₦airaland Forum

DAVE5:
well honestly, we can't always please everybody, she met me the way i was so if i'd have to change my looks jst so she could be pleased then i think she doesnt really loves me



bro,wats up, hope uv bin avin fun, but come to think of it oh if you can change the 5 on ur own moniker den i'd follow suit, hope u guys had a gr8 week sha, TGIF

*laughinq in indian* hehe, na wahala i go e-scatter the venue now maybe by den u wil knw ah dont take NO for an aswer *lol*....ow ur syd bro Here ave been a lot of stressful....exam period, sleeples night(readinq)......dat y ave nt been frequent here

Absolutely YES!...abi wat do ya think bout it lewis0 and dave5 ( told u to change dat "5" moniker)

I will send her a txt msg in d morninq " happy valentine/election day, may our vote count in d nearest future"...then, i will go to her place or she will come to my place and i will hold her hand and we will both go to d poolinq booth to vote 4 d same party then, we will wait till d vote is counted........ Then we will DEPART...... The sweetiest VAL day EVER!!

*coughinq* hmmm....ow una dey Am sorry 4 been absent at d meetinq oo, make nobody come charge me for absentee fine oo na beg i beg..... Brandnew2 (my oga at d top) DAVE5(i swear, one day i will e-break dis guy neck) Lewis0( d main man) and others i greet una ooo..... I heard dat BRANDNEW2 has pay for advance so, barman give me a bottle of andre make i dey sip am......

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]who are u sef, abi u remain 4 house ni, just imagine u threatening me sha, a whole me, u r in soup Mr,

bros I no sabi fight ohh, na mouth I just dey make ohh abeg[/color]

laughinq in japan....God save u ooo, i think say u go F**ck with me and i will let ur nxt ride be an ambulance BT u don accept ur OGA so, i will kindly free u....* u re discharge and acquainted*

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]am so sorry man, the police are already on the next flight to ur house, but if u fit settle me like 3k, we can av an agreement[/color]

na beg i beg o.... Bt if u knw say u no wan hear my beg den, i will show u who ah be.....

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]ohh, so u don't have a gf b4 making all diz plans, now uv committed a bigger offence dan all the ones levied against my humble self[/color]

*picks d fone to call d police*

[color=#990000][/color]*laughing in swahili* bros, hehe! E neva reach dat 1 na, abeg na joke i dey joke oo kindly hang d call to d police....i dey on my knees....na beg i beg ooo

goofyone:
Hahaha. Sharp businessman.

that how it is o my bro.... NO DULLING IN LAGOS, NO DULLING ON NL......
To whom it may concern, i dey use dis medium beg any1 wey knw anytin abt fiverr.com to save a broda..........

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]police system change ke!!! iffa hear, except if they've sacked all set current police men and employed whites to take over d Nigerian police force[/color]

no worry, if i bcome d nxt I.G of police, i go amend every loopholes.......

goofyone:
Bro, you are right. But not all ladies have rational heads on their neck. I hope yours does.

hehehe!!! My broda u wont believe it if i tell u say i just dey plan am down dat if i gat a gf, dat wat i will do.......BUT i gat none....so, itz jez a word of d mouth maybe u should adopt the plan on ur gf and pay me a token of #5,000

MrFlexible:
Guys, what's up?...its been a while..

brandnew2, dave5, absky5...how fat u guyz??

ehen, those two monicks end with 5.. you guys are hereby summoned before the house to explain this.

thank u ooo bros.... If u read my post u will see where i accuse DAVE5 of stealinq my advice and dats d same tin he did with d MONICK "5"....i just dont knw y he is stealinq my personal property so, i think is offence is now 3..... Gat to tell d police ASAP

goofyone:
She'll give up on you by the next day

she wont dare do it because what we did is our nation call and we must do it...... Our nation comes b4 any f***ing val...

DAVE5:
*haba!!!! he wants to involve police sha!!!, runs to find a hiding place, I dnt have egunje to settle dem police boiz *

offence number 2! U re tryinq to bribe d police Hehehe!! Dont u knw dat d police system has change.....SAY NO TO BRIBERY[color=#990000][/color]

DAVE5:
lol, go ur separate ways ke!!! so no lovey lovey for her dat day

while waitinq 4 d vote to be counted we would have do all d lovey dovey by then.....

DAVE5:
greetings bro, nothing much has been going on though, was busy with dis new catch of mine, just like brandnew2 told absky5 dat he needs a girl in his life, I decided to take his advice as well

hehe!!! U re stealinq d advice qivinq 2 me abi Iaff catch u 2dae.....where are the police of NL?

Brandnew2:
Dude! You need a woman in your life not girls.

u got it right dude...a Lady nt girls...... I will keep searchinq 4 her bt 4 now am searchinq 4 tuition fee

Brandnew2:
Dude, you spent your pocket money on alcohol and cow tail.

nah!! I spend it on girls and ORIJIN

LewisO:
absky5, brandnew2, DAVE5.... I greet u guys, what's going on?

bro everytin just dull over here.... I dont think i will come to meetinq.....hustinq 4 skul fees i gat 2 wks deadline

This february 14 will be romantic for me and my boo.

I will wake up early on the D-day, send a txt to my boo " happy election day baby, may our vote count in d nearest future"... Then, i will take her out to the pollinq booth and queue in d hot sun ( i hope d day will be sunny) and we will both vote 4 d same candidate. After dat we will both wait till d vote is counted and we will gpo our separate ways......... That how i will spend my valentine.....# share yours

I think we should start takinq register everyday........ If u dont have 50% percent register in a week i will tell d barman nt to serve u anytin 4 2 weeks......

basille:
Dream car should be anything comfortable with less fuel consumption
I just realized i have little knowledge of cars

seconded!

LewisO:
I am doing good today, we give thanks to God.

Just Nairalanding everywhere today!

How was the class?

class?? Just have a lecture in d morninq and an impromptu test after that partyinq, partyinq,partyinq.........infact am even at anoda party right now

LewisO:
Guy u dirty small ;DNo mind me jàre.
Hahaha!

Shay any girl no tell u sey bros abeg which perf u uses come class today? wey u no shower with konko and soap. Nawa o.

Make God forgive me this weather don tire me.

It's getting colder every day by day, I must use two blankets to cover my body before sleeping!

see Lewis0 u want make i con freeze in d mawnin cos i hate usinq hot water in harmattan am nt dirty cos i change my cloth and use som perf *winks* by dat, no one knows my secret xcept my Uncle, his wife and Lewis0..........how is ur day?

LewisO:
OK bro! I did merit your nice approach!

Please don't let anybody get u frustrated.

How your side, and this weather?

bro, u wicked o, u no fit correct me of my typographic error Hehehen...my side dull o and dis weather is not sometin 2 write home abt....sometimes sef i no dey bath go school i go jez rinse my legs,hand,face and head....den after returninq frm campus in d afternoon, i go come bath...........#harmattan #cold #freeze # cattarh #cough #dust

LewisO:
U don't get when we joking!
Did I typed that to lay any assault against u? No!
we are just joking bro!

Nobody is in this thread to make any controversial comment!

I have also made contribution, try check the thread, I have something there u can help me check it out, I aso need your intellectual point of view to it.

am so sorry bro, i think its my state of mind wen readinq ur post cos am angry at d moment( one idiot made me angry on fb lastnite) so, WE(ME,MYSELF and I) are sorry 4 allowinq our state of mind to judge wat we re doinq......#peace

Brandnew2:
Yo! What's up?
Just kick their silly as*s or better yet get them a nice chick.
Some off my lecturers back in school wouldn't mind you buying them a couple of beer too. The point is, get friend and be more f amiliar with them.
You are all men.

most of d lecturer wey d my skul dey pretendddddd..... If u try am, u go find ursef 2 blame bt its nt like they dont like it bt dey wld just pretend as if they are all saint....there was dis day dat i want to see a lecturer in d admin block and one of my frnd (female) said she wld like to follow me so, as we enter d admin block i just hold d girl 4 neck as if she is my gf then, a lecturer saw us and call me aside to his office that " dont do wat u re doinq with dat girl aqain o because if other lecturer that have interest in d girl see u, u might be in trouble" so, i said "thank u sir" and i went to meet the girl back den, i comport mysef *fast forward 2 d nxt day* the girl told me dat the lecturer (the one who advise me) is wooinq her...... I just dey laff d girl ask me y am laffinq, i just cant tell her, i just told her that its funny.......

mashnino:
oya shoot

bro, if i shoot this one ehn U go run

Today is a hell 4 me at campus...... Words only cant xplain wat all dose stupid lecturers made me go through 2dae.......

LewisO:
brandnew2 what's up? u summoned me.
Did that guy know what his typing?

i dont think i knw wat am typinq, i wont mind u tellinq me what to type........ "Some peepz just dont knw what a gentlemen lounge is"...*smh*....i knw u wont understand d words in d quote also....

hrykanu231:
Make I register. Calls barman, na who put no smoking for here? *whispers* give me Benson and two bottles of Origin.
Let's go there...

MrFlexible:
that babe on skirt suit ....me was trying to ignite a conversation with her for about 5 minutes, with all the lyrical license av got, it proved abortive... so I chill, coincidentally, one of our clients called me so I was talking about a solution and was really flowing in business parlance. na so, she just ask me, are u into business process,or anything relate... number 1 blunder, I just overlook the error...I said no actually but its an integral part of my daily activities as it is inevitable in any thing that involves solution deployment... the girl then listened carefully as I tutor her like a child having a session with her mentor. I just dey flow....
next, she said can I have your number, I said I prefer mails.. so we exchanged mails n began to talk about many things..we got a little bit personal..bus had a fault, we stopped and had more opportunity to talk.. I used one of my time tested methodologies to get some personal info in a matured n light way. so I threw a joke,it attracted a guy and a girl, they also joined in the conversation making it more interesting.
I got all their contacts, cos I saw it as an opportunity to play out one of my resolutions for this year, that is making more friends. so its a plan...
the conductor asked me for money again, thinking I entered at the previous bstop...I just calm, peeps were asking him "how many times nah"....so he said na so dem dey do...I free am..then he said "if we start now, he go run o"...so I ask am say who him be....my voice still dey down den...but when he said he be something something....I just smile...cos me don dey fear already....I just free am..

u fall my hand o..u 4 raise ur voice back 2 d conductor and if he tries anytin 4ny den, u will call 767 or 112.......

LewisO:
brandnew2 what's up? u summoned me.
Did that guy know what his typing?

i dont think i knw wat am typinq, i wont mind u tellinq me what to type........ "Some peepz just dont knw what a gentlemen lounge is"...*smh*....i knw u wont understand d words in d quote also....

Joshua8695:
see this one o, look i posted this for those who have sense and also for those who are ready to make money.

abeg re read my post.... And stop d use of abusive word sir cos i ddnt abuse u or is "a rare gem" an abusive word Tanx all d same

Joshua8695:
seems like you dont know the meaning of scam.
Anyway click that link to know more of what i am talking about http://joshstar.wapka.mobi/site_7.xhtml

alright bro, ave registered and i will start my pathway to online money makinq..lol... D reason y i say its a scam is because one culd hardly see any1 dat will want 2 give u d ways he use in makinq money without askinq u 2 pay......"u re a rare gem"