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Foreign Affairs / Re: White House Reverses Travel Ban On Green Card Holders by Abrupt: 11:22am On Jan 30, 2017
I don't think this man knows much about politics.
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Called President Trump An Immoral Pig! Due The Ban On Muslim Immigrants by Abrupt: 10:55am On Jan 30, 2017
What exactly does she know about politics, Hm? The way I see it - it's infuriating for foreigners (Muslims) to be terrorising Americans in their country. America maybe needs someone like Trump, 'the immoral pig' to make some drastic decisions for them. And, time will tell if his drastic decisions are called for. As for you Rihanna, go back to dancing nude on stage and singing about 'work, work, work', you're not even a citizen of America.
Crime / Re: Wife Cuts Husband's Joystick, Cooks It With Noodles & Serves Him (Graphic Pics) by Abrupt: 10:54am On Jan 30, 2017
Dickomie Noodles! A friend jokingly advised her to do that, she took things literally.
Jokes Etc / Re: Checkout Yet Another Hilarious Response From EFCC On Twitter (pictured) by Abrupt: 9:50pm On Jan 29, 2017
softwerk:
This EFCC guy is joking with thunder!

He fails to realize that some thunders have no respect for seasons in some parts of Nigeria!

I remember witnessing a thunderstorm in my village in the middle of the DRY SEASON at my WICKED uncles traditional marriage shocked shocked shocked

Hian!? lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed
Small small with the lies. BTW, do you know that 'Thunder' is the sound made after lightening strikes? So, literally 'Thunder' can't fire anybody.
Jokes Etc / Re: Checkout Yet Another Hilarious Response From EFCC On Twitter (pictured) by Abrupt: 9:34pm On Jan 29, 2017
The only EFCC officials that knows climate and can also forecast weather. Double up the salary of whosoever that is behind the twitter handle.
Celebrities / Re: See What They Did To Woman Allegedly Caught Stealing From A Supermarket (photos) by Abrupt: 7:38pm On Jan 29, 2017
Ashez:
better to humiliate her than to kill her.
Humiliation can't really stop her from repeating this act. Believe me, only the usual Nigerian trademark 'down to earth' beatings can deliver her from stealing.
Celebrities / Re: See What They Did To Woman Allegedly Caught Stealing From A Supermarket (photos) by Abrupt: 7:37pm On Jan 29, 2017
All in all, she still get to use them for free.
Celebrities / Re: What "Yahoo Boy Pastors" Do To Innocent Members By Daddy Freeze by Abrupt: 7:35pm On Jan 29, 2017
This is what religion is about.

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Celebrities / Re: Big Brother Naija Announces Bobrisky As New Housemate For Sunday Show by Abrupt: 7:00pm On Jan 29, 2017
Anal Rape Alert!
Dear male contestants, run for your lives. This dude will bleach your asses wide open.

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Business / Re: Nigerians Withdraw N4.7 Trillion From Atms In 2016 by Abrupt: 9:59am On Jan 27, 2017
Are these politicians money also estimated? that should be the reason why the sum is high.

Smallville10:
i fed on grass
Woah! A bleating human? Point of correction, you fed on weed. Weeds are seen as grass in the eyes of a goat.
Religion / Re: Assemblies Of God Church Denies Stealing Ex-pastors’ Pensions by Abrupt: 9:52am On Jan 27, 2017
It's okay for churches to operate as a business organisation, hell! Most of these churches are business organisations. But, when these churches starts to scam, then they're no different from our corrupt leaders.
Politics / Re: I Will Continue To Be A Thorn In Buhari’s Flesh, He Can Withdraw My Police Guard by Abrupt: 8:12am On Jan 27, 2017
Fayose has the courage. But then again, this game is called 'politics' for a reason.

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Business / Re: Nigerians Withdraw N4.7 Trillion From Atms In 2016 by Abrupt: 8:06am On Jan 27, 2017
Smallville10:
I no near atm throughout last year. I swear, so who withdraw that amount
And, are you the only person in Nigeria? Who even ask you for your autobiography? Come to think of it, how then did you survive without withdrawing? :/
Politics / Re: Frank: Oyegun Plotting To Sack Tinubu, Atiku From APC by Abrupt: 7:23am On Jan 27, 2017
The eviction of Jagaban will most likely be the downfall of that party.

People's Opinion


LIKE if you still want Jagaban in APC
SHARE if you want him kicked out of APC

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Crime / Re: Man Damages Police Sergeant’s Mouth With Fist Blows by Abrupt: 8:44pm On Jan 26, 2017
cummando:

If you don't know your rights
Don't you see the amount of police brutality that trends the net per day? Even if you know your left, right, up and down Nigeria policemen will still escape the law. Unless, you use the power of media to its fullest.
Crime / Re: Man Damages Police Sergeant’s Mouth With Fist Blows by Abrupt: 8:25pm On Jan 26, 2017
cummando:

Yes mouth go heal highest two months







Hope you know how long that anuofia go use chop watery beans.by constitution if he plead guilty 20 years


He won't see his kids grow.....sweet grin
Unfortunately, when policemen do the same thing they don't get to eat watery beans for twenty years.
Politics / Re: N166bn Contract Mess: Senate Probes Works Ministry, BPP Over Contract Inflation. by Abrupt: 6:18pm On Jan 26, 2017
Nbote:


I do.. U know some morons won't believe there's anything wrong with the govt. The morons would com to tell u how dis is d work of saboteurs and opposition members or even tell u dis is d work of d Senate.
Your post said it all. You shouldn't expect 'morons' to be reasonable. Even the blind knows something is wrong with this government.
Crime / Re: Man Damages Police Sergeant’s Mouth With Fist Blows by Abrupt: 5:59pm On Jan 26, 2017
P.M.EXPRESS gathered that his mouth was badly damaged such that he could not properly eat and drink.

Haha! ^_^ I've always wanted this to happen to a policeman. I don't feel an iota of sympathy for him. Serves him right, you policemen are finally having a taste of your own medicine. Indeed, police is a friend to your fist!

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Politics / Re: N166bn Contract Mess: Senate Probes Works Ministry, BPP Over Contract Inflation. by Abrupt: 4:52pm On Jan 26, 2017
Nbote:
Hehehehe.. Breeze don dey blow...
Not while Buhari Is on seat. Give this a month and all will be forgotten. You don't know the country you're in.
Politics / Re: "Buhari Is The Commander Of Executive Corruption" - Farooq Kperogi by Abrupt: 2:54pm On Jan 26, 2017
He claims to be fighting corruption, guess the corruption consumed him. Tourist calling himself president.

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Politics / Re: Reps Begin Investigation Of ‘missing’ $1bn Oil Prospecting Licence Bonuses by Abrupt: 2:25pm On Jan 26, 2017
After two weeks, they'll sweep the investigation under the carpet and all will be forgotten.
Family / Re: Woman Chased Away Husband From Home After Impregnated By Lover (pics) by Abrupt: 2:11pm On Jan 26, 2017
After God, fear women.

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Blasts Those Attacking Her For Returning To Instagram by Abrupt: 9:19am On Jan 26, 2017
Nothing new. Celebrities feed on attention to remain relevant.
Politics / Re: Reps Pass Confidence Vote On Buhari by Abrupt: 8:55am On Jan 26, 2017
Doguwa said: “2019 will take care of itself. But we can assure you that Nigerians can’t do without Buhari in 2019.”

This person deserve to be stabbed, 99 times at that!
What exactly does he mean by we can't do without Buhari in 2019? Currently, what is he doing? Bunch of inhuman politician. Nigerians can't even withstand his presence right now let alone 2019.

Poll Vote!
Share if you want Buhari for 2019
Like if you don't want the incompetent president for 2019

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland/General Section Chatroom by Abrupt: 10:53pm On Jan 25, 2017
Giba:
Just passing cheesy angry grin
Young lady, where are you going to?


Brings Out Baton

Where's your destination particular?
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by Abrupt: 8:41pm On Jan 25, 2017
Bars retracted.
My bad, I assumed here would be similar to RG and others. Klef, congratulations. I don't have time to start breaking up my lines and doing explanation.
Politics / Re: Fayose Condemns FG's Attack On Men Of God, Says Country Will Be In Crisis If.... by Abrupt: 4:28pm On Jan 25, 2017
"When you push a coward's back against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight."
If the government is not careful, those Christians will battle for themselves. They'll fight in ways even the government won't expect.

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Religion / Re: Video: My Arrest Will Shut Nigeria – Apostle Suleiman VIDEO: Ap by Abrupt: 3:41pm On Jan 25, 2017
Serves the government right. This is what you get when you allow the northerners to freely massacre these innocent Christians.
"When you push a coward's back against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight."
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by Abrupt: 2:12pm On Jan 25, 2017
Politics / Re: 1$ At 180 Tweet, Ben Bruce And Others Come For Die Hard APC Supporter by Abrupt: 7:24am On Jan 25, 2017
Always remember, The internet never forgets..

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