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SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by Absu(m): 6:16pm On Jul 02, 2010
baning dem shuld nt hv bin d rit step, he shuld use styl and remove all of dem
NYSCRe: NYSC: Which State/Year Did You Serve? by Absu(m): 7:12am On Jun 28, 2010
Einstein:
What is the usefulness of this thread?
c eh,if u dnt hv anytin 2 say,isnt it gud dat u kip ur mouth shot,or beta stil,kip u fingers crosed.Dnt try 2 spoil oda ppl's memory angry angry angry or are u stil waiting 4 ur post ume exams?Dnt worry it wil soon b ur tym 2 write about nysc experince.
NYSCRe: NYSC: Which State/Year Did You Serve? by Absu(m): 4:08pm On Jun 26, 2010
i served in borno state, kwayar kusar lga, 2007/2008 batch a cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Wants Enyeama by Absu(m): 4:04pm On Jun 26, 2010
5p1naz:
18/06/2010 11:13
NEWS & FEATURES
Talking Reds talent spotter
manufan54 picks out Nigeria's in-
form World Cup shot-stopper,
Player name: Vincent Enyeama
National team: Nigeria
Club team: Hapoel Tel Aviv
Position: Goalkeeper
Age: 27
Match scouted: Argentina 1-0
Nigeria, 12 June 2010
Key moment: Enyeama made many
key saves, especially against a world
class player like Lionel Messi. Messi
himself after the game told reporters
that the goalkeeper was
phenomenal. He was the main
reason why Nigeria came so close to
a draw with such a powerful
international force.
Strengths: Enyeama is a very athletic
keeper with very good agility, giving
him a reputation for saving
penalties. He is a very powerful
goalkeeper and has no fear - he is
alway sacrifricing his body to grab
the ball mid-air from long crosses.
He is also a very vocal player,
communicating with his defence,
and urging on his team-mates.
Weaknesses: One concern might be
that he likes to play the sweeper
role, and some players will try to
catch him off his line with chipped
shots.
Suitability: With Edwin van der Sar
turning 40 in a couple of months, it
is likely this will be his last season.
Enyeama would prove to be a very
valuable goalkeeper, developing into
a very solid no.1 for United.
Estimated cost: The rumour is
Hapoel are keen to sell Enyeama as
they could not agree a new contract.
They are reportedly looking for
buyers at around £3million, which
could be a great deal. Arsenal and
Tottenham are also said to be
interested.

manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid=%7BB4CEE8FA-9A47-47BC-B069-3F7A2F35DB70%7D&newsid=6649995
MAN U huh,R U SURE huh huhI CUD NT C ANY LINK 2 D STORY
SportsRe: Osaze Odemwingie Blasts Kanu Captaincy by Absu(m): 3:46pm On Jun 26, 2010
harmeenut:
Since Osaze didn't tell up the "interests", we cant definitely fault Kanu. Kanu himself wasn't used until the last match & he was susbstituted. At least Osaze had his chances in the first 2 matches and he failed to lift up to expectations. May be he was expecting Kanu to speak against the coach's decision not to start him and if that is the case, who is Kanu to challenge the authority of the coach. The same Osaze was the one that said Eagles under Amodu lacks lacked Techinical input from the Bench; the same Osaze first hailed the hiring of Lagerback, he's now saying NFF shouldn't have sacked Amodu simply because he didnt enjoy starter's shirt under the new coach. Osaze is a good & committed player no doubt but he's allowing all the adorations (including ladies wanting to have him cheesy wink) to get into his head. He feels because he's been voted the best Naija player going into the world cup, he should command automatic shirt. He should keep his cool and try to achieve half of what Kanu has achieved before criticizing him. This attitude of I'm d best has been there even under Amodu but we just overlooked it becos of his contribution; even when Amodu signified interest to substitute him then, he still felt like "me". there was one during the match against Kenya (not too sure now) that he wanted to play either corner kick or free kick & still wanted to go ahead even after being told he's been substituted and  the referee had to beckoned to him.

Kanu may have his parts of the blame but all of them - players, coaches, and largely NFF are responsible for the failure at SA 2010
well said.me tink d guy is feling fulstrated alraedy.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by Absu(m): 7:33pm On Jun 12, 2010
@all, u can say wateva u feel lik sayin,4 me, dis is d best match i ve sees eagles play in d last 10 yrs.cuddos 2 lagerbag,he really changed that team.enyama was superb allso was xpecting a 4-o win
RomanceRe: I'm 27, She's 16: Should I Disvirgin Her? by Absu(m): 7:46pm On Jun 10, 2010
silvertuke:
You nor dey shame? at 27 u dey date 16 years old girl. dis na proper child abuse. u nor know say u don reach to marry? na una dey spoil all this small small girls so. if their mate ask them out them go say the guys them nor reach because na chairman manliness them take start to dey bleep.

Bros abeg leave the small girl na u suppose to dey advised her.
wat are u talking, hav u 4goten dat a girlis designed 2 accommodat any kind of man no matta d age.Gay abeg sarry dey go joo cool cool
RomanceRe: Too Bad For Naija Ladies Ooooo! by Absu(m): 6:47pm On Jun 09, 2010
lwkmdcheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Di c am 4 paper too. me b tink say 9ja guys over smoke. i no no say our girls smoke pass. dem dey carry am dey pose grin
SportsRe: Adidas Is Not Marketing The Super Eagles Like Its Other Customers by Absu(m): 6:40pm On Jun 09, 2010
u ppl over like to complain huh u complain super egles this nnf dat, i tireo huh
RomanceRe: Let's Be Sincere (virgins Beware!) by Absu(m): 10:37am On May 31, 2010
Probably,more dan 2face grin grin grin
U c y dat guy is stil a saint compiring him wit all of us.He dosnt lik wasting seed,he puts dem in2 action grin grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Relationship V Nt Had Ever Since I Broke Up Wth My Ex by Absu(m): 9:14am On May 31, 2010
i humbly write 2 aply 4 d post of serious bf in ur life.I have 10yrs experince when it comes 2 maters of d hart,and promise 2 do my wrk judiciously.My qualifications include: bsc in mass furnication,bsc in womanology n se.xolgy.Mba in bangin n fingering.Phd in women anatomy (orgasmic spots) .If u want 2knw mor about me,u can kindly ask my present employers.Thank you 4 going true my application.
Sincerly your,
saint cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by Absu(m): 8:36am On May 31, 2010
propheT,my own problem is my JT.it embarases me @ d slightest sight of a nice lookin gal,upon d fact dat i alwayz give it wat belongs 2 it like 5timz in a week.wat do u sugest 2 reduce it?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Faher by Absu(m): 8:05am On May 31, 2010
wat happen 2 d lof making,abi na quicky u do.dnt tel me u ar a 1 min man.
RomanceRe: Dating a younger guy. by Absu(m): 12:59am On May 31, 2010
tpia.:
if he's nigerian he probably will.

but tell him anyway.

God will bring your own man.
sounds lik u have concluded he's gonna leave 1ce he hears d truth.som guyz prefer older ladies u knw
RomanceRe: Dating a younger guy. by Absu(m): 12:51am On May 31, 2010
i think u hav 2 let him knw.His reaction wil let u knw if he lovs u or nt.All d best
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Colombia Friendly (1 - 1) by Absu(m): 12:23am On May 31, 2010
Naija self,jst smdays bak, u pple were calling uncle las and his boiz,all sorts of names.2day u all are singing praises 2 him and his boiz.2morohuh who knws wat wil happen 2 him and his playerz
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Colombia Friendly (1 - 1) by Absu(m): 8:52pm On May 30, 2010
guys wats d score line and hw is our per4mance?any improvement.Update me pls.I m nt watching course i dey work cool
RomanceRe: You Have Heard Of The French Kiss But Now We Introduce The African Kiss: by Absu(m): 9:46pm On May 29, 2010
Which ever way u may c it,2 dem kiss is kiss grin grin
D lady is enjoying it,she nt complaining grin grin
RomanceRe: Come And See What My Eyes Have Seen by Absu(m): 6:15pm On May 29, 2010
Tell am say snack no dey swallow im fellow snack 4 here
SportsRe: Describe The Super Eagles In One Word by Absu(m): 5:31pm On May 29, 2010
Definitly coming back with d cup cool
RomanceRe: Guys What Does This Break Mean To You? Should I Be Patient Or Just End It Myself by Absu(m): 5:12pm On May 29, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy :DJust having la1/2 day here.Think d poster is nt planning about settling down due 2 2much age on her side cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Can U Date Hermaphrodite? by Absu(m): 4:06pm On May 29, 2010
can dey produce sperm and ovary,and equally have di.ck and pu¤sy?If yes,no man or woman should disturb dem cos dey r self made(content) since dey can get pregnant by self whenever it pleases dem grin grin grin grin grin
@op,2 answer ur question,i can date one out of curiousity.2 actually determine d position of d 2 se.x organs grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Taking A Bet On A Lady! by Absu(m): 6:02pm On May 27, 2010
4 me, its only d end dat justifies d means.its was a bet @ d begining but lov @ last.
i will tell her d gist n if she is in lov wit me,i believe we will la1/2 over it
RomanceRe: What Does It Feel Like To Fall In Love, How Do I Know I'm It ? I Need To Know by Absu(m): 5:54pm On May 27, 2010
edoyad:
. Does the feeling come in my head, mouth , tongue , toes or where ever, please who can help me so i don't miss out on this so called "magical" feeling i so desperately want to experience.
d feeling comes b/w ur thighs. grin grin
wen nxt u c a girl,if u notice any reaction b/w ur thighs,den u r in lov

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