To begin with, you'll have to choose a gender. We don't even know what you are, him or her?

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun.

This is their way of compensating us for the the 'Mobile Grenade (S7)' they produced last year.

Well, when we were little, we were told 'The first person to build a house in a street, gets the street named after him or her.' I've always believed the fable tho'

Ridiculous. Aside the fact God doesn't exist, this is a bizarre way to prove his existence. Then again, it serves them right, being gullible comes with a prize and that's the prize they've been rewarded with. I hope they scream 'Hallelujah' if the chemical begin its effect.

Firstly, what's with the board around his neck? He's suppose to be holding it with his hands like they do in every other countries. Secondly, why was the picture taken outside? NPF and their rubbish ways of doing things. Shouldn't he be in prison cloth in the picture?

obamabinladen:
Waiting for Buhari and APC to apologise to Nigerians.

Who need their apologies? If they can't make the changes they promised, they should leave it for those who can.

Impressive, Linda keeps surprising us. Now we know what you're spending those annoying adverts money on.

ammyluv2002:
What happened to forgiveness?


"And forgive us our sins,
as we have forgiven those who sin against us" Matthew 6:12

You think he'll easily forgive someone that is disturbing his business profit?
'That moment when the truth is too bitter for the pastor to handle.. '

The Lord didn't reveal to him his own arrest?

And Buhari is 102 years old. Pathetic liars.

doskie:
You are wise. A pistol has a short range. Run! Wind deflects the bullet across a short distance.

I bet he wasn't even thinking about that. He was only obeying his survival instinct. Besides, who will see gun and be thinking?

When I was a kid, I used to tell myself 'I'll never enter a plane without a personal parachute.'

Dremostar:


“I accepted his proposal because of pressure…he proposed in public"

To those men who do public proposal and think it's romantic, you're only pressuring your partner to make a choice of either accepting your proposal or humiliating you.

We all know the state of our economy, it's unfair to judge her because she's female asking help from a male.

Vice president or pawn?

lofty900:
I don't think they're shooting directly at the students as no casualties have been reported

Until casualties are reported? Until students are dead? Then you'll be wishing them 'RIP' and pretend as if you truly care. Firstly, are policemen suppose to shoot at the students?

Why buy babies? when there are hōrny men out there that'll give you triplet from one nightstand.

Hausa wedding and bald heads are like..

The way to Nigerian's heart, is through their stomach.

Mr Common Sense, you should be sensible enough to know that this type of thing is done is most countries. The only negativity in this 'Donation' is; money won't circulate and it'll end up embezzled.

That doesn't guarantee the marriage will last long.

Attention seeking scene.

TeleboiZ005:
OP source

Sauce kor Pepper ni. Like the picture is not enough evidence.

The government is to blame! My sympathy to the widow and the children left behind.

tbliss22:


For crying out loud why can't Nigerians read to comprehend. Did the write say anything about V.P collecting money?Please read the write-up again before spewing trash.....

Hol' up Hol' up, my bad okay? The headline convinced me. You don't have to go all Rambo on me.

AZeD1:


Read to understand and not to reply.

C'mon! The headline was what led me wrong. Plus the article was kinda too long to read.

pheemmii:
Read all over.. It was not a new project, it has been awarded about 8yrs ago and abandoned in 2011. It was not this regime's project... Pls verify, thanks.

Pastor's child. Thank you for scolding me in a polite way. I really fell for the headline tho'

JAMB should co-ordinate this year exam with proper care. Last year own was too disastrous for the students.

Papikush:
I wonder why they keep saying "wizkid's son" not like he (wizkid) claimed the bastard.

Either ways, it's not the boy's fault that he was born. And stop calling him 'bastard,' he might be illegitimate but that doesn't make him a lesser human.
There are other nice replacement for bastard; Baseborn, Illegitimate child, Love child etc.

I'm lazy and the headline is too long to read.