in the public
When you get a boner in public and you’ re standing up, you really only have two options: You can stand there with your tent pitched for everyone to see , which I would say is a bad move in about 98 percent of situations, or you can do the boner tuck . That ’ s when you tuck your erect member up into the waistband of your underwear and jeans so that others can’ t tell that you ’re hard as a rock. It ’s super uncomfortable but a necessity.

5. We are used to touching it
Sometimes, there’ s no reason at all for us to grab our jewels , but we do it because we ’ re used to doing it. ( It ’s like when I have a beard, I can’t help but stroke it incessantly . Or how if I meet a terrible person, I will try to date them. I do it without even noticing . ) One of my friends sits around with his hand down his pants almost all the time. He says it’s just his go- to way to bask in leisure, that he knows it’s there and that it’s fine , but that he just likes to have his hand on or around it. It ’ s like a security blanket , I guess . Except it’s a man - hood .

6. We wanna be sure if it’s still there
Our junk is very important to us . Sometimes it’s nice to just give it a grasp so we know it’ s still present and in good standing.

7. Feel free to add yours

source: http://www.informationng.com/2016/02/6-mysterious-reasons-men-always-touch-their-penis.html

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she likes ur posts and instead of ignoring or liking some of hers you went ahead to text her...

am certain she saw the "message" link on ur wall but rather she chose just to like ur posts..

give itself some self respect and stay off her inbox

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Synzu:
She "likes" your posts cos she likes it. She doesn't like You.

She do like my picturesssss... almost all bro

I have a female friend on Facebook which I can call my crush.
She has been 'liking' almost all my Facebook pictures since we became friend like a year ago. But when I message her to have a chat with her, she has never replied me.

Psychologically, what's happening ?
@moderators... pls make this to d FP so nairalanders can help me

2016 kicked off in the Nigerian Entertainment scene with a bang, the beef of the year, but it has since been settled and everyone seems to have moved on after both parties, Olamide and Don Jazzy have both settled their differences.
According to a report by Lailasblog, she reveals she exclusively has information on how they were both reconciliated by Africa’s richest man,
Aliko Dangote. Below is how she’s reporting it:

Africa’s richest man,
Aliko Dangote was the brain behind the reconciliation. No, Vic O wasn’t involved either. I’m told that the picture we all saw of
Olamide & Don Jazzy shaking hands was taken at Aliko’s place.
Aliko Dangote stepped in for there to be peace. I’m also told that Olamide prostrated himself for Jazzy. Yes, my guy was shocked too when
Olamide did that.
All thanks to Dangote. I’m told Jazzy has been angry since the incident happened, infact he wasn’t even talking to people. He was angry especially because Olamide did something similar last year when Reekado Banks got the Headies 2014 Rookie award. If you recall, the undisputed street King went on stage to receive his award at the 2014 Headies and while giving his speech for the “Best Rap Album of the year ”, he clearly stated his displeasure for the omission of his Label mate and protege “Lil Kesh” in the Rookie of the year Category, the category which was won by Mavin’s Reekado Banks.
Olamide took the mic said some stuff in Yoruba and then added “I dedicate this award to my nigga “Lil Kesh” for the Rookie of the year , Fvck that sh*t” and then returned the mic. Fast forward to 2015, my source says everybody that was sitting next to Jazzy was sad Olamide did what he did. I hope you know Olamide and Tiwa did a song together on her recent album plus Teebillz, Tiwa’s husband, I’m told, really loves and respects Olamide . I’m told the video of the song has not been finished sef, Olamide ‘s part has not been done sef. People were not just happy that
Olamide conducted himself in such a manner. That was why Jazzy said all he said on the podium. He had been pushed to the wall. Olamide, you all already know, destroyed things back in Headies’ green room. I’m now exclusively told he also punched someone.

We are however holding this report with a pinch, as we have also reached out to concerned parties and would give an update when we find out what really went down.

Source:: 36ng

Baddosneh took to his instagram page to apologise for the way he reacted and promise never to do such a thing in the nearest future if it ever happens again.

I guess that is cool

This is a wah, if it is actually true. She just gave birth not too long ago?!? Well, according InTouch Weekly headlines, Kanye West dumped Kim Kardashian 4 days after she gave birth to baby Saint.
I don’t know if they wrote down their Christmas wish or it actually happened.

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