₦airaland Forum

Goalnaldo:
No one would get paid then. 50k likes and 20k shares is outrageous, I know you are catching cruise sha

No be cruise ooo
Btw, a lot of people here have way more than 50k likes and over 40k shares.

Me that created account few years back already have close to 50k likes

Crazy driver....may have crushed the poor girl's phone.

I heard Seun (kuti) will be implementing the monetisation structure on nairaland from July.
This is however long overdue.

To be able to get paid on nairaland, you must meet the following criteria:
1: You must have made a minimum of 200 post on nairaland

2: Your cumulative likes must be 50k+

3: Your cumulative shares must be 20k+

4: Your account hasn't been suspended by moderators before

5: You must have a valid NIN.

It's time to chop Seun's money

kunyeo:
I am from Ekiti State.

Opari

LordReed:
I am shouting out to my wonderful wife, our in house world class chef who cooked me a marvelous father's day lunch.

To all single guys I hope you find a wife like mine.

I'm not impressed.
Except say u collected a hot Dogg.y after this half-chop

kunyeo:
What does Yoruba have to do with this please?

Are you Yoruba or not?

Franklyspeakin:
blame shifting, their specialty.

U dey mind them?
When things were going very well under GEJ, they were all over the place shouting "ah ah ah" now their clueless uselessss brother has spoiled everything, they are now encouraging farmworker and blah blah blah

arantess:
honestly speaking the woman is up to something..
maybe shes saving for something or building house hence the incessant billing...

kaiii a whole 700k is way too much for upkeep

Some men mumu shaa.
Even if you be Dangote, how can you spend over 22k per day for a family of 4?

Orobadmeat:
Don't you have pepper and onions

And salt

You're Yoruba.
You can deny but we already know

We know the kin shoot wey una go for.....no bother explaining

U no dey here wetin dey sup for Port Harcourt abi

Dey play.
If I were you, I will eat it

Nigerian girls won't copy this one oo
Imagine billing me dry with just one VJ whereas your mate got two .

Good things hardly come to Nigerians

Bonanza ! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!!
Buy 1 get 1 free

Assuming sanwolu didn't rig last year's election, and PDP won, you could have become a billionaire by now.
God go punish that tout of a man (mc oluomo).
God bless GRV
God bless LP
God bless those whose campaign posters looked like pre-wedding pictures
God bless Sanwolu
God punish APC
God punish PDP

700 what?
That's way too much.

My advice, pretend you lost your job or your business just collapsed and see if she won't survive on 100k.

We've read and have heard stories whereby the woman used the money the husband gives her for upkeeps of the family to buy lands and build on them without his knowledge and letting him almost d1e trying to provide for his family.

Na una follow dey spoil these bleeding gender aswear.

Modified.
Maybe she's nursing the plan of divorce.... reason why she is trying to get all she can from you while the marriage lasts.
No dey surprise say she fit even don buy the house wey u dey pay the 3m rent
If you no wise up and man up, I foresee premium tears loading

fuckingAyaya:
very easy to spot an alatenuje. Someone will bully nd threaten you every minute of your life will cry for help nd nobody will help you say a big Amen!

Who is this thing?

That guy has no hand in mohbad's death.
Nigerians are always fast to accuse.
Same way Mc Virus is now being accused of k1lling Jnr Pope.

If only this one is as rich as Ned Nwoko.....this small girl could have remembered that age is just a number
That said, hustle ooo make u no go dey throw curses upandan

See people that Nigerians believe will protect them

Shameless thing

Dirty looking guy

Remove yahoo boys from Nigeria and EFCC is useless.
Yahaya Bello is still moving around free after stealing Kogi dry, but EFCC prefers going after Benz-freak guys

Police is more dangerous than kidnappers

Always make use of the pedestrian bridge.

Chai....this is why the Ogun state government has refused to do anything about the depletable condition of their roads.

Most road users are insane.... either they are over speeding (with vehicles) or they are crawl-crossing busy roads.

Either ways, RIP to the dead

assholemods:
Noise maker only parts of Aba started having light of recent and you are making noise about it.
I mentioned LGA is Rivers State that have steady lights for years including Bonny Island. I used LGA because there are so many towns and villages in there, I don't understand why that should be your focus or a problem.
I suppose you were bragging that Aba is the first to have uninterrupted power. He wants to use style to change the narrative. I bet you are Igbo everything about you people is noise. That is just the hallmark of poverty!
We don't make noise neither are we arrogant, we are silent achievers.

And by "we" I suppose you mean inconsequential minorities in Nigeria?
No need stressing your unimportant self with hype and noise, no one regards you in the scheme of things. So run along

Dicoomoba:
you have suffered in that zoo ooo ordinary road celebration galore everywhere 😂

Something Ogun state is lacking

assholemods:
Indeed! Uninterrupted light only in some part of Aba and Umuahia! You are celebrating six lanes roads. Bonny Island had been having uninterrupted light for years and Ogba Egbama Ndoni LGA of Rivers State. You are here bragging that no state in Nigeria can boost of that. You are just waking up from 25 years of PDP poverty reign in Abia so I don't blame you, it seems to that you are in heaven.
Besides you Igbos make to much noise over nothing.

I'm glad you admitted to the fact that Abia state has uninterrupted light now....your hate notwithstanding.
Please tell me where I mentioned a LGA in my previous comment that you should start mentioning unmapped places for me.
Yes we make noise on positive things and I think it's worth it, now tell me how we gagged you from "making your own noise"?

assholemods:
Because of six lanes road... mediocre!

And uninterrupted light.
Something no state in Nigeria can boost of