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Celebrities › Re: London-based Man Cuts Ties With Verydarkman Over Recent Online Controversy by Absuchat(m): 3:21am On Jun 29, 2024

Because he was bold enough to call out Obi cubana?

grin

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Science/Technology › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fish? (pics/video) by Absuchat(m): 3:15am On Jun 29, 2024

Lavisha:
Haaa..

That gal na ashawoo 10kobo

With smelly kpekus grin

Business › Facebook Has Monetize Nigeria by Absuchat(op): 8:27am On Jun 28, 2024

I woke up this morning and going through my Facebook's dashboard, I discovered Nigeria is now a eligible country.
Congratulations to content creators

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 117 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 6:22am On Jun 28, 2024

SmartPolician:
EFCC is trying; the commission cannot have its finger in every pie. What is ICPC doing? People don't even know that the latter exists.

ICPC?
I doubt if they still exist yet Startimes does any how it wants

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 117 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 5:39am On Jun 28, 2024

Why is EFCC so fixated on Yahoo boys while ignoring the major reason OBJ established it?

Imagine Nigerian's NIN sold for just 100 naira and no single arrest has been made yet.

Yahaya Bello is still a free man up till now

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Science/Technology › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fish? (pics/video) by Absuchat(m): 8:53pm On Jun 27, 2024

Lavisha:
You don carry Jennyclay before?

How much you pay?

Indomie and egg grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Summary Of What Lead To The Chaos In Kenya by Absuchat(op): 5:22am On Jun 27, 2024

ForValour:
You obtain loans without my permission, mismanaged the loans and now you want me to pay your debts. African leaders take their followers for a joke.

And still spending ridiculously on yourself and your fellow thieves.
Uganda and Ghana are warming up..... Nigerians will soon get wise

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Foreign Affairs › Summary Of What Lead To The Chaos In Kenya by Absuchat(op): 4:27am On Jun 27, 2024

Cheat sheet for what’s happening in Kenya

1. Kenya is owning billions

2. Kenya decides to raise taxes to cover debt

3. Protesters who are taxpayers say No. The protesters tell their government to “cut spending instead of raising taxes.”

4. Government and taxpayers disagree

5. Taxpayers protest

6. Their government kills them for protesting

Sports › Re: Osaze Odemwingie Turns Professional Golfer, Gets PGA Badge by Absuchat(m): 1:39pm On Jun 26, 2024

After all Usain bolt once played for Manchester united.
In this life try and be successful.

Who will ever think Akwa okuku(,a renowned native doctor) will get Chivido invite?

Food › Re: Who Are You Calling To Help You Finish This... by Absuchat(m): 1:24pm On Jun 26, 2024

E no go even reach me sef

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Sports › Re: ‘osimhen’s Attitude, Character Scaring Suitors’ by Absuchat(m): 1:22pm On Jun 26, 2024

He thinks Europe is like Ojota where mad people are more than normal people.

He will soon play on loan for Sporting Lagos

Crime › Re: Killer Of Gokada Founder, Fahim Saleh, Convicted In The US by Absuchat(m): 1:18pm On Jun 26, 2024

suxes2005:
Kai!

Kai= Kick Against Indicipline

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian In The House,how Did King Saul Die. by Absuchat(m): 1:14pm On Jun 26, 2024

He stopped breathing grin

Crime › Re: Killer Of Gokada Founder, Fahim Saleh, Convicted In The US by Absuchat(m): 1:13pm On Jun 26, 2024

Gokada is currently almost shutting down.

Over 70% of their riders are gone.... revenue has dropped drastically....all thanks to this 1diot

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Travel › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Absuchat(m): 10:13pm On Jun 24, 2024

Splendicity:
27 years is never being old ...

Unless you are older, if you are younger ,you will not get to that age 27.... cause i don't want you to get old like me...

It's everybody you insult.... on my birthday,saying mean things to me...

Don't worry dear you won't get to 27 ok? Cause I wouldn't want you to be old like me....

Old cargo

See wrinkles everywhere.
Tufiakwa.
Even with cheap cosmetics grin

With a
Shrinking kpekus

Travel › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Absuchat(m): 10:10pm On Jun 24, 2024

Splendicity:
Then if you are older than 27 ,I will assume you are the biggest fool the world has ever produced ...

Because as old as you are you still myopic and small in the brain...

I thank God for life , some of my mates are dead ok?

I'm the most happiest in the world...

I only replied you because you don't have sense...

So I'm done replying you cause I have said my mind..

Mugu

Evening newspaper grin

Travel › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Absuchat(m): 3:18am On Jun 24, 2024

Splendicity:
This is my day for crying out loud...you would have passed if you know it's only hurtful words that you can use on people on their celebration day....

Do you know my age? How I'm I old...

Even if I'm old, don't you pray to get to my age ? Abi you want to die early?

May God have mercy on you...

Madam you don old finish grin

Culture › Re: Pictures From Trending #LagosIgboHangout by Absuchat(m): 8:25pm On Jun 23, 2024

Ebubu2:
There’s nothing like LagosIgbo

There’s also nothing like AnambraYoruba

Or AbiaYoruba

Or ImoHausa

The first one LagosIgbo implies that Lagos has indigenous Igbos same way DeltaIgbos are indigenous Igbos.

LagosIgbos is false attempt at indiginization, go and find your home.

More wailing please

Crime › Re: 20-year-old Student Faked Kidnap, Demanded Over $700,000 Ransom – Lagos Police by Absuchat(m): 4:23pm On Jun 23, 2024

$700,0000
Is over 1b naira.

No wonder Jennyclay-like people flooded his lodge already grin

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Sports › Re: Ban Osimhen For 6 Months, Reinstate Troost Ekong And Omeruo As Captains! by Absuchat(m): 2:29pm On Jun 23, 2024

This one don dey trip for Ekong grin

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Agriculture › Re: African Plant That Cries Like A Baby When Cut (pix) by Absuchat(m): 2:05pm On Jun 23, 2024

Dey play

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Science/Technology › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fish? (pics/video) by Absuchat(m): 8:15am On Jun 23, 2024

doctore212:
Why some oloshos no dey gree brush teeth and shave armpit

Jennyclay own worse

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Romance › Re: One Thing That Smells Good But Isn't Perfume? by Absuchat(m): 4:48am On Jun 23, 2024

My wife's V-junction

Science/Technology › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fish? (pics/video) by Absuchat(m): 4:47am On Jun 23, 2024

Azu ndu

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Travel › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by Absuchat(m): 2:55am On Jun 23, 2024

You don dey old ooo.
Happy birthday to you jare

Health › Re: 25-year-old Lady Born With Two Vaginas Opens Up On Life Challenges by Absuchat(m): 3:22am On Jun 20, 2024

Augustine2244:
From majority of the comments above, one can deduct the average mentality of a typical Nigerian.
That's all they know best_sex,sex,sex while their grandfather's age mate is ruling on the country and running everything aground.
Am sure some of the perverts who commented above are above 35 ,yet a man of their age bracket is the youngest president in Latin America _the current president of Chile, Gabriel Boric.

Wail all you want....you as well as your f00lish reasoning are inconsequential.
Shebi they ban you and your generation from contesting and winning the presidential election?
Because people choose to express their feelings here in humourous manner, to myopic person like you, they are not serious-minded people in real life?
Pant just dey wear you aswear

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Health › Re: 25-year-old Lady Born With Two Vaginas Opens Up On Life Challenges by Absuchat(m): 1:01am On Jun 20, 2024*

Joy2dworldxyz:
May this good thing locate your family members soonest.

Say Amen if you don't mind!!

Mayday ! Mayday !! Mayday!!!

One 1diot spotted.

Roger that?
Over

Health › Re: 25-year-old Lady Born With Two Vaginas Opens Up On Life Challenges by Absuchat(m): 1:10pm On Jun 19, 2024

Baronthecelebri:
hahahahhahahaha, laugh wan kill me, comrade calm down

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Family › Re: Happy Father's Day From A Wonderful Wife by Absuchat(m): 5:26pm On Jun 18, 2024

LordReed:
Sadly my culinary skills are not up to par, I dey try but I no reach so I compensated in another way.

Dey whyne yourself. If you no Sabi cook, u can hardly know how to ride a standing co.ck grin

Family › Re: Happy Father's Day From A Wonderful Wife by Absuchat(m): 5:24pm On Jun 18, 2024

LordReed:
Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.

Gentlemen don't eat and tell either.
Since u don start the story,u better finish am grin

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