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Joseph the dreamer. Only you 43 predictions? Haha. These pastors make statistic guesses and call it Revelation, then all of this will be forgotten next year.

kheengjay:
lol I totally agree......mehn look at the size of that guy's balls got me wondering if theres any gyming exercise meant for that delicate part of the body #no-homo!

Oh, don't worry yourself. It's just 14 years.

That moment when you think mermaids are giving BJ underwater..

What's the use of seizing it, when we know they'll end up smoking or selling it.

Am i the only one hoping Liverpool covers gap with Chelsea?

Even with those guards, all it takes is one heavy wind and he's at the other side of the earth.

He's a clown, he's ugly and he's lousy. Nothing personal, but he has one big irritating personality.

Those faggōts actually complained? TBH, they're lucky Nigeria Police Force is underdeveloped. Gay is illegal in Nigeria, NPF ought to jail these confused homos.

These gays have no right to be sensitive about this issue. Assuming Nigerians beat the crap out of homosexuals, will these society nuisance be complaining?

Dominique, this is the first article that pops up on Google page if you're searching on how to make noise complaints. It's too relevant to be left dormant.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, Dominique, Ishilove, r231,Freiburger and other moderators.

If you're going to run churches as a private organisation, you might as well pay your tax. Besides, where's the harm in paying tax? 'Big Churches' should see it as helping the country financially. Christians are the good Samaritans.

His stroke of bad luck, He can sell it to the museum or keep it for his generation to see.

What is this, a Boarding School?

Table water everywhere. Recession is finally affecting the big ones too.

There is no such thing as "bulletproof", merely "bullet resistant".
A current set of Type IV body armor such as the
Interceptor body armor commonly used by US soldiers with full plates weighs in at 35 pounds (~15 kg). Add 3-4 more pounds for the helmet.
So nearly 40 pounds (~18 kg) of body armor and that doesn't cover the arms or the legs. And that is before any other equipment like uniform, weapon, ammunition, tools, water, food, etc. A fully loaded infantryman in such gear can easily find themselves carrying 50%+ percent of their total body weight in gear.
A bullet proof vest would likely double the weight of the armor and reduce the soldier's mobility to a waddle and unable to bend.
And even with that, the armor is only proof against certain rounds. With the plates, it will stop pistol and intermediate rifle rounds. The plates will stop ONE armor piercing .30-06 or 7.62x54R round. Subsequent protection against such rounds is not guaranteed.
Body armor WILL NOT stop .50BMG or equivalent Russian heavy machine gun rounds.

Credit:https://www.quora.com/Why-dont-soldiers-wear-a-totally-bullet-proof-suit-which-would-cover-from-head-to-feet

It's a voluntary act. If you're not their parent, then you shouldn't be complaining.

Nigeria is the type of country where you open your eyes and you become scared to check the news because you know 7 out of 10 headlines will be tragedy. [color=#000000] SOS! [/color]

Confused fellow. He thinks being homosexual is fun? Wait till Nigerian's BBC go anal on you - they'll open enough space in your åss till you won't stress to poop anymore, then you'll know copying Bobrisky is not the proper way to gain attention.

“Let us get more internet access in our schools so that Nigerian children can compete with their counterparts around the world,”

This is among the advantages of the Internet. It's time parents started endorsing the net. Also, what was the prize given to him? If it was a beauty pageant thingy, we'd have been seeing pictures of cars.

Osahon7:
No you are wrong! MMM has come to Stay!
I paid a PH order todae and registered 5 persons.

If I may ask, how much did you
provide? Seems to me everybody is providing little amount which means nothing big is happening yet. Mavro victims should keep their fingers crossed.

This type of experience comes but once. He should count himself lucky.

Is he a president or a tourist?

Women, they don't want to be seen as sex object neither do they want to be seen as chef. What exactly do they want to be seen as?

Suicide Bomber Knocks At The Door


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Allah

Allah who?

Allahu Akbar!


Explodes.

C/o 4bars.

Where was she when 2face was singing African Queen?

She'll be blowing sperm when she have running nose.