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tens4real:
my worse fear is to be admitted next year mehn is too far...thanks for calming my nerves...we r waiting patiently...

No matter when the pre admission screening is conducted, you guys are resuming with us in November. Their plan is to see the session off before concentrating on the screening. Since we are rounding off the exam before ending of this month, the form is likely to be on sales before that same month end.

Catalyst4real:
Wow.
I am beyond impressed and euphoriated. This is awesome.
The God that started it will surely finish it.

How are you doing guru? How has exam been? Smooth! I trust you. LOL

tens4real:
wetin sef? until we write petition before abu go release the screening form ni?

Just reinforce your patience, ABU won't carry it over to next year. So chill, the form will soon be on sales in the next few weeks.

Hsquare98:
I Wrote 2016 jamb n I score 184 bt I choose math edu bt my jamb subject is comm,econ,mat,eng is allow

This is a wrong subject combination. Mathematics is classified science course. You could have made it math, eng and any two science subjects.

If we could apply the same creativity we display when writing exams in the real life, Nigeria would be better off. We always see the examiner as god that must be pleased by all means.

A lecturer asked an hypothetical question in the exam I wrote yesterday. He asked, "as an economic adviser, advice president Buhari on how to take Nigeria economy out of recession." I answered and felt like ending the solution with the below sentence with the thought that it will impress the Almighty lecturer.

"I am pleased to inform you that, Dr Adeyemi Dipeolu has just been recruited to advice president Buhari."

Funny Nigerian students.

Neyoor:
Hello, I need your support for fynestboi in the ongoing Mr Nairaland contest.


To vote, simply go to the voting thread for today ----> https://www.nairaland.com/3271417/mr-nairaland-2016-grand-finale anytime between 10am and 6pm.
Then type in ---->

I vote Fynestboi

Cc: NLJega

Done bro. I must do that to avoid the dark side of posterity. They will call me an ingrate if I failed to mobilise for him too.

Ysadiq, catalyst4real.

No one but this enigmatic and coolheaded nigga that champions intellectualism on nairaland deserve my vote.

I hereby cast my invaluable vote for an invaluable personality and urge every member of nairaland intelligentsia to follow suit.

I Vote Fynestboi Cc: Nljega

I Vote Fynestboi Cc: nljega

Oklander:
Morning Abuklaw, please any latest on ABU screening?

As at this morning, none but information reaching me suggest the sales of pre-admission screening form will commence on Monday. I will let you know when it is out on sales.

Oklander:
Bro, anything from ABU yet, about screening dates and others?

No bulletin is released concerning the pre-admission screening but since the wave of pre-admission screening is getting stronger. I believe something will pop up from ABU concerning it.

Fynestboi:
Ok sir.

Thanks for the prompt response sire.

tayebest:
Fynestboi should come and stick this thread in the chat room! There are many people finding assistance on gaining admission in ABU!

Thanks for the suggestion. I don't even know the chat room is functioning till you mentioned it. Fynestboi! Don't sideline us, stick our thread to the chat room!

philit22:
Pls what do you say on this?
There is a trend of women retaining their father's name even after they are married..E.g Chisom Obiano gets married to Martins Adesina, She begins to answer Chisom Obiano-Adesina..As a man will you permit this and as a woman do you prefer this and why?

Islam permits a woman to retain her father's name even after marriage. So, there is no big deal if she want to add her father's name to mine or outrightly refuse to use my own.

You haven't drop the link

Bwaal:
I AM AWAAL

I sight you bro. Long time no see.

Alhamdulilah Robil Alamin. Taqabalallahu minna wa minkum.

I am using this medium to say shout out to neyoor, barackodam, ysadiq, Zeinymira, aminat508, Eeshfar779, maclatunji, Jarus, rilwayne, mukina2, newnas, carinmon, farmer4live, and the entire Muslim ummah on nairaland.

I invoke Allah to grant you all forgiveness as promised, enlighten your path and make your stay here in this globe beneficial one to all mankind.

Eid Mubarak.

ysadiq:
My very gud friend tutor, and namesake in person of Abubakr Abuklaw I don't think he could do without nairaland

Hey young man! Must you say I introduced you? Seun is not paying referral bonus. So, I don't think I deserve the credit. You bumped into Nairaland just as Charles Darwin fell from monkey tail. Lol

Ma sha Allah. Ikwaan are trooping in from every angle. May Allah make your stay here on nairaland worthwhile and beneficial.

Wa alaykum Salam Ikwaan.

Eeshfar779, won't you come and introduce yourself here. Winks

It's a pity that so many people suffer from different phobia. I have always advocate treating something by going back to its source. Any dictionary meaning or psychiatric meaning of phobia is "an irrational fear or hatred for something." This means you can only get rid of phobia by tackling the irrational aspect of problems. As someone rightly said here, our emotion receives signal before the brain and cause us to react before thinking something through.

Irrationality is when you can't see the reasons why some people are doing some things right while you can't. Believe me, you will be better off by allowing your brain to take charge of signals not emotion. You realise why they say women are weak because they are more emotional than rational and are more prone to phobia than men.

Adjust your brain to process signal like "I can cope if others can," "I won't die if others don't as a result of what I dread."

Phobia is a deadly psychological disease, it can deprive you many things. Job, marriage, good life, happiness et al.

ednut1:
. Better by far. Well run school. Thier administrators shud bcom consultants and teach oda fed unis how they did it. U no snap BSS

All these ones na hoax and strategic pictures. I will show you daytime pictures of ABU and compare it with your light and darkness induced pictures you are seeing here.

Go on YouTube and watch ABU green video.

Oklander:
Wow, great job you did here brother. Pls, I need information on the date and processes involved in the admission of those who wrote the last Jamb, we are yet to hear anything from ABU since the announcement of putme cancellation. Any info would help, thanks in anticipation...

The school is working on admission modalities since the scrapping of post utme. I will post any update here as soon as it prompts up.