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PhonesRe: >>>THE Only Way I Do Make Money Online In Nigeria<<< by absky5(m): 4:37pm On Jan 12, 2015
Can u expantiate it very well cos dis one u say seem like scam 2 me
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 5:26pm On Jan 11, 2015
Oh boy! Na lace shoe oooo....i kinda dont like covered shoes
reason: because i dont like it
why: because i dont like it
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 4:45pm On Jan 11, 2015
Its almost time 4 d meetinq oya brandnew2 make u post d TOPIC 4 Todae
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 4:44pm On Jan 11, 2015
Its almost time 4 d meetinq oya brand2new make u post d TOPIC 4 Todae
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Create 20,000 Jobs In Every State! - Osinbajo by absky5(m): 9:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
Buhari 4 presido...kick out dat cl*ele*s president (gej).....720,000 jobs and 800,000 jobs....i think osinbanjo is right and jona is wronq because dey both have not create the jobs bt am sure if jona is elected he will not create even a thousand job because he is cluesless.... He use 6 yrs in service and did nt create 800,000 jobs bt he want to create it within 4 years. *smh*....

FeBUHARI 14 for BUHARI
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 8:47pm On Jan 07, 2015
protegesol:
I register.






For thee topic.
I lied to her I owned a car. When it was time for a date, I lied my driving license expired so we hired a cab. I'm not sure she would have fell for me if I told her I had no car.
*eleyi gidi gan* u re one of the baddest nigga**!!!! Abeg barman give him 2 bottles of orijin and 1 plate of peppersoup
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 8:09pm On Jan 07, 2015
Make una contribute to the topic na orelse i'll tell d barman to stop d drinks and d peppersoup ooo
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 6:55pm On Jan 07, 2015
Sorry am late... Am cominq here by plane and d traffic congestion in the sky is so bad....... What ave i misshuh
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 2:20pm On Jan 07, 2015
mashnino:
ur head dey dre... chop knuckle jooor....
*point my fist out to receive the knuckle*....tanx bro
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 2:18pm On Jan 07, 2015
We don talk abt d drinks and music.... Make sum1 tell dem 4 d beer parlour dat they should reserve enuf cat fish/cow tail 4 pepper soup.....
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2015
mashnino:
na to find dj remain... at least soft music for background
dat true bro.....*quikcly dial dj badoo nomba* hey, badoo i need u @ nairaland beer parlour @ 6pm daily, startinq from 2day.....*hang up*....i have get a dj 4 us
Jokes EtcRe: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by absky5(m): 1:43pm On Jan 07, 2015
Let me translate it 4 u

"the vulture eat the sacrifice" without any consequence"
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 1:32pm On Jan 07, 2015
@brandnew2, if dats true den i will fully reqister......*calls d restaurant on phone* hello, abeg help me book seat down 4 d front row, 4 2day meetinq @ 6pm and dont 4get to help me get my ORIJIN, 7 bottles will be enuf 4 2day....*hang up*

N.B... I dont drink
RomanceRe: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by absky5(m): 12:10pm On Jan 07, 2015
I Register....

As a gentleman, i am still single...

Reason: am d shy type and dat what makes me gentle wink
PoliticsRe: I'll Send Corrupt Nigerians To Kirikiri Prison - Buhari by absky5(m): 8:31am On Jan 07, 2015
BUHARI is the man....feBUHARI for BUHARI.......
Sai buhari/osinbanjo
RomanceRe: I Saw Indecency In A Lady's Phone. by absky5(m): 4:47pm On Jan 06, 2015
clevvermind:
na wao.
ladies been deceivinq men since d days of adam
RomanceRe: I Saw Indecency In A Lady's Phone. by absky5(m): 9:24am On Dec 31, 2014
Ladies can pretend!!!.... There is dis lady at my place, she pretend alot as if she does not knw what a porn is so, one day i have d privilege to hold her phone den i started checkinq her videos and i didnt see anytin indecency dere. I was surprise and happy at d same time dat dis is an innocent lady But somtin occur 2 dat i shld check her operamini history BEHOLD i started seeinq all sort of porn site dat dis lady usually visit and stream the videos to watch on her phone.............BEWARE OF LADIES
PoliticsRe: Lagos-Based Artistes Step Out For Buhari (Pics) by absky5(m): 6:35pm On Dec 28, 2014
Collynzo419:
And I dont think we can ever conquer this particular weakness

Haba

Our God is wonderful, that lady's bakassi was wonderfully created.
seriously!!! It seems like God created that lady on d day he won baba ijebu lottery abi d day wey resources full ground and HE (GOD) just dey put am 4 d lady bakassi.......*backyard*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whatsapp Users by absky5(m): 8:49pm On Dec 07, 2014
Add me up 07065251052
InvestmentRe: Help A Student!!! by absky5(op): 8:18pm On Dec 03, 2014
LINCOLNGODWINS:
my 2go username is mclincoln
have sent u a friend request sir
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRAINSTORMING- Imagine This Situation: What Will You Do If It Were You?. by absky5(m): 7:48pm On Dec 03, 2014
Deapexboy:
ok.....i don't knw wat it looks lyk cos am in poland
are u serioushuh? because dat were i stay b4 movinq 2 somalia bt my wife is livinq there though
InvestmentRe: Help A Student!!! by absky5(op): 11:40am On Dec 03, 2014
LINCOLNGODWINS:
lets talk on whatsapp here is my number08181735609:.you can keep your 2k let me introduce you to a biz i started here in my school(uniport) with no capital
thanks bro, bt am nt on whatssap what abt 2go or facebook or email
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRAINSTORMING- Imagine This Situation: What Will You Do If It Were You?. by absky5(m): 11:29am On Dec 03, 2014
Deapexboy:
hw much is a bottle of orijin in Somalia
its 100 shillings my broda
RomanceRe: M by absky5(m): 7:54am On Dec 03, 2014
Me sef like better things o @ op....i wont mind if u can teach me BT dont teach her
Nairaland GeneralRe: BRAINSTORMING- Imagine This Situation: What Will You Do If It Were You?. by absky5(m): 7:44am On Dec 03, 2014
We dont give people a ride at night here in SOMALIA.......BTW waitinq for the answer while zippinq my orijin
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by absky5(m): 2:44pm On Dec 02, 2014
Taylor
InvestmentRe: Help A Student!!! by absky5(op): 7:16am On Dec 02, 2014
Thank u sir bt doinq d part time job will affect me academically cos we dont have a day free of lecture xcept free period.......awaitinq ur reply sir
Forum GamesRe: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by absky5(m): 8:39pm On Dec 01, 2014
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